Kelby v Riggins
/147/ Snooker
Who /hoggings/ here?
When will another female be worthy enough to ref the world championship final?
3rd for Barry Hearn is a cunt
>looks like a librarian
>experienced at shushing loud people
Should I get a pizza or have this chicken pie while I watch, /147/?
You know what you've got to do user
GWAN J-HIGGZ
Get /DRUNK/
Why not both?
>it's a Slowby episode
its a bit heartbreaking so up to you but there was a part during a very tense moment when everybody was yelling gwan ding in the crucible and a second later you could here an old british man yelling out 'go on son'
was a pretty emotional moment
Who /offwork/ tomorrow?
On the gin & tonics again tonight.
I am doing, on the second beer now
Suppose it's pizza then, fuck cooking
Selby keeps fiddling with his tip
It's over
selby has been awful in this frame (and the match overall)
what happened ? did ding wear him out ?
*goes bankrupt*
So what am I looking at here? Never got into the (((sport)))
He'll get some sleep tonight so he's fresh tomorrow for a full day of molesting.
Higgins on form is just better at everything, and Higgins in in form. None of Selby's anti-snooker shit will work because John is GOAT at safety
Stick to shootin' 8-ball, Cletus
That's a snooker table
I think it's a snooker table.
I'd he hiring out his wife yet? I'd pay good money
It's a snooker table
Okay, thanks. Sounds like it was an intense session in the end. I might check it out tomorrow or some time later.
memes
the black is the most valuable ball on the table
Sup Forums BTFO!
It's a gentlemans static ball game, who's got the biggest brain.
It's best of 35 frames, so first to 18. Selby has won 3 frames, and Higgins has won 6. The numbers in yellow are their score in the frame their currently playing.
What do you wanna know mate? Reds are scattered and none are easily potable without leaving an easy red for your opponent if you miss
80s birds were the last uncorrupted females
They mate for life
DELET
Every time this match! What are nerves?
GWAN MARK
Watch this
youtube.com
Its a detailed synopsis of the game condensed into a 3 minute pop song
Thanks for all the replies, some of you were nice and helpful.
What happened to him and his reactions from this compilation youtu.be
mirror.co.uk
>"The shiny-headed star - nicknamed Mr Maximum because of his prowess with a cue - wooed Jill with exotic holidays and expensive gifts including a £15,000 Ford Probe car during a troubled spell in her marriage"
>"Thorne waltzed off with my wife and kids and I was left with nothing. Even now it still hurts."
>"He never even had the guts to say sorry. The emotional scars will never heal."
Cucked by Willie Thorne lol
This sloppy sloppy play in a world final.
muh nerves
What is this madness. Lelby should be yellow carded for stalling.
found that part, gotta watch a few frames to get the idea how intense that was
youtu.be
thinking back to the match i have honestly no idea how selby won, ding played so much better
>tfw you will never violently plunge Michaela Tabb's gaping asshole as she is bent over the baulk end
>tfw you never throatfuck Hazel Irvine in the Winter Gardens
>Winter Gardens
In Blackpool?
>lelby
Thanks. I'll probably get on it tomorrow.
You've got to pot a red ball then a colour, then a red and colour until all the reds are gone then you pot the colours in order - yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. Red is 1pt, yellow 2pt, green 3pt, brown 4pt, blue 5pt, pink 6pt, black 7pt. You can win a frame long before needing to pot the remaining colours though if you amass enough points.
Alright fucking hell mate
>pot white
>lose
Sup Forums BTFO once again
Close your eyes and imagine it's Ding and Blorkins.
>Hazel changed for clothes
Yeah this, talking some time is fine but selby turns it into a sport
Stephen and Steve will never understand the bond of Mark and his mum.
her*
>Hazel whispering
>nawty words
>all these armchair psychologists
really annoys me when people do that
probably the cum didn't dry
it would be nice if they stopped talking about that bitch honestly, its getting super annoying
In the Crucible m8
What eastern European language says ciao for bye?
>tfw to intelligent to take snooker seriously
His wiki has Slowby as an official nickname.
italian but thats hardly eastern european
Rate this snooker cake.
>no cue ball
0/10 you let your children down
Ahh, though think we did have the snooker in our Winter Gardens quite recently
FUCK SAKE SELBY STOP PLAYING LIKE SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT
Imagine how quickly would Higgins destroy Ding.
What a massacre this is
Oh shut the fuck up about Vicky, Dennis
He'll be mentioning fucking Cliff Thorburn again in a minute
1/10.
those cues are a disgrace
It's Italian but Romanians and Bulgarians have adopted it
lel that Selby reaction
Get yerself on Bake Off, that's fooking beautiful
>no improvised black ball
...
You from Blackpool then? Shame lol
Selby BTFO
What part of Sheffield are you lads from?
Is Selby crying or drunk? Autistic maybe? Look at those eyes man, that's not okay.
Hmm i think selby needs a supervised masturbation session with his mommy, get some release of tension. Always works for me
All for you?
Rinky dink/10
thank fuck someone else felt my rage
she gets so much fucking camera time it gets on my fucking tits, it's not even like she's THAT good looking either, she's barely a 7 imo. she's a stupid fucking gold digging bitch fuck that cunt, where are Higgins family/friends for the fourth fucking time you stupid fucking cunts fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no black
>cues look like they were made by a potato
>slight chip on the upper right red that makes it look like a pool ball
>the distances are all messed up
Thanks this.
It's your shitty language
hallam
Handsworth
whirlow
I actually am
How so many Snooker fans can cheer for Higgins is disgusting. How he ever got off with his crimes is nothing short of incredible.
Come on Selby, don't let this crooked bastard walk away with the title
Worst final in last 10 years?
we say szia or csá and our language is not shitty
The pain is real
Far east Sheffield
Higgins is fucking scum
>Implying you've watched snooker for 10 years
Lol
Reminder that John Higgins was proven entirely innocent and is a good man.
Haha I've been on a few good weekends there though. I'm from Birmingham so I can hardly talk
>this final
...
he didn't get away with his crimes.
he was accused of failing to report an approach from match fixers, found guilty and duly punished
I would like Selby a lot more if he wasn't married to that camera hungry wench.
Shame it's so alien, wouldn't mind living in Budapest, lovely city.
Yess.