Boss fight thread

boss fight thread

boss one: skellman

health: 500

rules: singles don't do shit
dubs do damage according to their number (99= -99 hp)
trips, same as dubs
quads, same as dubs (instakill)
00, 000, 0000 heal the boss fully

trying again lol

roll

also bump

Sucks the Skeleton

doot

roll

imma fuck this skeleton up

Stand back boys, I've got this

rolling

Get

I attack with magic missile

I'm shaking posting this
BTW there should be a reward for someone who gets the finishing strike

come the fuck on

Current health: 401

FUCK YES

quads cmon

Behold ! Mighty pumpkin attack

missed

hit em with the cum gun

This skelleton looks dangerous
I stab it with my dick

>Casts healing spell

Meet your maker skelengton man!!!

Roll

blast em with the guzzle muzzle

The power of trips repels you!

This calls for a 3 shoe beating

Rollin

rawlin

ultimate flaming fist of hell

I think you should explain how our succesfull atack hit him
-the skelleton was inmune to magick but that magick missile hit him in the face and make it fall, causing 99damage by the impact of the skelleton against the floor
Otherwise is too boring

Throw a rock at it (just in case i get doubles)

Current Health: 324

fuck yeah

I am using my frost spell.

WITH ALL MY STRENGTH I SHALL WINNNN

Sweep the leg

op got dubs rip

c-c-combo breaker

rolleroni

Bitchslapping that skelleton

Not OP just keeping track

Heal him up.

Rolling

So... There is no OP?

I throw a spoon at him.

I call the skeleton a nerd, hurting his feelings and wounding his ego.

rollerino

I throw a koala at Mr.Skeletal

Diarrhea

258
Halfway there, the skelly is trembling

sprinkle sprinkle the noddle

roll for heals

Attacking with bitter tender oversized beet

slap him with a smack attack

rip a mad fart in his general direction.

i have the poweeer!!!

FEEL THE POWER OF THE LORD JIMMY !

The user who finishes him off gets one monero, not op but this thread is fun

YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH! YOU A BITCH!

jibby anyone?

fuck him up

*slap the boss on his ass* whatchu gonna do

Oh fuck that was close

I get offended because he doesn't use my pronoun

...

we need more threads like this

Roll

I sick pack of attack dogs on bonefag

wooo!!

agree
yup

Fuck you bony nigga dubs get

214
Skelly is visibly sweating

...

Ok bone ass bitch, check em.

Hear my war cry anons ! Rolf requires assistance

I attempt to knock his skull off with a walker

Roll

Chink attack

double double

Rolllo

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Toasty!

FUCKING DAMN IT

fucking dead skelly

/cast smite

Judo CHOP

Skelly is kill

WINRAR

Haha, ineffective, let me handle this

YES YOURE A HERO

Damn nigga

Skelly is healed but immediantly turns into ashes

lord and saviour

Dick protect

Double his power.
Grant the ability that two single number rerolls causes b&

Die skelly

I'M HERE TO FUCK THINGS UP FOR EVERYONE, ROLLING 00'S

I enjoy this quest.

Lets finish this

It's fine don't worry that just dramatic effect so my 3333 nigga could look even cooler.