Help me Sup Forums! Howcome i cant get any pussy? Me in pic

Help me Sup Forums! Howcome i cant get any pussy? Me in pic

Your boyfriend won't let you?

You look like a gay killer keemstar

Im straight. Yes my style if unique but im just expressing myself.

You dress like a fag and hang out with queers. You'd better learn to like dick or get your shit sorted out, or you won't get any action at all.

Bump! I really need advice guys!

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real question is why you'd pretend to be a hipster who can't get any pussy. does it somehow make you feel better about yourself?

Hahahahahahahhhaahaa that's not you, unless your name is Tommy Conroy. I fuckin know that dude.

cause you look like a dick garage

Becouse you are one.
Learn how magnets work

You need to sucks more dicks before that

You look like the gay half of Freddie mercury no offense.

Drop the dyed hair and stop wearing those shorts. Your sending out the wrong signalfor pussy. Otherwise you're good to go.

Call me.

Trivia: What do you do for a living?

probably because you look like a gay

Im an aspireing artist

Alright, that one would be a little too easy to guess. What else do you do for money? Also, how recent is that pic?

because you dont look like youre into girls

Very
Very
Bad
Bait
Thread

Abandon
Immediately

Also
OP's
Mother
Dies
Tonight

No
Saves

Im a barista silly.

Idk, maybe a year

That's what I thought. Nice try tho

Also, you're gonna kick yourself for this one: he's a wedding planner. I shit you not.

hahahahaha what a faggot