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MOTD2 THREAD

> No work tomorrow edition.

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why do "welsh" teams play in the "english" premier league?

10 more bings

how's your bank holiday weekend been lads? nice supper plans?

any1 know the highlights order?

they didn't announce it, but
>london derby
>chelsea
>city/united

would be my guess

spoiler alert:

>tottenham 2 - 0 arsenal
>well as usual there were some contentious decisions, lets start with the first penalty danny
>you know it's one of them uhh situations where its both a dive AND *pause* a penalty
>and the second one, i think alexis sanchez got away with that handball if im honest
>how about that dele alli
>well he is a top talent, still only 21, showing it week in week out that he can cut it with the big boys. i see a big future in him, lets hope he can emulate that for england
>harry kane just keeps getting better and better, top top striker
>arsenal lacked leadership, mentality, workrate
>ozil was nowhere to be seen if im honest danny
>spurs just wanted it more, they showed more hunger, more desire

>man utd 1 - 1 swansea
>usuall this would be considered an upset but not looking at old traffords home
>i think...FOR ME...Rashford goes down a little too easily there
>sigurdsson, i always thought he should have stayed at spurs. best free kick taker in the league, up there with your juninhos, ronaldos and bales if you know what i mean
>i think MUREENYO still needs another transfer window to get some that depth they desperately need
>they really missed zlatans experience to see the game out if im honest

mid-kek

cahill has more goals than pogbert

>judging a creative midfielder on goals

why do Sup Forumsergs keep making this mistake?

To be fair Pogba takes shit ton of shots from range, he should either stop doing that or improve his finishing.

>poogba
>creative

talk about chances CREATED mate

NET chances if you will

He's doing ok at that but he is still wasteful and if he is shooting so much he should either score more or stop shooting and do what's he better at like creating if he's so good at it.

Which was worse lads?

>wanking off about West Ham leaving the Boleyn Ground™ at Upton Park
>Spurs new stadium for the Snapchat generation

D-did MOTD just show a curved line for the offside decision?!

>>Spurs new stadium for the Snapchat generation


what is this fambo tell me more

>the chamberpot of lain

Delle Alli showed true genius there in his ability to watch the ball

Put it this way, I don't think Stoke have a cheese room.

is that a bagel shop?

me at the table

That's meant to be the standard pleb concourse. Don't see many women in heels usually. I'm sure those chairs will be lovely once they've had a few pints chucked all over them.

>THE TUNNEL CLUB
wew is this actually real? it looks like some next-level shit people on here would photoshoop together for a bit of banter

i'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the food will be both massively overpriced and a bit shit

...

>Let's get the best matchday experience
>Let's go and watch Tottenham and get the full experience
>Wind up sitting in a windowless bomb shelter under the stadium
Why would anyone do this?

Man City are doing the same. I hope no one else does this stupid shit.

kek

guy in the middle looks like that meme party man stood in the corner regretting coming out at all

>he doesnt want a bovine avec jus d'bisto lateral wellington for £19.99

It looks just like my university's student union building when I was there, and they sold the most delicious curly chips available anywhere when it turned into a nightclub at night back when I was there.

The Tunnel Club sounds a bit too much like a homosexual BDSM club somewhere in Soho

>Ian Wright SEETHING

this is why i tuned in tbqhfam

It's like something out of Black Mirror.

All seems a bit mad really. Kind of cool how it's being built so the grass pitch rolls under the stand and you get more of a "pit" for NFL matches and concerts.

I don't think you're going to get many City boys slogging it all the way to Tottenham for a bit of Foie Gras and Jeroboam. Bet half of it is turned into office space or something eventually.

It's over

>You now remember when MotD went on for two threads.

R.I.P. Sup Forums

>when that second thread reached up to 1000 posts late in the night

A lot of companies who do the whole corporate hospitality thing just want to show off to their clients and don't actually care where they take them. An underground hospitality suite where your business dealings aren't interrupted by the match you came to see would be perfect for those people.

