Sup Forumsros what was the best sex you ever had and what made it the best?

Sup Forumsros what was the best sex you ever had and what made it the best?

>what made it the best?
that one time with a woman, she had a vagina

Me and this broad use to fuck for hours on meth or xtc, had a blast. My 20s were the shit, good times good times

Maybe I should rephrase it then: "what made the best sex you had in your life be the best sex you ever had in your life"?

>that one time with a woman, she had a vagina

She can have a vagina and sex can be just "okay"

Nice

How is it the best sex of your life though? To me it just sounds like meth is one hell of a drug

We went all out nasty, ass licking ,car driving blow jobs, sex in the park, breaking in abandoned to smoke meth and fuck...ass licking hahaha period sex

you sound about 13

bump until this thread finds its way past robots

With a dumb slut I used to call my girlfriend she just pretty much dropped me for some degenerate piece of shit long story but she’s a hoe but fucked better than any girl I’ve met
>pic related

Nice
>fucked better than any girl I’ve met
What did she do other girls didn't.

that was a question btw

She and I would go for hours and she was totally obedient to me in every way I could choke her till she nearly passed out and she would swallow my load every time, she didn’t care where we fucked as long as we fucked

The best sex I ever had was the best sex I ever had because I had fun with him. I felt very comfortable to try new things. We respected each other a lot and were very comfortable around each other. I liked the cuddling part a lot too. He had an embrace that took all my anxiety away and put me quickly to sleep.

And you sound like a virgin user

>best sex you ever had
With my ex wife.
>what made it the best?
It wasn't anything she did, in particular, there was just this connection between us that was at it's strongest when we were having sex.
I've never enjoyed fucking any girl as much as her. We still get together every once in a while and fuck, and it's just as good now as it's ever been.

What a fag

what the fuck is this picture tho
that's gotta be one of the crappiest memes I've ever seen hhahaah

Had an all night long sex time with a girl who just turned 18.
We both were attracted to the idea of trying really hard/dirty things together, and discussed it over the Internet for weeks.
Decided to meet and try it all.
Was dirty, messy, quite disturbing sometimes but so so so exciting.
Both had some of the best orgasms ever.

...

ArE yOu MaD bRo

I know, Fucking a woman, Such faggotry. You can go back to sucking dick knowing full well you called that woman fucker a fag.

When I was 22, I stayed in a dorm during college, two floors. Went up to this girls room, she was blowing me for about 10 minutes. She got up, and straddled my face. I use sex as a means of controlling women because I am good at it. In return for giving them pleasure, they do things for me. Anyway, to have this girl straddle me and take control was such an odd feeling at the time. But it felt good because I'm always the one telling them what to do. She orgasms, she thinks she's done. I push her into a mating press, and make her orgasm two more times. She wants me to cum in her, but I never cum in girls, no matter how good that shit feels. I pull out, cum on her stomach. I stand up, wipe off her stomach with a tissue, and walk out.
She wanted more the following weeks, but it was never as good as that face riding moment.

I know.
Also, having feelings for and actually loving a woman instead of seeing her as your personal sex toy.
I mean, can you get any gayer?

>best sex I had
fucking my ex over the hood of her car pulled over on the side of a wooded road.
>why was it the best?
we got caught by a passing driver who stopped and told us to "get the fuck out of here". I came instantly from the shock of being caught and she just laffed at the driver and said he was jealous

not only the best sex of my life, probably the best day of my life

I know, being this butthurt and emotional over a comment on Sup Forums. So gay.

ITT: Virgin anons make up fantasies about their ideal sexual experiences, based on the porn they fap to 5 times a day.

Shut up op

Losing my virginity earlier this year at 24. Ended up dating the girl for 5 months but the virginity losing sex she was high and way more into it. She doesn't like to get high.

My boyfriend's best friend. What made it the best was the fact we were doing something we weren't supposed to. It made it 10x hotter. We kinda lost interest in fucking after a while and naturally stopped.

Takes one to know one, champ.

>butthurt
>So gay
Your butt hurts alot when you're gay, especially when you're first starting out

tits or gtfo, whore

We were fucking in the shower and I had lifted her up and pinned her against the wall. She came pretty hard and as she was coming down from the ecstasy she peed all down my legs.

You would know

You mad Bro?

