Write rhymes and i'll rap them in a yt vid

Write rhymes and i'll rap them in a yt vid

It would be better if you rap every post in this thread

You know how I got good at running so quick? Dashing away from the cops after showing little kids my dick.

I once stood
My rhymes are good
I'm from the hood
I'm the little engine that could
Nothing rhymes with artichoke

Fucking nigger nog darn kike
Again nigger stole my bike

putting that meth in the glass pipe
until i see trump's plan ripe

fuck off faglord nigger
this is what you trigger

my name jeff
i smoke that meff

I'm a slut, I like to cut, deep holes in my dirty butt

Stroke a bloke's big fat coke
Yuck he tastes like artichoke

see me in my car
going to the bar
my alcoholism is tearing my family apart

My threads are ironic, my depression is chronic

Bitches wanna kill me witha 9
But im invisible like my dick inside your thighs
I aint straight, thats pretty gay like my rhymes
I like fuckin traps when wasted bloody high

i had a nice wank
too bad i make no bank
i wish i got a dollar for every pint of spunk

baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka desu baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka baka

Are you havin a poke?
With some sort of stoke

Fuck a nigger bitch I’m smoking on this gas
Told yo girl to bend it over for that ass
She said a real nigger just hit it from the back
And then I sent her on her way like she a fag
I’m sipping on this drank I’m movin really fast
Cock so big and long I know that she won’t pass
I’m killing niggers on the daily then I dash
Bitch I’m a faggot so I’m gonna fuck your ass
Bitch I’m a queer so put those fingers in my ass
Deep up in my stomach I’m releasing gas

Hand me a nade,
fuck no, didn't ask for another lemonade
now all I wanna do is impragnate
the little who sold me the sweet lemonade

All I wanna do is play Call of Duty.
I won't ever know the feeling of another's booty.
Changing my layout, picking my gun.
All day long inside Is my only fun.
Tendies molding as I noscope noobs.
Gonna jack off later as I feel my moobs.
Cheeto dust on my dick, I'm not fat I'm just extra thicc.
It's so lonely here at the top.
Talk shit to me I'll say I fucked your mom.
Of course I've never lost my virginity.
Bitch I'm a wizard to the power of three.

OP is a certified faggot. Trips and I’ll start my own thread.

I LOVE BBC
I LOVE BBC

HEY JANNY, WATCH THIS

*squat*
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR*
*Oh no... Not again!!*
*THUNK*
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MARI-*
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH*
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!*
*M-MIYOMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH*
*GRLSHSHSHS*
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS*
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*dabing*
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL SONIGG-*
*Aaaaaahhhhh-.....*
*SSSHHHLLPP*
*IT FUCKING HURTS*
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r*
*brap*
*walks away*

I NEED TO TAKE A SHITCH
*SQUUUOOORRRRTTLOOORRRRLLAPPAPAPPAPPAPPAPAA BORRRRT BORRRRT*
*BRROOMMMFPFPPPPFFFOORORRRRRRRRRASSSSSSSSSSQUOQUOQUOQUOQUQOUQOUSSSQUOQUSOQSUPLAPAPAPAPPAPAP SPLAT SPLAT SPLPLLLSLSLLSLSLLSSHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOODODOOODOOODOOODOOODODDXXXUSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK* *BORRRRRRRRRRRRRTTLOROROLFLSOOFOFSLSLSSSSFFFFORRP FORP FORPP FORP FORRRRR-RRRRR -RRRRR -RRRRPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPPPPAAAALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *ROWWWLOPP BORRT BUOOORRRPP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNFFFFFOOOOOOORRRPPLPLFHJJHHFSBRLB BLORRRRRRRRRRRRTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* *BRAP BRAP BRAP* *BRAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAPPPP*

ughh.... PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*SPLOP SPLOP SPLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOPPPPOPOPLOLOLOLOLOLPP SPORRRROOOLORORLLLTLLTLT BRROOOOOAAAKKQUUOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPPIPIPIPIPIPI* *FSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST* *FSSSSSSSSssssssssssss* *wipes*
*PARRRRRRRRRP BRROOOOOPOPOOPOPOPOP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stand up*
oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
*sit down*
*inhales*

UHHHHHHH *FRRPRPFPPPRPPPRFDPPPPFPFPPFPFPFP *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* *PLOP* FFRFRRRPRPPPPPP BRAAAAAAAMMMMMMP* *BLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRPRPPP NUUUUUUUOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTT NUORTOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL* *SKWASWAKSWAKSKAWSKKSAKS* *BRAP*

UGH

Ugh... fuck... HERE COMES ANOTHER NINDOODOO
*SQUELCH BROP BRIMPF TARP NUORP BROOT LOOF QUORMPF BRAPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

*wipes*
*flush*

Ahhhhhhhhh....

Hey guys here is Boredom
That's a little shoutout to the Random
A place full of creep
Who want to lick your daughter
When I see them *beeep*
I JUST WANNA SLAUGHTER

This is Newfag rap, the the the Newfag rap
When I drop the beats, everybody faps
The newfag rap the the the Newfag rap
We all never kiss, cuz we always slap.

Cont?

Yo a gansta lifesyle don't come for cheap
You gotta give back to your home communities
Reply to this post or yo mom dies in her sleep
Listen to this rap negates all immunities

Ooga booga where da wite wimmyn at
I killed a policeman and stole his hat

Wumbo jumbo Aint this story sad?
I am no Junky but still very bad
But aftzr all this cop fucking deserved it
For being justice but still Racist
I should have killed him but I had no gun
Plus being betafag all I like is Cum.