17 year old girl

>17 year old girl
>loves mac demarco, velvet underground, and radiohead
>owns a martin acoustic
>owns an american telecaster
>she plays country chords on them
>gets shit loads of likes and views
>wears mom jeans
>shell suit jacket
>she is flirty with you but roasts you frequently and is really into that BLM, wage gap, general popular bullshit
>afraid to tell her your favorite band is the beach boys because she will think you like them for the aesthetic and might totally misinterpret it and mimic you
what do you do about someone like this Sup Forums?

Kill them

Make her listen to this

oh i know what to show her but shes a first listen fag
shed probably give me a weird look and be like "whats that metronome sound the entire song?"

What song has a ''Metronome'' sound?


Slip On Through?

Should be culled

She'll either grow up and learn or become dysfunctional. Just deal with your 9wn problems idiot.

>owns a martin acoustic
>owns an american telecaster

marry her

>what do you do about someone like this Sup Forums?
Chuckle and redirect people to boards much better suited for their totally real stories.

If the tele is a reissue then she's cool, if not it's a toss up.

>really into that BLM, wage gap, general popular bullshit

year old girl
>>owns a martin acoustic
>>owns an american telecaster
what a spoiled brat

>into that BLM
Interracial porn

>what do you do about someone like this Sup Forums?
you don't
give your attention to better pursuits, romantic and otherwise

is it clairo?

Be nice.
Honestly sounds like a decent human being.
Like dont be an asshole?

tell her about the jews

>decent human being
have you ever met a BLM supporter?

yeah, he was kind. Liked Migos and stuff.
Have you met a BLM supporter.

yeah. wish I could say the same

no but I've met an all lives matter supporter lol

and how was that?

what happened?

oh, we got into an argument almost immediately
was not a pleasant experience

ah i see.
Most people in the movement are really accepting. at least in my experience.

probably because you have autism

please dont be ableist. you come off really mean when you do so.

I'm 31 so I'd immediately stop talking to her.

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RAPE HER
FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

Very nice dubs. Women are malleable in their politics, they follow the strongest masculine force in their life. For many modern women, that force is the state/media.

marry her.

right.

now.

...

at least 50% of us have autism and if you can't laugh at yourself then you need to GTFO the internet.

she clearly has rich parents. no way a 17 year old could afford those even if shes worked every day after she gets out of high school and on weekends ever since she became of legal working age.......

>Into the wage gap
What did he mean by this?

>really into that BLM, wage gap
>owns martin acoustic and amerian strat

she clearly is on the upper end of global wealth. she should stop having her parents buy her fancy shit if she cares about economic inequality...