/147/ Snooker

Kelby v Riggins

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Who /hoggings/ here?

When will another female be worthy enough to ref the world championship final?

3rd for Barry Hearn is a cunt

>looks like a librarian
>experienced at shushing loud people

Should I get a pizza or have this chicken pie while I watch, /147/?

You know what you've got to do user

GWAN J-HIGGZ

Get /DRUNK/

Why not both?

>it's a Slowby episode

its a bit heartbreaking so up to you but there was a part during a very tense moment when everybody was yelling gwan ding in the crucible and a second later you could here an old british man yelling out 'go on son'

was a pretty emotional moment

Who /offwork/ tomorrow?

On the gin & tonics again tonight.

I am doing, on the second beer now

Suppose it's pizza then, fuck cooking

Selby keeps fiddling with his tip

It's over

selby has been awful in this frame (and the match overall)

what happened ? did ding wear him out ?

*goes bankrupt*

So what am I looking at here? Never got into the (((sport)))

He'll get some sleep tonight so he's fresh tomorrow for a full day of molesting.

Higgins on form is just better at everything, and Higgins in in form. None of Selby's anti-snooker shit will work because John is GOAT at safety

Stick to shootin' 8-ball, Cletus

That's a snooker table

I think it's a snooker table.

I'd he hiring out his wife yet? I'd pay good money

It's a snooker table

Okay, thanks. Sounds like it was an intense session in the end. I might check it out tomorrow or some time later.

memes

the black is the most valuable ball on the table

Sup Forums BTFO!

It's a gentlemans static ball game, who's got the biggest brain.

It's best of 35 frames, so first to 18. Selby has won 3 frames, and Higgins has won 6. The numbers in yellow are their score in the frame their currently playing.

What do you wanna know mate? Reds are scattered and none are easily potable without leaving an easy red for your opponent if you miss

80s birds were the last uncorrupted females

They mate for life

DELET

Every time this match! What are nerves?

GWAN MARK

Watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0

Its a detailed synopsis of the game condensed into a 3 minute pop song

Thanks for all the replies, some of you were nice and helpful.

What happened to him and his reactions from this compilation youtu.be/R-4SqdzkYgY

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/ill-never-forgive-willie-thorne-1642763

>"The shiny-headed star - nicknamed Mr Maximum because of his prowess with a cue - wooed Jill with exotic holidays and expensive gifts including a £15,000 Ford Probe car during a troubled spell in her marriage"

>"Thorne waltzed off with my wife and kids and I was left with nothing. Even now it still hurts."

>"He never even had the guts to say sorry. The emotional scars will never heal."

Cucked by Willie Thorne lol

This sloppy sloppy play in a world final.

muh nerves

What is this madness. Lelby should be yellow carded for stalling.

found that part, gotta watch a few frames to get the idea how intense that was
youtu.be/UNxXqs4g3Hk?t=2h53m54s

thinking back to the match i have honestly no idea how selby won, ding played so much better

>tfw you will never violently plunge Michaela Tabb's gaping asshole as she is bent over the baulk end

>tfw you never throatfuck Hazel Irvine in the Winter Gardens

>Winter Gardens

In Blackpool?

>lelby

Thanks. I'll probably get on it tomorrow.

You've got to pot a red ball then a colour, then a red and colour until all the reds are gone then you pot the colours in order - yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. Red is 1pt, yellow 2pt, green 3pt, brown 4pt, blue 5pt, pink 6pt, black 7pt. You can win a frame long before needing to pot the remaining colours though if you amass enough points.

Alright fucking hell mate

>pot white
>lose

Sup Forums BTFO once again

Close your eyes and imagine it's Ding and Blorkins.

>Hazel changed for clothes

Yeah this, talking some time is fine but selby turns it into a sport

Stephen and Steve will never understand the bond of Mark and his mum.

her*

>Hazel whispering
>nawty words

>all these armchair psychologists
really annoys me when people do that

probably the cum didn't dry
it would be nice if they stopped talking about that bitch honestly, its getting super annoying

In the Crucible m8

What eastern European language says ciao for bye?

>tfw to intelligent to take snooker seriously

His wiki has Slowby as an official nickname.

italian but thats hardly eastern european

Rate this snooker cake.

>no cue ball

0/10 you let your children down

Ahh, though think we did have the snooker in our Winter Gardens quite recently

FUCK SAKE SELBY STOP PLAYING LIKE SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT

Imagine how quickly would Higgins destroy Ding.

What a massacre this is

Oh shut the fuck up about Vicky, Dennis

He'll be mentioning fucking Cliff Thorburn again in a minute

1/10.

those cues are a disgrace

It's Italian but Romanians and Bulgarians have adopted it

lel that Selby reaction

Get yerself on Bake Off, that's fooking beautiful

>no improvised black ball

...

You from Blackpool then? Shame lol

Selby BTFO

What part of Sheffield are you lads from?

Is Selby crying or drunk? Autistic maybe? Look at those eyes man, that's not okay.

Hmm i think selby needs a supervised masturbation session with his mommy, get some release of tension. Always works for me

All for you?

Rinky dink/10

thank fuck someone else felt my rage

she gets so much fucking camera time it gets on my fucking tits, it's not even like she's THAT good looking either, she's barely a 7 imo. she's a stupid fucking gold digging bitch fuck that cunt, where are Higgins family/friends for the fourth fucking time you stupid fucking cunts fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>no black
>cues look like they were made by a potato
>slight chip on the upper right red that makes it look like a pool ball
>the distances are all messed up

Thanks this.

It's your shitty language

hallam

Handsworth

whirlow

I actually am

How so many Snooker fans can cheer for Higgins is disgusting. How he ever got off with his crimes is nothing short of incredible.

Come on Selby, don't let this crooked bastard walk away with the title

Worst final in last 10 years?

we say szia or csá and our language is not shitty

The pain is real

Far east Sheffield

Higgins is fucking scum

>Implying you've watched snooker for 10 years
Lol

Reminder that John Higgins was proven entirely innocent and is a good man.

Haha I've been on a few good weekends there though. I'm from Birmingham so I can hardly talk

>this final

...

he didn't get away with his crimes.

he was accused of failing to report an approach from match fixers, found guilty and duly punished

I would like Selby a lot more if he wasn't married to that camera hungry wench.

Shame it's so alien, wouldn't mind living in Budapest, lovely city.

Yess.