When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
Luis Jenkins
it obviously is not you as well cause you are here
Owen Morales
:(
Zachary Hill
Fuck you Sup Forums I'm going back to Sup Forums
Joseph Russell
That guy in the pic is probably a twink on gayforpay now. The girl probably has 3 kids and married to a nu-male.
William Davis
This is true. If you didn't have a girlfriend at highschool, you're worthless.
Jordan Carter
>life is all about being young and cool
Sorry user but Life is about seeking happiness while you exist in this world.
Carson Perez
Futaba cosplay? Got moar?
John Reyes
oh no....what do I do.....people wont fuck me?.....my life....its over....back to gaming. Thanks CHAD
Austin Nguyen
>Daily reminder that I got more pussy in 2014 than any high school chad did when I was 15
It all worked out in the end
Connor Cox
This is so not true. Everyone who were jocks are all losers now. I grew up very religious and didnt have many friends in high school, i mak good money now and fuck bitches. All the "cool kids" are all parents and/or alcoholics by now.
James Edwards
Wrong life is about building a family and by extension a community
Owen Campbell
Yeah, preserve the white race!
Zachary Carter
/thread
Grayson Martinez
FAKE NEWS You would be posting in Sup Forums if any of that were true
Justin Jackson
Idiot see
Zachary Reed
I can fuck 4 prostitutes a day, more than any soyboy could with 15 and I don't have to care for pregnancy
Alexander Adams
Tbh, theres a new chance after 30, those jocks , guess whos rich and fucks 18 year old girls (prolly daughters of all mighty former jocks)?
Bentley Myers
I was more freak than geek in high school and I'd been getting laid since 15. Jocks are still gay.
Jackson Phillips
Went through all of hs with a girl, three years with the one who was a virgin when I got her, was a jock too. It's not what life is all about, not even close. It's what the first 5 years of adolescence are about
Nolan Peterson
fuck off, no its not. life is about being happy, i dont want fucking kids when im 25 years old
Brody Lewis
Bruh who cares? I love my retarded little life. I'd like to have sex more, but meh. I have it often enough.
Robert Edwards
But I'm ugly as shit and lost my virginity when I was 15.
Xavier Perez
So much this
Kayden Evans
Wrong, the only biological goal to life is fugging bitches and making babies. By those standards, the Chinese and the Currymen are way in the lead.
Cooper Robinson
This is coming from someone posting on Sup Forums
James Cruz
Nigger I was 23 just out of college living on my own with a good job and I cleaned the fuck up more that year than ever before or since.
It’s really not that amazing
Lucas Rodriguez
What about that requires you to be white
Aiden Brown
I was actually attractive and in great shape, but never got laid due to my betacuck personality.
David Carter
i wasnt a jock, but my pre mature days were pretty awesome.
and i'm glad its who i am today.
Jacob Evans
Non-whiteys already get pregnant when 15, whites just don't like it. The trend has to be turned around
Jace Sanchez
Being happy is a choice. You become happy when you ar content with your life and your expectations meet your reality.
That isn’t the point, though, the point is to be prosperous and you can only truly do that by building a healthy family
Hunter Gray
Actually, while I was 15, I was programming and doing other shit. Since then, I've set up a business and also go involved early in bitcoin.
Now I have an apartment in both LA and Tokyo, and have fucked 30+ Japanese girls in the last year. I'm also starting a second business. That guy is probably working a car sales job making 50k a year, at best.
Adam Edwards
lul
Leo Cox
Sup Forumsthread/83992271
Joshua Gomez
>be me >played football in hs >laid pipe in hs >laid even more pipe over the next few years not quite as cliché as your fantasy but you're off base... plenty of ugly dudes were getting box in HS
Cameron Foster
...
Adrian Reed
>Daily Reminder: I am a burnout.
Cool.
Nicholas Collins
>implying
Brandon Flores
>Peaking in highschool lol
Christopher Baker
Now I'm working as a video game developer and I get mad pussy all the time from any age woman I want.
Meanwhile chad is busy flipping burgers.
Ayden King
I guess there's only one chance left to even the odds. Don't go to work tomorrow.
Anthony Smith
I had sex with 4 different girls before I was 16.
Not all of us are basement neckbeards who still suck on their daddy's tit.
Liam Reyes
...
Liam Wright
...
Jaxon Wright
So I can marry then raise a kid or two that will do the exact same when they get older Or can advance genetic science so that the world can slowly benefit from a lack of mental disorders, and possibly an increased lifespan through the preservation of telomeres
Jayden Cox
Your research will be lost in time the only constant is life
Nicholas Reed
Why dont you incels pick up a barbell and get out of your moms basement
Evan Jenkins
...
Christopher Foster
late 90's and early 2000's?
Luis Powell
The stupid and poor will breed enough. I'll give my sperm to a sperm bank since my genes are worthwhile. Relatively buff and smart.
Landon Morgan
Life is whatever you want it to be.
If you want to be a pretentious diskless little faggot piece of trash to people and call yourself "the cool kid" that's great too.
You want to be a football player, get on some skills, watch some playoffs right.
Honestly, you're the human filth that deserved to commit suicide a decade ago, holding onto childish fancy like its your entire world, it's pathetic really.
If you haven't been paying attention the world wised up to your retarded abuse of its children and now were not allowed to have cool kids, now we give trophies to every kid.
