Canada invents the world's first quantum computer

>canada invents the world's first quantum computer

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Cuckntum computer

That's a really expensive looking leaf blower

Perkele

Sorry you live in a store brand version of America.

Do you ever wish that Leafland would have their own Internet so we wouldn't suffer from their cuckness?

>Canada wanting an apology
Fucking big surprise
Also stop spamming this shit thread and sage

Comedy Gold

He's going to apologize us more likely.

good one, finland

>America not a rainbow

Top delusional

Why don't you go ruin your country with that cuck of a prime minister?

maybe now you can calculate how many migrants you'll have to take in to offset your hyper inflation

More likely they use it to calculate how much they have to apologize. Or how much they can suck dick.

it's only a million times faster at doing a specific thing.

>american education

Could've gotten by with a cheaper model

Still better than leaf education

Yeah, I'm sure he's so much more worse than that EU puppet Juha.

Damn Finland, did leafs cuck you or something?

At least he's not canadian :DDD

No but they ruin this board and everything they take part of

Can it run Crysis on max?

no

>British Columbia
So, the Chinese invented it.

>supercomputer can compute things millions of times faster than normal computer

stop the fucking presses

its says non-conventional computing not impossible computing

Burn it down again, but make sure the president is inside

The telescoping nature of reality

the singularity is a lot closer then we think

fpbp

How's that forest fire going?

>canada will shitpost 100 million times faster than a typical aussie

congratulation, canada can more precisely calculate the complex mathematics behind diversity quotas

Finland out on crusade against cucknadia.

So you can figure out how much weed you need for the week in mere seconds now?

Or how much sperm goes to his latte from local Starcucks

Just because some people from your country made this, doesn't mean you should be credited for it. Being canadian doesn't mean you did anything other people from your country did

>Created by Google and a team of NASA engineers

No leaf, America invented it, like everything else. Its only stored the Northern wastelands because computers do better in cold weather. Im sure the land was bought for cheap from some chinese company

And it's probably done by the chinese they import

It just means that all the smart Americans are leaving for Canada.

Like that one forgetful unfunny chick?

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>Land
>Burnaby
>Cheap

>2011+5
>thinking Chinese are technically proficient at any level

I recommend this
>this related

More proficient than leafs. And they don't know better

The Chinese probably worked a good deal with Google. China owns Canada and the factories that make all those androids

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>canada invents the world's first quantum computer

>still can't compete with Australian in shitposting

>D-Wave

Dick wave, anyone? no?

Marianas trench is now accessible

>Ireland that tall
>Aus with a mouth not covered in shit
>Brit not wearing a turban

holy shit... so trudeau really did design a quantum computer

In all honesty though, if a quantum computer can be developed by a private company then the NSA likely already has developed one, or at least one like D-Wave which since the last time I looked (which was over a year ago) was something like a psuedo-quantum computer, but who cares as long as long as it can factor primes faster.

You were saying?

>D-Wave

Scam.

> but google and nasa are behind it!

They are being duped, or duping others.

Don't believe that could happen with such people? Look into the people behind Theranos, another high-profile tech company scam.

>Google
>NASA
>either being Cucknadien

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

I WAS CONSIDERING CALLING IT OFF

>but now no way.

>Doesn't even register on the list

>says they are #1

>Theranos

Theranos had VERY high profile people on it's board, and shilling for it all across the media.

wsj.com/articles/theranos-is-subject-of-criminal-probe-by-u-s-1461019055

100% Scam. The only reason they got caught is because they are in the medical field. A quantum computer? Nobody is checking their work. There is no DEA for quantum computers.

I attack Hubristic fucks.

>In Exchange for your lives I shall have your clay.