Are you turned on by pee at all or was it just a one time thing?

cant greentext but

be me
be user
living an stressful life
cant hold a healthy relationship
but theres one thing I am good at and its banging for hours
I can just keep going and going
haters gonna hate
cant cum sometimes
some chicks think I find them ugly or I dont like em and thats the reason I cant cum and insecure women stuff
but theres one thing that can make me cum buckets in just seconds flat
muderfucker here
pic related
Week pass since it arrived at my life
Using it like there's no tomorrow
Day is shit
Using it again
Decide I need to try something new
Decide to cum inside the tenga and continue to fuck it.
I am in heaven
shit feels to great I think to myself how can women even compete at this point
after the 4th time in a row, I use it to play with the tip of my cock
my cock is so bright, shiny and hard on those tenga juices
I am about to
Go balls deep on tenga

But sum is not right
suddenly had some kind of seazure
a hard awesome sharping feel is on my dick and my brain
Had an orgasm so hard I think I pass out for 3 secs
Cum starts to leak from the tenga
Cock is still throwing hard inside the tenga
Fucking shit I cant pull it out since the dick is so sensitive now that I cannot touch it
Let my dick rest inside the tenga while I huge deep breath in my chair
Cock take ages to go back to normal size
Finally tenga falls off since it was just floating in my hard cock
splat on ground
Floor is full of cum and tenga juices, a terrible mess

After that life was not the same again. Had some troubles that I still have to deal with until this day. Doctor said I got over stimulation , and got severe because PH was not normal (fucking Stacy).

I don't regret having my dick crippled tho.

did calling you a fag hit somewhere near home user?

Of course I would. I'm speaking from experience.

fucked gf on her period, finished in her mouth. was great but she won't let me do it again

No, actually i was making fun of you for being mad. Don't try to flip the script, bud

>wipe off her stomach with a tissue,
gay and fake

IM A WOMAN FUCKER NOT A FUCKING FAG!

Tits or gtfo

Fuck this thread I’m out

Stop doing your faggotry here faggot.

Tits or gtfo

I slammed meth and got gangbanged by like 6 guys at a bathhouse

what made it best was the meth just melted away all my inhibitions and I got totally absorbed into the feeling and degeneracy

the worst sex was the time my gf just had an abortion of my kid (we agreed) and she felt terrible and was crying and wanted me to fuck her afterwards so I did and she just cried the whole time staring at the ceiling and then she after (I didn't cum, neither did she) she just turned over into the fetal position and stared at the wall in the darkness. she then begged me to shoot her up with morphine (she hardly took any drugs before) and I eventually did and she just spewed and cried while naked.

god it was awful I still feel bad about it

I don't have a pee fetish, but it was a nice sensation feeling it running down my legs

I think they meant they fuck women, not that they are a woman.

I am proud anons

my hand.
sex is overrated.

I'm calling the police!

I'm not a whore.

In her pool (rich little daddys girl). Ultimate lube, that pussy was my creation. (her 17 me 20, 28 now)

I'm glad you liked it, because it probably hurt her and even gave her an infection. Pools are not the best place to have sex.

Slut

Am 34 now and in a good relationship.
Been asked what was my best sex, answered with what was my best sex.

Also in the ocean, spa's and bathtubs.

Yeah I've heard this, she was fine though, and she definitely liked it.

Don't pretend you wouldn't fuck your gfs best friend if she was hot as fuck and willing.

Older gf sucking my dick as I sit on the couch. Was pushing her to go in the room but she thought I ment for her to lay down on the ground she does on her stomach. I just go with it. I pull her pants down enough to expose her ass. Then anal prone bone right there on the living room floor. Hard and deep. Gives me a boner just thinking about it.

you beat me to it

what a gay faggot

So explain how you cheat but that doesn't make you a whore? Slut logic

I don't think it makes you a whore but it does make you an asshole, trouble maker, scumbag, self-center prick. I wouldn't use whore through.

expose mammary glandes or begone promiscuous strump

If doing that wouldn't make any of you a whore, I guess it just makes me man.

If you cheated on your boyfriend, you’re a whore. The best friend you fucked is a garbage person cunt. These are facts.


You should tell him so he can beat both your asses.

