Bill Clinton conspiracy theories

Is he dying, Sup Forums or is he already dead?

Such is what happens when one gives themselves over to the Ruinous Powers.

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Maybe he has an onset of dementia, however the sanity remaining in his brain is a Trump supporter.

Hill dog then threatens to leak bill's medical condition if bill ever mentions he is pro trump.

Pic related

You know I read that they kept Mao alive in a virtually meditative state for a couple of years if not more. They would basically roll him out to receive foreign dignitaries, though he often would fall asleep in the middle of a 5 minute meeting from the exertion.

Maybe Hillary will strike down Bill at a decisive moment, dressing herself in the mantle of a pitiable widow.

Almost feel sorry for the bastard.

Also kinda funny that Trump is two months older than him, but is still strutting with energy.

The presidency ages the fuck out of people
Just look at any before and after pics of any president

He needs to go to the Undead Asylum before he fully hollows and starts killing our citizens.

I attended his (not very remarkable) speech in Berlin in 1994. Poor Bill. Was always a nice character.

When they enter office, they're not the youngest anymore. Compare other people in a similar age 4 or 8 years later.

Probably has dementia.

hes been 100% cucked by Hillary, thats the reason

Did he pull the ole "Ich bin ein Berliner"?

This idea has been said a lot on here actually. Hillary is going to murder bill at an oppurtune time to catapult her to presidency in between all the Bill Clinton highlights on every channel. Trump is talked up for his ability to always get his name out there, but that would pale in comparison to the visual/verbal barrage from every medium possible going over Bill's highlights.

I wouldn't put it past her

Hillary has been building up her campaign partly because of Bill. I could maybe see Bill dying, Hillary stepping down, and the Dems trying to put in Biden.

No, he said "Berlin ist frei, alles ist möglich." -- "Berlin is free, everything is possible."

Bush at 61 and Obama at 54 both look older than Trump at 69. Natural aging is surely part of it but the job does make it worse

This is then how President Trump looks after years in office.

That hair. so sexy.

>yrw shilldog is the one who made him sick for this very purpose

The idea that he would have the same presence as he did when he was 20 years younger is silly.

Idk, part of hillarys pr problem is that she's seen as heartless. Not stepping down to mourn her dead husband would rub a lot of people the wrong way.

I agree. I think Bill dying would be more useful as an excuse for losing.

Trump does