Hi I am from the year 2045. I cannot stay long because unregistered time renewal is strictly illegal. However...

Hi I am from the year 2045. I cannot stay long because unregistered time renewal is strictly illegal. However, back in the late 30's (2030's) I used to love hanging out on /r/ (modern day Sup Forums). So... AMA

do you swallow daddies cummies?

will you finger bang my ass if i pay you?

What is going to be the next big thing? What should I invest in to be able to cash in 2030?

i like to fap to scat rape porn..........is that bad?

i usually find that if i put toothpicks down my urethra it prolongs my orgasm. will i go blind if i keep doing this?

In 2024 there is a huge breakthrough in gene therapy resulting in the prolonging of life by several decades. This is not a government initiative it was privately funded by Bayer and GSK. Throw your money at them. Also, SpaceX beats NASA to Mars. Don't bother with bitcoin it failed and was nationalised back in 2018

i posted CP to my church bulletin online board. i forgot to log into my VPN and used my personal IP addy.......will they find out it was me? P.S also i got a reply from our pastor to attend a private ceremony at his house....is this a trap?

Yes, a few years ago a massive spate of blindness in males was linked to masturbation

Yes and yes. You are completely fucked

thats not what i asked faggot.........dont they read in the fucking future??

did jinzo destroy the traps?

Barely actually, there hasn't been a single book printed since 2022... we have VR that is actually good now.. and 3D movies without those retarded glasses you guys have to wear.

Nope, the current president of the Pacific Alliance (Aus, NZ, USA and Canada) is a trap... still a controversial issue here in 2045

Has the average penis size changed?

did communism win

Is Croatia nuked already?

Is the internet any good? It's slow as shit these days

FUCK

Yeah it's smaller now.. scientists are baffled. But hey, we have stem cell surgical options that can make it better... for a fee

Describe the plot of Star Wars Episode 9. Also, send nudes.

Are we communist yet?

What's the age of consent?

OP you should have set it in 2145 atleast giving you a gap for developing ...

what kinda porn do you fap to???

Will there be half life 3? Or new tool album?

Will sonic games ever get better?

Did Trump ever put a nigger on the moon?

Whats to come in the future past your native time?

Don't give me the "We haven't invented those types of time machines" bs either since you obviously have to return to your original time by going forward so it is possible.

Is Tarantino ever doing a sci-fi movie?

Will Danny scream more on future asking alexandria albums?

yes ....all of them

No, the last true communist state of China collapsed in march 2027 following the death of Xi Jingping and become the democratic republic of free china. At this point they had a strong alliance with the European Union and after the strict restricts were lifted, the free China and EU enjoyed mass freedom of movement between the two nations.

no Mario kills sonic by rape

No, they come out with an Adventure-like game in the early 20's but the mechanics are shit.

tool goes pop rock and loses all their fans because of it

what about the onions. did they really work?

It's awesome dude! I can't believe how it used to be. It's very expensive though, the bits that are not owned by enemy nation states and inaccessible are owned by private companies who charge a bomb. Can't fault it for speed though.

guy on guy

Croatia doesn't exist. The EU is a single nation state twinned with the democratic republic of free china

He OD'd in 2019 at a massive celeb fuck fest.

tarantino comes out gay and produces gay porn now

Which cryptocurrency should I invest in?

When does WW3 happen?

did any european countries retake some colonies?

danny die

How is the porn? HD VR porn? Can we pay to be connected to strangers to fuck without getting out of the chair?

>Hi I am from the year 2045. I cannot stay long because unregistered time renewal is strictly illegal. However, back in the late 30's (2030's) I used to love hanging out on /r/ (modern day Sup Forums). So... AMA

do you realize something from your post distinctly gives away that you are not from the future?

So how did we remove all the space debris to allow you to use the internet?

What happened to president Trump, where is he jow

foodstamps.........they overtake mineral and cyber currency

Why are dick is have good not when boobs nice good and fine then please?

Next week's lotto numbers pls. Thanks.

no world war.......no one has the balls to do it

VR, assuming you mean Virtual Reality and not Vero Rinworth, fails spectacularly after augmented reality blows up around... I think the early 30's.

Have to admit that is funny. Time traveler from future can come anytime, it doesnt depend on our technology. So if this case is true, 99% chance it isn't, i will laugh my ass off on tool situation.
Fucc u Danny will live on!

germany reinstates nazisim and ethnically cleanses the world of muslims

What's the most popular meme in 2030?

What's going on with the Paul brothers?

He serves his 2 full terms in office - the republicans do lose the next election however when Ivanka runs. Mark Zuckerburg becomes president but dies of a heart attack in 2039

yeah whatever

lasers........we do everything with lasers

That's already a past event

nigga ........wut?

Fuck are you shitting me...

Whats the next revolution in music/new genre? What does it sounds like?

Is there any bands today which are going to be credited af in 2045?

YouTube is shut down in 2031 due to mass deterioration in international relations.

Which PlayStation number is out in 2045? Any new features? How does it play?

Show your futuristic tits or get the fuck out!

Yes. Homosexuality was eradicated by adding raw onion juice to the water supply. Unfortunately, it made the women rather man-ish, so now men and women drink from different water taps.

Are niggers still acting like niggers? Or are they more civilized now

How was /r/ formed?

Have any of the US presidents made their sex tapes yet?

Yes.

Jazz and hard rock, called Jock, combine and create something thats big for 5 years and dies. Popular contenders of Jock were Kevin Sinfero's Jock Club, and FREESE's album dedicated to Jock called Gamide.

Sony still exists, PlayStation does not. Their newest console is the Oracle Fusion and gives you an immersive total VR experience.. it's pretty cool

11,02,43,33,20....49

Bump

they better also add some sips to that tap water

4 chan was sold to a British company who couldn't figure out why R didn't stand for random. So they changed it to /r/. We still have 'pics you shouldn't share' threads!

15

So what was /r/ - Requests renamed to?

What's up with slipknot in the future?

Did i become supreme leader? You know, bald guy with the cool theories

So net neutrality has been saved?

Lame as fuck. Whats the weather like?

/rq/

How is the world of cryptocurrencies?

Are liberals/sjws/feminists still a thing

And which tap do homosexuals like you drink from? Gotcha

No, there is no net neutrality in 2045

Makes sense
What happens to /bant/?
Are there any other *chan websites that people have started using more?

They bubble, crash and are all nationalised throughout 2018-19. There are no more cryptocurrencies

/reqs/ Vintage 2017-2019 Clea Gaultier porn requests are very popular nowadays.

Milhouse.

Wait a second

How did/do you browse Sup Forums then?

...

Top 3 pornstars?

seems legit

It doesn't exist, it was closed due to the current Cold War and international hostilities. Also the site is regulated so that you cannot speak to anyone else from a warring country. Sucks. And no the other chan sites are all shit.