Recently I inherited 20K

recently I inherited 20K .

My plan is to blow it all on a sex holiday in Asia (picture related)

What is the most extreme thing I can do there? Also sex tourism stories in general.

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>What is the most extreme thing I can do there?
Try the hot fudge enemas.

Delicious, satisfying, and very filling.

Get some 3rd world vd

For 20K I think you can keep the girl, or whatever.

Buy a new brain, the one you have is defective

get gonorrhea

Pay off any debt then maybe buy something nice. Just dont try an fuxk kids with thay money

Get fidget spinner implants.

Probably have any girl you want, depending on the country.

I have no debts

More pics?
If you gonna spend it at least spend that shiet in good quality hookers not Asians

why asia?
get yourself some nice pussy in your town. cash lasts longer

unfortunately that's the only one I have and reverse image search doesn't help

Jesus if I had $20k after taxes I'd retire in 1-2 years instead of 2-5 years

I met an ex-nz cop who ran a daily boat tour in Port Barton. Being an ex-cop he said that when he lived in Angles City, he was friends with the local Phillipeans cops.

Supposedly, usd 6000 got you a place, a person, and police cover.

For the extreme stuff that you want, you have to live there, know people.

I'd recommend just heading to thailand. Avoid the risk of multiple jail sentences, etc. Your pic is very related, totally available if you have the $$. Think usd 60 each girl.

Kids.

we have only hambeasts and coalburners here.. picture related

I'm jealous user.

Your best bet is to find a way to turn that 20k into 200k and just fuck instagram "models"

k, asian hookers are nasty though. spend the money on blonde arian sluts

Fuck a 14 yo girl and her mother at the same time

how much does that cost in let's say for example the philipines ?

Top kek

about 15$

only spend 1% of your money on hookers.

99% of your money needs to be spent on crypto

Good question. Why don't you give me your name, number and address and I'll ship you a pamphlet with all the information you'll need.

You misspelled dorra

You people and your fake money.

>retire on 20k
Nigger what shithole country do you live in?

>greentext it?

It must smell down there

I didn't say I'd need $20k total, just that it's the difference between retiring a lot sooner than later.
>not understanding how to invest money
>being that poor

It's funny how people are angry at cryptocurrencies.

anyone can understand 20k can be blown in a weekend, and is not anywhere near enough to retire.

>claims to know how to invest
>thinks 20K is somehow a lot of money.

they are probably tired of hearing about it.

and i'ts funny that people think it can only go up when Bitcoin has crashed twice before.

That's because we didn't get on that ship on time. I don't want to jump in now because it would mean a riskier investment and taxes would grab half of the money made over it.

If you put 20k in an index fund when you're 20 and do nothing for 45 years it'll be worth enough to retire on by the time you're 65

you can have a shit load of fun with 2k in pattaya in a week. have at least one girl every complete night for 50$

If you seriously think $20k is not a lot, then you're the reason poor people are poor.

You nocoiners and your desire to stay poor.

or you can actually do something with your life and not focusing on being a well funded geriatric.

I don't doubt that one bit, I was talking in scale, 20 k ain't shit.

I didn't force poor choices upon several generations nor did I give them a defeatist attitude. maybe if you try to work for something instead of bitching you would make money.

Unless you're a dumb nigger you'd invest that 20k into bitcoin or alt coin and turn it into 200k in a couple months max

>maybe if you try to work for something instead of bitching you would make money.
But I have worked and I AM making money...I don't understand what you're trying to say.

you must have a shitty life to plan on spending that much on whores.

i bet you own some and want that unworthy shit to grow

I do own some and I'm already at 150% of original value after a month (means I've made 50% of the money I put in as profit)

remember to take profits (withdraw some money) so when the crash comes you don't lose your initial investment - and a crash will come, but then it'll go up again.

>between retiring a lot sooner
Dude 20k is not a lot of money unless you're poor.

Yeah no.

You work til you're 65+, I'll retire before 40.
That's where your thinking is taking you.

I seriously thing 20k is not alot of money. One year of my law tuition is $20k. 20k is peanuts, even if you had it invested

Then you're not investing in properly.

how do you invest properly then?

You're just poor kid. You'd make tops a 10% gain per year in the stock market unless you get lucky.

I day trade

Just buy more money.

Don't invest in the stock market.

Saging this poor people thread.

there is always a way to make it more expensive, instead 1 or two girls, just multiply the girls you take with you and buy a lot ob booze for them and make a private party banging non stop with this viagra style stuff they sell on every corner.

