/nerdporn/

/nerdporn/
Hot girls doing nerdy, artsy, pretentious, upperclass, or generally eggheaded thing.
Reading a book? Sure. Holding a test tube? Absolutely. Scultping? You betcha. In a museum (pic related)? Of course.
Get posting anons

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Newfags are the fucking worst.

holy fuck, moar on the chick to the left with perfect tits

Shit yes
Yeah, because porn outside of a porn board is UNHEARD of on Sup Forums
Go fuck yourself
Shes from a different thread

Got more of her?

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Wait, you don't want them nude or anything, you just want them doing boring things? I guess it takes all kinds.

She looks so refined
Like we could sit down and talk about the use of nature as a literary device in steinbeck works for hours then finish it off with a tender fuck

Nude is good, non-nude is good too
SeeVersus

>Yeah, because porn outside of a porn board is UNHEARD of on Sup Forums. Go fuck yourself

>instead of posting porn on a porn board, I'll post it on Sup Forums like a cancerous faggot because other people do it!

Please remove yourself from the gene pool. You are the exact kind of person which is responsible for this site being a shithole.

@756207990
yeah fuck new faggots

I figured if there was going to be porn threads, might as well make it something unique
If you dont like it, leave
Lol i cringed u win

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i like this game

>I figured if there was going to be porn threads, might as well make it something unique
>If you dont like it, leave

No you leave and stop clogging up this board with porn. Stop encouraging other weak-minded idiots like yourself to do the same thing. Quit acting like everyone else is responsible for your actions fuckwad.

Me too

the hero of Sup Forums has arrived! he will fix it himself!

>shitposts his whining
>whining about people shitposting porn
Brother
You are no better than us
You are us
We are you

The Fedora is strong in this one

>post girls you'd like to sit by the fire with while sipping Bordeaux and listening to Miles Davis
End thyself

Its not a fedora
Its a fetish
Git gud

>when you finally start reading your gender studies book because the final is tomorrow and your teacher was gay and wouldn't fuck you for an easy A

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>girl with glasses is reading naked
>situation implies she doesnt give a shit about gender studies and is probably only taking it bc she has to
Sounds like a dream my man

I don't see you or gookmoot trying.

The difference I shitpost with a purpose. Elevate yourself from your plebian desires and join me for the greater good!

'tis cringey
'tis annoying me
Get out of my thread

>big titted girl dresses down and goes to a museum
>I AM IN L0V3!!!
on a scale of 1 to 10 you're fucking pussywhipped

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that art is fucking terrible. a toddler could have smeared shit onto a canvas and it would sell for a hundred thousand to these twats
fuck modern art!

So do I, mine being not having fucking wwyd threads all over the goddamn place. Simply by the volume of porn threads on here, whatever thread died for this one was probably a shittier copy-paste porn fap roulette ig fb fap wwyd thread
Enjoy the variety, its a baby step towards making Sup Forums great again.
Fuck off nigger I'm OP
>implied id ever get chained down
Hahaha faggot
Would sneak into the bathrooms, wait for night, then fuck in the middle of the museum and cum on her glasses/10

The one in the middle is clearly not random shapes. It appears to be a mountain range. And shape art/abstract art is only shit if there isnt mathematical modeling behind the patterns
I dont disagreee tho, modern art is largely shit

they're pretty clearly depictions of war

Great fresh thread. Love the girls posted so far. Let’s get some variety

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Absolutely agree with you OP. That night was an overnight at the museum, def fucked her ;-)

oh god that face makes me so horny

no shit...get a closeup of those tits

I bet she talks in a weird nerdy way too, the kind thats different from anyone else so its like nothing youve ever heard but she screams with pleasure

She’s very intelligent and has a big sexy brain.

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Moar?

And a killer body

Dream girl goals

Indeed. I’ll keep posting if no one else does...

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Anyone still here?

yeah

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Just lurking?

Yes! Thank you.

Nerdy girls remind me of one of the most bizarre experiences in my life. I was never one to go clubbing; got out of college and went straight into a finance firm. Had to deal with a lot of people thinking I was Jewish but I'm just a regular hairy white man with too many black clothes. Work got really bad and I was going out of my mind with paperwork, and I started coming undone really badly. Nerd girl neighbor in the apartment next door to mine caught onto my distress when I shambled home late at night. She offered to take me out clubbing, she always had this overtly flirtatious way with me and I was at the end of my rope, so I went ahead and took her offer. So we get to the club. Bouncer looks between neighbor girl and I and is confused, probably wondering why a Jew is out clubbing and how he scored a date with such a number. That's just my life and at that point I was too worn out by everything else to care. Neighbor bewitches me onto the dance floor, and most of this is a blur to recall now, but somehow she's able to break through my haze and the way she's moving and talking to me reminds me that I do, in fact, have a penis.This was one of those really fancy clubs, and the restrooms may as well have been bathrooms. Huge stalls that could have fit showers in them if the owners saw fit, nice tiled floors, the works. The reason I bring this up is because of course the neighbor and I go there to get our freak on and it was amazing to feel human again. I don't know how long we were at it though, but eventually we hear the door open and this guy in a dapper ass suit is standing in the doorway, looking down at us. Neighbor girl gasps and goes, "Honey!?" She'd done the same thing to this guy before, and that's why he knew he'd find her. He just didn't think he'd find her in the process of being with another man.

>MFW Honey came in and he caught me red-handed, creeping with the girl next door
Picture this we were both butt naked
Banging on the bathroom floor

How do you know her

The fourth episode of the fourth season of Black Mirror was full of shit.

MA anons might have more...

i never read stories on this site and believe them, but i still love to read them nonetheless

Doesn’t matter

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got more with the cute blondes?

God damn, those tits are huge

yeah, holy fuck.

Chubby Michelle Trachtenberg is still hot as fuck

so hard to find stuff of her grrrr we gotta pool our resources. theres sets out there

Did you wife that or just fuck the hell out of her? Any lingerie shots?

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Why not both?

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oh we gotta get on this stat, fuck

Why not indeed

Goddamn

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I am sooo jealous and good on ya for wifing her.

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Don’t be jealous user. There’s a special lady friend out there for you too.

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oh i have hooked up with this one if you could possibly believe that lol. bit droopy-er in person but still fantastic

The unpainted tits are the best

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srsly

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left looks like Mr. Burns a bit

Alright, last one. Great thread.

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bullshit

post her insta

she deleted it. name is jess from MA

OP again. Thanks for sharing! Glad you enjoyed the thread idea.
Chekd

Checked. No, thank you. Tired of the same shit on here every day.

quads means we gotta find moooar

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nice

hottest chick at amherst college by farrrr

bump

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