I'm the magic 9 ball. I will grant you any wish you desire, but for every wish you make I take something away from you. What I take away is stated by me in a post below your wish. Choose wisely.
I'm the magic 9 ball. I will grant you any wish you desire, but for every wish you make I take something away from you...
a nine inch peepee
I want to stop wishing for death every day :)
look u r making progress, you didn't wish for death on this thread
you no longer have a nose
I have now taken away your life
I wish that I will never suffer negative consequences from any action I take.
GG
I have now taken away all your resolve
I wish for death
That sounds like a negative consequence
all sadness in your life (the 1 second left of it) has now been taken away
you can't fool the system, something is always taken away, trying to wish around it does not override the master
I want undead zombie robot Hitler to rise up and rule the universe with emporer trump at his side
getting the actual girl I'm interested in as a gf
you no longer have any hands
Fair enough
I wish for big cums
I wish you weren’t a spunk guzzling nigger
i desire a taco
I wish for a glass of wine
I wish to be succesful in my life before I hit 26 years having a good life until I die at an age later than 70.
you no longer have any sense of humour
your ability to taste is gone
your belly buttom has disappeared
your future has now been confiscated
you can no longer find your favourite pair of shoes
your heterosexuality has now been taken away
Money! Make me a millionaire.
I want a grain of salt
That's not that bad. Even though I liked boobies :(
I wish that she loved me back
I wish that nobody will have anything taken from your wishes
I wish for more wishes
your left testicle has magically disappeared
your amygdala is gone
you cannot override the master, so your wish is futile, but noted: your kneecaps have now vanished
you have an endless amount of wishes, and anything and everything can eventually be taken away for every wish made
i wish for trips
wish granted, the last post you make in your life will be trips
your eyelids are gone
i wish to be able to take anything in the internet and make it real
you will no longer have any internet connection
I want Hitler brought back.
Have the power to gain back what is lost
I wish for a respawn
oh mighty 9 ball, i desire a duck
trips confirm the wish being granted
all your teeth have been taken away
you will, except what the master takes away, because the master cannot be overridden by wishes
your cockhead has now mysteriously vanished
your grandparents have been eliminated
all your negative personality traits have now been erased
I already have no teeth.
I wish for a bucket of sand
all joy in your life has now vanished
I wish for a free iPhone
the nail on your left ring finger is now gone
The wish takes effect after the consequence is enacted.
Jokes on you, it never existed in the first place
succ
I wish I was never born
I want jake and logan paul to be banned from the internet
That mai waifu exists, loves me, and that I wake up next to her in bed tomorrow. And no cucked by Tyrone shit, or Jamal, or anyone for that matter. Pic related btw.
I wish for a nail on my left ring finger.
I want to be wealthy enough to erase my debts and take care of myself and my family until the heat-death of the universe.
I want to kno de wey
literally go back in time 5 years
I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and - AND - I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
Die
I wish for nothing, but thanks for asking
you mother's uncle's half-brother is gone
your domicile has now been taken away
your mother's life has now been taken
your iphone is now gone
all your happy memories are gone
your ability to maintain an erection is gone
the left part of your brain...gone
you are now completely hairless, having lost all of your hair
nothing is yours
your most valuable possession can no longer be found
...
I wish to meet a woman who will eventually become my wife and the mother of our children and my life partner.
I'm about to make a FUCKTON of new ones.
you have now lost one of your chromosomes
I wish for reading and controlling other people's minds
I wish to get another 2 wishes that I can use before you state what is taken away from me, and I wish that the first wish should be that you cannot take anything away from me and the other wish is infinite wishes
I want to have a 7inch penis
i want a girlfriend
I wish I could change bodies with anyone at any time through a magic eye beam
Become a master detective, able to immediately decipher the truth and meaning from what anyone says like Sherlock Holmes on mind steroids.
I wish for invisibility at my will
I wish for a big titty goth anime girl
you no longer have your precious shampoo bottle in your shower (you will have to buy a new one)
wishes to alter the game of wishes or anything in regards to the master will be ignored or overriden
you can have endless wishes, so no point wishing for more
since you wished for 2 more wishes, that makes three, so you have now lost your pencil case, your tv and both of your nipples
want? or wish?
you have lost 2 moles on your body, unbeknownst to you which you lost
you no longer have any self-awareness
you no longer have any good taste in music
I wish for you to take something away from me
you have to wish for something, not make statements
I wish for OP to die before he can respond to my post.
I wish you would get freed from your 9ball form and live your live as you want. Not having to fill btard wishes ever again!
I wish for a sheet of paper
/thread
all your pubic hairs are gone
the master is invulnerable to wishes, so is the game of wishes itself
you have now lost the recollection of what the thing you were looking for is
I wish to be able to grant other user's wishes
I wish to be lonely for eternity
I can deal with having a shit taste in music, thanks 9 Ball :-)
grant me motivation. i'm out of steam and will not make it at this rate
I wish for a reason to live
Shazaam, I wish for that.
your corporeal form has now been taken away
your blankie has now lost all fluffiness
is that a wish?
all function of your muscles on the right side of your neck is now gone
your neighbor just evaporated
>is that a wish?
motivation, yes
you just lost your virginity
I am okay with that honestly. Velouria in exchange for losing a 70 year old is a trade I don't mind.
if you say so
I wish for a decent ylyl thread
your penis have now been taken away from you, balls intact
I wish to have more courage to talk to people.
I wish to not be so fucking terrible at FPS games
all your skin is now gone
your early stage prostate cancer has now been taken away
I wish a job for just win money to not starve
indecipherable request, please try again
Thats kinda cool, at least ill die soon. Ty 9ball
I wish for your social media accounts
I want to be able to punch anyone without any consequences
I want 2 billion bait coins rn