>Law tuition
Leave numbers for the adults kid

If you are traveling to Asia, you got to check it out first:
bigo.tv/17922448

stocks should get you good returns as long as you have good stock selection criteria and set your stops properly

Stocks do not give you a stable cash flow, though.

I got 25% from mid-December to today, so if you're only getting 10% a year you're investing in very conservative stocks. 25% in less than a month is definitely lucky and not sustainable, but 10% a year is seriously underachieving - what do I expect in Sup Forums though..

Don't do it..

Spend the money on a gym membership and new wardrobe and you'll probably find that women will want to see with you without being paid.

so essentially, you're saying that if I do things correctly, stuff will go well?

Months will average so you should be returning a profit, yes. google successful stock market strategies, pick one that you find reputable, and begin to learn user.

Well certainly not enough to retire but it is big money. Wanna know how i know you think its big money to you too even when you claim its nothing?

I’m poor, and even I know $20k is nothing. My entire salary for a year is barely above that.

>I’m poor, and even I know $20k is nothing.
That's exactly why you're poor.

you're an idiot for blasting someone for saying that $20,000 =! $0. You make it sound like you can't do anything with $20,000. While $20,000 isn't the difference between rich and poor, you start with $20,000, invest well, let it compound, and eventually are not poor any more.

Oh by the way, see this for average American's savings account:
marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-2015-10-06

20K is chump change you poorfag

cole?

Umm...reread my post. You're agreeing with me.

If I got 150k to invest into something low risk & uncomplicated, how much can I expect to make per year?

reading comprehension was lost

close to $0. stocks are risky, bonds are low risk and almost no reward

I now agree with you ()

Jesus, this thread is full of poor and stupid people.
Especially you.

Wow this thread went off topic really fast.

No, I’m poor because I choose to stay and work in the (failing) family business to make sure my mother (whom I work with) continues to have an income so she can support her disabled great grandson since his first legally appointed caretaker - his grandmother, my sister - died. His father - my nephew - is a deadbeat piece of shit who gave up parental rights which is why my mother has him now.
If I don’t continue to work there, the place closes down and she loses her income.
$20k is fucking nothing. I can spend $20k in a single weekend if I wanted, easy. Hell, I could spend $20k in a single purchase.
If you think $20k is a lot, you’re the poor motherfucker.

Can you string together more random, non-sensical shit, or can you maybe try that again so we can understand what you're babbling on about??

>tfw youre so ugly even these porkers wont double team you

I've got 27k ready for an index fund now and I'm 29. Just waiting for a market correction to buy in

>If you think $20k is a lot, you’re the poor motherfucker.
>I'm poor and waste money and don't understand why I'm poor.
>I probably think $15 minimum wage is good.
>sage

Not the guy you're talking to but I have a question. If the business is failing, won't she lose her income anyway? You'd probably be in a better position to help her financially if you spent your time getting experience in another field which pays more and isn't a dead end.

Did I say any of that? No, try strawmanning somewhere else, and learn how to comprehend English, nigger.
I said I could blow $20k - which anyone can, you retarded porchmonkey.
I don’t waste money, and $15/hr is mediocre at best. Best fuck off to your bf, he’s missing his faggot.

Bangkok soi cowboy or better yet go to your nearest 3rd world shithole across the border n kidnap a girl n make her your sex slave by lockin her in a basement

10% a year is the market rate you fucking plebe
The dow and nyse both average 10% a year
Anything beating the market is good you pennystock plebe

>Did I say any of that?

>$20k is fucking nothing.

Actually, yes you did. Poor faggot.

i'm french and 50 and i understood perfectly

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It’s got a ways to go before it closes, but because of the economy and the field we are in, it’s declining. I estimate we have 5-7 more years, by that time she can fully retire with enough to support herself and her disabled great grandson.
I’ll keep the place going with bubblegum and baling wire until then.

But then, he incurs a recurring cost for maintenance.

stay poor nocoiner

You’re a faggot nigger, just an FYI.

About $1800/yr in a savings account. Probably best invested somehow than savings or CD.

What kind of kink?

Been mongering since my teens. Been to all the hot spots.

You can do anything with connections. Money is necessary, also.

I came here to hear about sexy Asian prostitutes, not crypto and money management,

can you guys start a new thread?

More like this?

No fuck off.

How do you do that?

i would never understand such people
taking a fucking plane to fucking asia just to rub your meat on some retardfaced antpeople's body parts?
i guess i'm a demisexual