So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatique, we can praise Swansea's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks. The fans were leaving early, how often do you see that at Old Trafford? Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Mourinho and the lads, but MASSIVE reiforcements are desperately needed in the summer transfer window. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season either, or our chances in Europa League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /manutd/? Mourinho #IN or #OUT?
Sure we're unbeaten, but against fecking Swansea?! At home? Come on, this is mockery at this point. Like Mou said himself, he would have prefered more victories a couple of losses and more wins, because it means more points. There's a chance we might end up without CL next year... *shudders*
Nathaniel Gutierrez
More dabs, less draws
John Howard
>14(FOURTEEN) DRAW
Wyatt Allen
I can't deny it any longer. when will the global Jewish conspiracy stop holding man utd down?
Josiah Perry
>hahaha LE DAB haha Grow up. Pogba's absence is clearly affecting our performances badly, or were you too busy to notice the utter lack of creativity in our midfield?
William Flores
Reminder this "4th place battle" is not for real, it's just to keep costumers entertained and the players on edge and obligated to win the europa league. Reminder what's important is to project an image of an unbeatable team Reminder Zlatan """missed""" a penalty late on in a match, also in a situation they would jump to CL places in case of a win. Reminder Zlatan is Jose's guy and they think alike. Reminder the real goal is winning a trophy and qualify to the Champions League, in other words, get that Europa League Reminder today was a good day.
Landon Cox
mourinho out
he works for bet365 and just brings them draws
Cooper Gomez
Don't underestimate how bad liverpool really are
Nicholas James
Also reminder United being outside Champions League places is bad for UEFA's business, and due to injuries >we might need to refball Celta out of the way
we can win this fight. All we have to do is draw our way until the end.
Thomas Barnes
>falseflagging this badly Yeah sure, dropping points while playing as badly as we did today definitely is a good result. No one sees Red Devils as an unbeatable team, but a drawing team. A huge difference in status, lets he realistic. And if you're smartass ABU just please leave
Anthony Jones
Don't worry m8. Next season we will attract talented players from big clubs. Be scared ABU
Hudson Ortiz
Dabs per game are down. Therefore goals per game are down too
Benjamin Torres
I've noticed a couple of questionable decision against United today, nothing unusual but lets be honest here, the penalty was soft. Not a dive by Rashboy, but such slight contacts go unpunished more often than not
Wyatt Wilson
I don't even know who most of those players are desu
Brody Fisher
celebrate that point against us now you dirty scum
Blake Green
the playing badly bit is because they lack their most important player, that gives them the fluidity we are accostumed by now, Paul. They can still win playing badly, but the goal is to pressure UEFA to give >us a hand in case the Celta Vigo business becomes too difficult.
Mason Rodriguez
Is Pep still a mastermind?
Oliver Sanchez
The money is there to spend, however I doubt we'll get both Bale and Varane from Madrid, they don't need to weaken themselves as much for any cash. It's one of them, plus Greasemann, Bakayoko and Mendy. I'd say we need one more central midfielder as well. Picture is outdated by the way, Ibrahimovic won't play for United again. With all due respect, he did more harm than anything.
Grayson Lee
yea spend another 300 million on a dabbing cattermole again you deluded prick
Asher Reed
best manager in the world but he doesn't have the required players
Carson Wood
>Zlatan
lad...
Samuel Taylor
You fail to understand than United are more than just results, they're the epitome of football. Or that what's they're supposed to be anyway, otherwise there wouldn't be fanclubs all over the worlds only comparable to Barcelona or Real in numbers. Europa League is below us, we need to win in STYLE and show what the club is all about in CL
Landon Edwards
*dabs regretfully*
Chase Collins
You think they could get Mou to dab? Might boost team morale.
Lucas Cox
>when you pay £100m for a bang average midfielder
Jack Edwards
Juventus aren't going to win the CL anyway, he stands better chance with United next year* so I doubt he has any regrets. Not to mention the difference in finances, lets not beat around the bush. Big clubs shoudln't be afraid to attract talent with adequate contracts.
*as long as we quailfy, as sad as that is to say
Isaiah Sanders
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED AS THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON
Aiden Stewart
>*shudders*
Owen Morris
this is good thread
Cameron Evans
But then the crow might start chanting SIT DOWN MOURINHO like they did today
>to project an image of an unbeatable team And winning wouldn't do that better than just drawing matches? Retarded logic
Jace Thompson
Thanks I guess, although sadly it seems to attract United haters rather than concerned fans.