That was wild

Why would I want to hurt him like that? He doesn't need to know what he doesn't need to know. He's happy not knowing.

>Tits or gtfo
>lets continue talking even if you havent Tits or gtfo

And anyway we just fuck a lot. It meant nothing.

This

Nigger whore

>24 dating 42 cougar (not joking she looks like Brandi love; body, face, tits and all)
>get drunk and stay over at friend's house in guest bedroom
>start kissing and undressing her
>tells me to sit against headboard of bed and out bedside lamp on
>she spreads her legs sitting in front of me and makes me watch her stuff her panties (we bought together for Xmas) into her wet pussy
>rubs her clit when it's all in and takes them out and stuff them in my mouth "you keep them in and I'll keep sucking"
>proceeds to deepthroat for 5 minutes
>comes up to my face pulls panties out and starts kissing me
>start fucking with her sitting on top of me
>she looks at me and says "want to taste yourself?"
>yes
>brings her pussy up and sits on my face
>10 seconds enjoying my cum taste mixed with her pussy
>she goes back to fucking me three thrusts and back to my mouth
>turns to one thrust up and down and onto my face
>eventually cum in her and fall asleep with her on my chest

Fuck dating a cougar is really the best thing, even my mom liked her

>>tells me to sit against headboard of bed and out bedside lamp on
WHAT? That literally made no fucking sense.

It did in OP's head when he made up this story

He deserves to know, and he deserves to leave you asap. Degenerate whore.

He doesn't deserve to know something that would cause him harm. You don't know what love is if you think I should.

make up sex with my girlfriend at 17. tightest, wettest pussy I've ever had

You don’t know what love is if you think this is something that’s no problem. He deserves better than you, and you’re a selfish whore for doing it and keeping him in the dark about it.
You’re not worth his time and he deserves to know that.

Papi papi culo

*put the bedside lamp on

I once had sex with a girl with borderline
She had massive scars on her thighs
I feel bad about it, but that made me hard as fuck

Is it weird that I didn't cum during the best sex I ever had?

Were you on drugs or intoxicated?

Her roommate came in. It was in a dorm

kek

Yeah it is
.What happened?

Broke up with my gf. Went over her house to settle some shit since we were dating for like 5 years. We're chilling in the basement while her parents were upstairs. I convince her to fuck. They had a bed down there. I think we both realized this wouild be the last time so we both make the most of it. I'm so fucking hard while I take off her clothes. I go down on her for a couple minutes, and then start kissing her neck while she had her shirt still on.

She was begging me to stick my dick in but I said I couldn't unless she got fully naked. She took off her shirt and I told her to rake off her bra too. So she did. And I rubbed my foot against her's and said I think she still has her socks on. Goddam, if you have never seen a naked girl struggle to pull her socks off while under you, you haven't lived. Shit was cash.

Now, usually one of us needed to guide my dick into her pussy with our hand. I wasn't smart enough to spit on my dick beforehand at the time. So it would get a little stuck unless we forced it in initially.

I was kissing her neck and was intending just to poke her pussy lips with my dick while I kissed her and it slid right in pretty much on accident. She was so fucking wet I couldn't believe it.

Anyway, we fucked for like 30 minutes or something, I came inside her, and Left. That was almost eight years ago and u haven't gotten laid since.

My thing is female orgasm. I learned that my GF's thing was having the dick roughly rammed into her to start sex. So I gave it a shot. Stuffed it right in and she turned all red and told me she was going to have an orgasm. That's my thing, so as she had her orgasm, I blew my load into her. The whole thing only lasted maybe a minute, but we were both pretty stoked on the experience.

>user's talking about a pillow they ordered on ebay

why not make 3 way dumb ass

friend and me -lookin to tag team a girl posted an ad. Most of the time they are bullshit, flakes or pic collectors, but sorting though the bs, a local woman contacted us and wasn’t too far and agreed to meet us at motel room she had booked. When we get there, she answers the door-and we know her Really awkward moment, but everyone’s cards are on the table so we just get down to what she wanted and what we wanted

Untill tenga arrived, i tough u was me user.

nice! fuckin officers is hot if you were enlisted

until they fuck you over

Best sex=
>ass licking
>meth
>ass licking

To all their own fellow user

Sounds like it would be exciting, but id never be able to do that. This is why nobody trusts women lol