>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Logan Thompson
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Wyatt Russell
I would try to have a pleasant conversation with him.
Tyler Ross
Say "Can you read?"
William Martinez
High Five him. Muh tax savings means I can hire someone, improve time service, keep your property and casualty insurance rates from increasing more than inflation, and I'll be able to keep the shekels I was making before.
Oliver Nelson
I'd thank him for tackling the most important issues - immigration & empire - in spite of the hatred shown him for it.
Robert Nelson
ask him to sine my copy of "The Art of the Deal"
Aiden Jones
unzip my pants....
Alexander Hall
one shot one kill
Luis Reyes
3-4 hollowpoint rounds to the chest, hop in bed and pass out
Liam Hughes
Stop doing drugs as I'm clearly way too high
William Gray
QUINTOPPELORZ
Anthony Cox
Tell him to stick to the issues he was elected for and put down the fucking Twitter.
Dominic Ross
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Daniel Watson
Quints confirmed this is the only correct thing you should do
Jaxon Thompson
noice
Luke Sanchez
"Would you like some tap water?"
Jaxson Phillips
show him harambe memes.
Matthew Powell
...
William Hill
Make America great again.
Henry Nguyen
Attempt to insert various pieces of furniture into all of his rancid orifices.
Jaxson Martin
...
Aaron Foster
Ask him if he's pissed that I came all over his daughter's tits.
Ian Allen
Yeah yeah too lazy to crop for you butthurt faggots
Nathan Sullivan
Beat him up
Austin Cruz
yikes, at least leave some of his chest for the mortician to dress.
Noah Cook
Holy quints, fuck my hollowpoints. This man will get a good dicking! ALL HEIL QUINTZ
Robert Ortiz
Bitch wrists and barely any forearms.. You only isolate i guarantee it
Chase Thompson
Get paid by George Soros to riot against him.
Blake Butler
Manlet
Adam Diaz
I second this
Ethan Adams
Unironically so dumb that you're working for the Nazi Jew.
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David Williams
Spit on him. Tell him to get the fuck out.
Nolan Richardson
kek
Jack Phillips
Thank him for lowering my taxes. Ask him why my Mattel stock I'm due to inherit from my hippie parents has gone to shit over the last 5 years and why toys r' us (where I work) HAS to keep buying toys we need to mark down due to no one buying them are clogging up our warehouse but if I mark them down I'm called a racist or misogynistic but no one wants a fat barbie so we raise the prices on toys people actually buy because it's better to lose money than be called a republican these days
Parker Nelson
Grab the pussy.
Ethan Rogers
ever flirt with the customers ?
Jayden Mitchell
Ask him for a small loan of one million dollars
Jayden Green
Tell him to make himself at home, as it seems he has none
Grayson Myers
Ha ha! You call that a president? He was totally unable to block me. What is his schtoyle?
Nicholas Jenkins
Thank him and ask him if I can work for the white house
Cameron Stewart
Heh don't you want 26k dollars to sperg out about Trump?
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Luke Carter
Grab a gun and defend my home from intruders.
I'm sure he'll understand because he supports people's right to own as many weapons as they want, and to use them for home defense.
President or not, he doesn't have the right to just walk into my house when I'm not home.
Evan White
Where is your pay stub showing a transfer of twenty six thousand dollars? Go ahead and timestamp that while your at it, I'll wait.
Jack Flores
Shake the hand of our Lord and Savior