Help me get laid Sup Forums

Help me get laid Sup Forums

Posh married slut i fancy

Do you like memes?

Hey Bates. Would you 'bate me off?

"You wanna get laid?"

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Oh shit

I like you and I want to fuck. We can do this the easy way or the hard way the choice yours.

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i’m a lonely virgin, fuck me before I turn myself into a hero

negros lengua mi ano

Too soon dude i wanna fuck this married chick

"You want some fuck?"

Fuck off, Satan

Wew

Congrats on being a retard

i like fucking dead kid´s corpses

Fuck me and you get to choose the method that I kill myself

>I wanna fuck this married chick
>married
You really don't want to do this OP.
Leave her alone.

is that a yes?

Fuck it....

Santa*

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AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
You fuckin failed wow

say yes

Lol

Does she know you or are you just hiding behind a screen like the rest of us queer fags OP?

fake op is fag

There's more to like about me than just that ;)

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HEY FUCK YOU MAN,
I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP A PATHETIC FUCK OUT,
IF HE'D LED WITH "You wanna get laid?"
HE'D BE DROWNING IN IT RIGHT NOW, I SET THAT SHIT UP FOR HIM BUT NO.
HE ASKS ABOUT MEMES
AND GETTING A HANDY

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN CHUMP,

"You like my confidence? Is that code for "you'd like me to cum in your face"?"

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How's it feel to always be on the naughty list?

I have dreamed of eating you out for so long. We should meet. Life is short.

Perhaps not mention i work with her haha

I have a dick bigger than a nigger and only mild autism

rub my cock every night while my sister watches and calls me naughty

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Just straight up ask her is she wants to sit on your face. If not then next

Send cock pic of the biggest cock y o u can find now

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Great reply haha

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

reverse personal army, dont fall for it Sup Forums

Agreed abandon thread

Dont fuck this up. Were tryin to get op's face shat on

I have a thing for married women. I want to see you holding my cock with your wedding ring glistening with cum.

you ruined a fun thread, fuck you faggot

Please don't fuck this up for me

Well, was fun for a sec. time to leave

This

roll

>I have a thing for married women. I want to see you holding my cock with your wedding ring glistening with cum.

Thanks a fucking bundle guys

shes not even shutting you down, the fckin slut

lol what idiot ruined this, this could have been much better

you’re going to want to know me. how about you come over and FUCK THIS SHITFUCKER!!!! YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS!!! I DONT EVEN GIVE A FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT YOU FAGGOTS ARE BEING BAITED AND I DONT EVRN GIVE A FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!! HIT TOU GAY AUTISTICCUCK FICKS!!!!!!!!! I FUCK MEN WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT YOU SHITS

who fucking ruined it, we were having fun cmon

Fuck the user that ruined this

Me the fucking op linked the wrong pic.

dude, don't fuck this up, there's still a chance

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Sup Forums aint what it used to be with this idiot fucking this up, would have loved to see a better ending

fucking cucks this could have been decent

Say that you'll show this chat to her husband

You sir, are a monumental idiot

sorry that’s my autistic brother in law’s grandma with diphtheria and alzheimers.

what would that do?

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'I was nervous to follow my feelings, I needed advise on what to say'

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so easy with white chicks

This

pic related

OH BOI

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just how much of an idiot can you be?

Holy clusterfuck lmao

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It's obvious you have a fantasy. Let's live it.

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Msg lildev420666

That didnt go well lol

This khan only end well....

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Looks real enough to me. And will to your friends and family.

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White knight faggots ruin everything. This was a fun, light-hearted thread with no harm, no foul. Fucking virgins.

this is getting fucking stupid, fuck that guy that messaged her

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jaeminily
Snapchat slut

What are you talking about the fun has just started

Agreed

Ask her for the names of the white knights faggets.

> fun, light-hearted thread with no harm, no foul

Toying with peoples emotions haHAA

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Get her to send pics of feet

"How about we stop this arguing and I give you the ol' lickaroo"

i bet you're the one who messaged her lmao faggot

The jig is up. She knows what's going on and was probably sent a link. The whole idea behind this kind of thread is anonymity. If she knows a bunch of summerfag virgins are trolling her, she won't give a fuck. And she doesn't give a fuck anymore.