"Do you want to join the Tunnel Club?"

>sane
>''''''''''german''''''''' sterling
>diving wog
imagine my shock

did anyone see why sane got a yellow?

united customer here. nobody spoil the game for me.

but that was a disgusting dive from sane. you'd never see one of our lads doing that!

I haven't been here for a while to be honest; I'm only back because I was watching the snooker and I've bought a laptop for shitposting in my living room.

I have to say, these threads actually feel nicer than they did a year ago. Most of the people who have disappeared along with me seem to have been the shit /brit/posters who hate comfiness.

he had a 'heated exchange' with a couple of boro players i think

that was pretty poor by traore #3274

>Arselel

>tfw your tunnel gets clubbed

>Boro manager in a tracksuit on matchday
jesus, just go down already. you've already given up

But you don't watch the game from there...you go to your seats afterwards.

People get too hung up on these expensive corporate bits, the majority of fans will never see these parts.

>Sponsored by TLCBet
Did they use to make those waterfall games? Ayyyy

>game 1
>disgusting dive by englishman
>game 2
>disgusting dive by german
>game 3
>disgusting dive by englishman
fuck spics amirite?

I like darune

the tracksuit is the goat touchline attire

Imagine fighting tooth and nail to avoid relegation, going 1-0 up against one of the league's big guns, then some diving cunt fucks you over. No wonder they're pissed, 3 points would be a miracle for them.

thats the spirit inverse norway

Who was the first dive?

probably their fault for getting drunk

Imagine fighting tooth and nail to avoid relegation, against one of the league's big guns, then some diving cunt fucks you over to go 1-0 up. No wonder they're pissed, 3 points would be a miracle for them.

>utd ended with a backline of Winger--Midfielder--Fulback--Winger

I know valencia is basically only a fb now, but he was trained as a winger and it's funnier that way

kane, I know it should be a pen, but the late dive and throw of the leg to make it look like more contact is what is absolutely disgusting

>cutting the replay short so it doesn't show what a diving cunt he is

>pretending to be hurt after clearly diving

what a cunt

>Man U
>big gun

Nah

Imagine fighting tooth and nail to avoid relegation, against one of the league's big guns, then some diving cunt fucks you over to go 1-0 up. No wonder they're pissed, 3 points would be a miracle for them.

Why do pint glasses keep getting taller and narrower? Are glass designers self conscious about their small hands or something?

Johnny Foreigner brought that to England tho tbqf. Starting in the 90s.

YOU JACK BASTARD

>herrera
every time

gonna be funny when siggy fucks off after swansea get relegated and they never ever come back

how long is erkle berkle injuried for?

you lead a sad life

>player dives
>people get mad on motd
>no retroactive punishment
>we move on and forget

>moral clean sheet
lel

he should go to everton if someone falls for the barkley meme

Like the Wehrmacht!

Is Llorente a Swansea legend

Oh wow Man Utd get one soft penalty and it requires a fucking inquest and clips from the press conference. It's "depressing". Should we invite the FBI to have a look at it as well?

ABUs I swear.

Defoe has been rubbish the last few weeks. Did that kid give him cancer?

shut the fuck up you little plastic twat fucking cunt

if you said that irl I would legit chin your lights out you plastic fuck

all of pickford's movements remind me of joe hart

all the saves are like hart at brum

pickford's kicking is better though

There's only so long you can paddle upstream before you realise you were drowning all along.

Vardy is GOAT btw

#ripsunderland

Good night sweet princes

>They've been in the Premier League for ten years

I wasn't on Sup Forums yesterday as I was out

were there mass >moyes when Sunderland were relegated?

not as much as you might expect

>its another Liverpool fail to win tomorrow with the door open to top 4 episode again

motd2 is over

what now

ask yer mam for a shag

Drive is on BBC2 lad

day off then back to work pal