Sebastian Morgan
winning would give United a confortable top 4 spot. and that's not the goal. the goal is the Europa League. Relax, m8. go buy a shirt or something.
Nathan Bailey
>and that's not the goal. the goal is the Europa League. You're acting like the two are mutually exclusive, even going so far as to claim they're intentionally drawing games to not get top 4. Again, retarded logic.
Grayson Watson
another season of yuro league
hahahahahahaha
Isaac Mitchell
>mouyes
Kayden Howard
>Support utd in youth >score in three games in a row at OT dreams
Jack Barnes
>tfw nobody seems to want top 4 so liverpool will actually get into the CL again
Michael Morales
>not mutually exclusive >intentionally that's a simplistic view. doesn't help, things are much more complicated than that. you have no idea what a group of little to no talent but highly motivated players with a couple of WC players in their midst can do. this is a process, and the goal this season is to win the league cup and the europa league. just stop stressing, you are in good hands.
Brayden Long
>actually do worse than Van Gaal
JOSE IS A FOOKIN GENIUS LA JUST BEEN UNLUCKY WITH DRAWS LA GREASEMAN AND LUKAKU CONFIRMED LA LEAGUE CUP IS TOTALLY RELEVANT LA CHARITY SHIELD AND LEAGUE CUP DOUBLE WINNERS LA NEXT YEAR IS OUR YEAR LA BE AFRAID LOL LA
Owen Kelly
>implying utd will come 3rd in their group not if klopp can help it
Ryan Gutierrez
I saw that cuck Daniel Taylor saying that a draw was actually "not a bad result" for United.
>now we can concentrate on the Europa lel
1. Be Manchester United 2. MASSIVE SPEND every summer 3. ???? 4. PROFIT (but only if you are Glazer Jews)
Joseph Ramirez
>to intelligent too win
Evan Hughes
...
Asher Reyes
Not if he earns his degree from Proffesor Lingard at Dab U
Carter Brown
United should just go full meme and sign >torres desu
Andrew Ross
...
Parker Roberts
Glazers only bought Manure FC PLC so that his kids would get a 10m dividend payout each every year
Benjamin Gutierrez
>tfw you will never be the happy Jose you once was
Michael Nelson
>do I still get payed if I'm (((injured)))?
Proff that anyone can be a footballer. Now tell me he isn't Marcelo's tier
Cooper Taylor
>conning his own team into becoming winners how dare he? the bastard
Jaxon Ross
This is Facebook-tier "trolling". This board is embarrassing and it's time to get divegrass OFF this board.
Jordan Perez
Unfortunately, when I look at our Mourinho, I don't see that man anymore. I'm certain he still has it, but somehow the passion is nowhere to be found and only the negative energy remains. Hopefully EL trophy lifts his spirit and lives up to expectations (both his, and those of ManU)
#MourinhoIN Gotta spend big though
Michael Gray
Do you think he BROKE HIS FRIGGIN LEG on purpose? He had potential to surpass Marcelo comfortably, but sadly it seems the physique will continue to hinder his progress. I don't see him as United player anymore, just cut the losses and get someone new
Noah Phillips
Mou is more than you deserve you serb fuck
Daniel Harris
Yup
It's a legally sound parasitic scam that is going exactly according to plan.
Noah Cruz
Did you miss the >I still have full faith in Mourinho part? Seriously though, this football is painful to watch. There's progress, but no a huge one. Or a pretty one
Asher Morris
people don't change, he's still there. Ferguson was several years without winning (when Mourinho was at Chelsea), surely he was crankier those days, but it's not like he changed as a person. >Gotta spend big though it's gonna happen, it's United. the difference is that now the money is wisely spent
Gabriel Cruz
RedCafe was right again. Mourinho is United's darkest moment since Munich
Justin Thompson
I wish I had that kind of optimism. Sometimes we look fantastic - Chelsea match - but then a match like this one against Swansea comes along and shatters any faith I have in Mou's project.
Easton Nguyen
is there seriously a more pathetic club than man utd?