There's a way of being popular and its starts with respect for everyone, if you dickless whores understood in the first place we wouldn't have this autistic bullshit we do now.
Blake Sanchez
You are choosing to miss the lost fudilling thing a human can do.
Don’t fool yourself about your importance, if you want a holllow life of now consequence do not have kids, if you want to die futilled and sourounded by live have a family.
Eli Sullivan
this.
Bentley Bell
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Andrew Ward
But now I have 4.9 million to my name
Jace Reed
I was not even attractive and I was having sex and I don`t have even more sex because I was kinda shy
Aiden Collins
>There's a way of being popular and its starts with respect for everyone Cringiest line of bullshit so far
Lucas Thompson
Hollow? By who's standards? A married man or a man who wants to be married. My grandparents and uncle's are the ones who all say I shouldn't get married. Date if you want but marriage is worthless. You can do so much more without kids or a wife/ husband. I've also never had a divorce in my extended family Soo. Tell me why I'm wrong. My mother is for it. My father is mixed. Very religious
Bentley Ramirez
I already explained before, life is the only constant everything else is fleeting
If you go down this path you will die unfufiled, in time you will understand
Justin Perez
>...become some roasties beta provider >Tfw u will never be able to relate sexually, or share meaningful bonding experiences >Tfw u will always be compared negatively to the more attractive men fucking her in her far hornier past Asians exist for a reason
Joseph Hall
Respect everyone and they want to be your friend. It's simple. Let's teach kids beautiful things instead garbage slut bullshit shall we? PS you're ugly where it truly counts.
Leo Torres
You ruined the entire future generations with your pretentious garbage honestly. You killed everything beautiful in the world because you had to be the most popular, which is fucking fine, but you also had to make people feel like shit who weren't, you caused mass depression and suicides and school shootings and now schools, future generation are nothing but heavily monitored autistic little retards. Grats on your STDs before graduation though, grats on your loveless life of depressing meaningless sex, grats on your passionless garbage boyfriends, soooo many though! Like, who is proud of being a slut really? Are you just so depressed that you have to come on here and justify yourself to strangers to make your garbage life seem better than it is?
Juan Powell
hey virgins guess what
most women aren't pron stars or club sluts. They actually an't super impressed with Chad. if you're sweet and loving and have real feelings they can fall in love with you all the same. Even your out of shape humping will be a better experience for them than chads heroic thrusting if they are in love with you. Women are more emotional, love clouds their head like a drug.
Adam White
Checked and correct
Xavier Phillips
Same fag
Jack Jones
Little girls are for grown men and anything else is degenerate. If a little girl wastes her fertile juices on an undeveloped boy her own age they must die. I didn't make the rules, God did. We are about to enter a new era and all of you personality disordered individuals who perpetuate threads like this will surely meet the harshest fate.
Matthew Bennett
respecting people won't make them your friend. most people are emotional train wrecks, they confuse respect or kindness with weakness. most people aren't worth being friends with. Popularity, like fame is a trap.
Do your own thing. Don't look back.
Anthony Ward
t. mohammad
Jack Bennett
So of I succeed in increasing the lifespan of humans and also decrease that amount of mental disorders by 90%. My research will be forgotten in history. Yea. Ok.
When you have kids. Your Gene's will go into them. Then in a couple generations. Those Gene's will be so diluted that what you did by passing on your genes means absolutely nothing. Have fun settling with your content life with a worthless hambeast that will take your kids, who in turn will hate their father,
Luis Price
When I was 15, I was watching porn and playing vidya all day AND fucked. Am I beyond alpha?
Josiah Martin
If you think high school makes or breaks your life based on "coolness", then you have never been cool. I litteraly just had a buddy text me about a party in my home town and everyone who was there were all the "cool kids" from when we were in school. Never went anywhere, never did anything, wastes of space. Chad Mcbrobot delivers my pizza now.
Brayden Collins
If you do it right it will. Most people just want to be listened to and respected, everyone is a friend as far as I'm concerned. You can be absolutely kind and not fuck around, strong willed with your want to make people smile. There's no wrong here. Just garbage insecure asshats that need to insult people to feel good about themselves sometimes. Kill them with the most kindness and maybe they'll see its not so hard to be popular.
Jack Hernandez
you're absolutely right about the secret society man, this is something that's hinted at in PUA culture since pre-mystery human nature is unforgiving and the sex culture is absolutely invisible to those that aren't part of it like, i am on the LOW scale of partners, shy as fuck, and still pulling "decently often". i can imagine any NORMAL person (chad or other) netting 300 girls in their lifetime. 100 is a low number.
i imagine most on Sup Forums in the 10s and 20s thinking they're special.
pic somewhat related but for effect
Ian Green
Life is all about failure and frustration. Happiness is a temporary thing
Adam Turner
lol
Jacob Hall
Mfw I did all this stuff
Justin Williams
Life is whatever you want to make of it. Whatever anyone wants to make of it. If anyone tells you different they're either ignorant to this concept are manipulative.
Evan Brooks
Right. From my point of view, it's like that. At the end life is pointless. But everything is relative. I'm not saying that the other theories are not true but I can't stop thinking that everything is a meaningless suffering.
Gavin Fisher
Welp, better kill myself then.
user just figured out the meaning of life, and it turns out I will never be able to fully experience it, better leave while I'm still ahead I guess.