I've always disliked them, but i used to fear and respect them during the fergie era
you hated them because they were successful
now i just laugh at them. pathetic cub pathetic fans and manager.
lets break the bank because muh monies. Lets spend out way out of trouble.
no identity any more. class of 92 long gone. keep buying more talent and ruining them keep paying massive salaries, keep getting cucked because its fucking hilarious
Brody Carter
We just got unlucky today, ref was against us. Should have had at least 2 more pens, and the swansea free kick wasn't a foul. With the amount of bad decisions we have had, it's a miracle we aren't out of the top 4 race if refs where fair we would have walked the league this year. This is the lineup I would like us to buy for next season: ------------------de gea------------------------- -carvahal--hummel-boateng-marcelo- -------------pogba--renato sanchez------- ------bale--------griezmann------neymar- ------------------m'bappe-----------------------
Jose Scott
>tfw Juventus vs Manure in the Super Cup (tm)
Jackson Russell
please be genuine, this is fucking gold
Jonathan Taylor
It's pretty obviously a joke. Replacing 9 out of 11 players, including buying Bayern's starting CBs, 3 starters for Real and what's looking like a failed talent.
Kevin Sullivan
>that fucking lineup >the amount of money required to get it
Time to stop posting lad. Back to playing fifa and being one of those mugs who unironically texts the star newspaper football column
Ryan Martinez
Why does Duncan Castles gobble Mourinho's cum so much? I don't understand why he's so in love with him
Jason Mitchell
WE WUZ CHAMPIONS
You sound just like Rangers fans.
Dominic Reyes
that's what gives me so much confidence about them. they want to win and dominate stronger opposition, they do it, in style. unimportant league home matches they're only supposed to not lose, get that cheeky first half goal, get those 5-10 shots on target, so that the crowd is entertained and the "attacking football" bs for costumers and have that cushion to have a mostly relaxed second half and get the draw in the end
Oliver Ross
ABU please leave, we understand United must have cause you a lot of pain when they reigned supreme in PL but that's no reason to act this hostile when they're not at their best, ok? Not so sure about those two other penalties, but the way United matches were refereed this season we can happy the Rashford was given at least. #CampaignAgainstUnited is trending for a reason.... Regarding the lineup, as fanstastic as it sounds, it doubt we're getting BOTH Bayern centrebacks and BOTH Neymar and Bale. However - Hummels, Bale, Griezmann and M'bappe, that seems doable.
Angel Bennett
>You sound just like Rangers fans
And Liverpool fans And Arsenal fans
It's fucking hilarious desu
Benjamin Collins
>Players from big clubs downgrading to Man United
Alexander Sullivan
it was better when I had an american proxy over the summer, I would just spam every arsenal and manure thread with fifa lineups
Levi Price
But why are we getting these draws when you're clearly implying United are capable of domination? I don't understand
Cameron Foster
>Hummels, Bale, Griezmann and M'bappe, that seems doable
>3 players who would cost 50 million plus EACH >seems doable
kek
Ryan Brooks
We've been spending 150 million on transfers for about four years, so open the warchest this summer and make it 250. On those players you've mentioned
Dylan Sanchez
>City drawing >Arselel about to lose
Suddenly a point isn't looking THAT bad.
Adrian Scott
read keeping the pressure high so that they can't fail in the real objective, the Europa League.
Ryan Torres
>they're drawing on purpose Of course MR. TROLL
Ryan Ward
The way we played is what was bad. That was a terrible display.
Shaw should never wear a United shirt again. Wtf was that shit.
The sideways or back passing by herrera really slowed us down today.
Do we even have any fucking defenders left?
Christian Torres
See, Chelsea absolutely destroying Everton. Where's this confidence in our performances?
Aaron Rogers
It's hard to play well with two crab passers in CM and shit like Young, Lingard and Rooney all on the pitch at the same time.
>Do we even have any fucking defenders left?
A few decent ones in the academy but Mou would rather play Romero at CB than give a youngster a chance.
Anthony Phillips
>on purpose things are not so black and white. I don't claim Zlatan was under instructions to miss that penalty, but I'm pretty sure he understands how his manager thinks and allow himself not to be in the necessary state of mind to put it in the net.
Leo Gray
We need to stop signing players off the back of International tournaments and actually set up a decent scouting system.
All of the players that are holding us back we're signed off the back of decent performances for they're National teams, but no other top teams would look at em
Also the pace of our play is too slow, we haven't gone forward since Van Gaal
Jack Lewis
>Gary Cahill has more PL goal than Pogba JUST
Gavin Morgan
>judging creative midfielders by goals
Joshua Brooks
*Note - the chances are wrong unfortunately, but he's right about total attempted passes.