1. Go on Omegle.com

1. Go on Omegle.com
2. Introduce yourself to every stranger by saying "Hi, this is Dan" or some shit like that, making them think they get connected to the same asshole everytime
(optionally use the English chat, or even better use tags such as "tumblr"/"youtube"/"music" etc)
3. Take over Omegle
4. Post results

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Bump

joining in on this

Omegle is a bot hell now. I miss the old days when you actually talked to 14yo emo girls.

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I got banned for recording my ballsack so I wont be able to participate

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lets do thiiis

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I got a better on post so OC omegle tits

Shit, same. Its all pajeets and bots now. 2006-7-8 were great.

Scatman John reporting for duty!

This is pretty autistic TBH

I guess this guy has met a lot of dans

lul

Dan Danielson Daniels

Everyone, use the tag "Bored". There are minimal bots and itll be the same people

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fellas, where did I go wrong?

Meta

fucking kek

Played yourself faggot

Had a nice conversation

Heh, she lasted for long

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Check your privilege fgt

16 y/o female dan kek virgin believes it

i dont get it

This lasted to long

Lol

I always get that "unable to connect" shit. What can I do?

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It worked

You might have gotten banned

>starts trolling
>gets into genuine convo

I have had this bug on several devices. From Hungary btw

Idk then

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it happens.....

Also- Dan is 18 years old, comes from Carolina, and has mild autism.

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Did i do it right

What did she mean by this?

It's a dude

do i get bonus points for speaking spic?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Heyy dan lol
You: Sup
You: Havent i matched with you before?
Stranger: Probably everyone is saying they’re Dan idk why
You: Because I'm dan
You: and it's just me
You: I'm Dan
You: Did i mention i have the autismz
Stranger: Are you m or f?
You: I'm Dan.
You: Dan is my gender
Stranger: I’m f and horny :( stop messing with me
Stranger: Do you have a kick?
You: I have a Dan
Stranger: Kik?
You: A very very big dan
Stranger: Oooooh how big? ;)
You: It's about 10 Dans big
Stranger: Can I ask you for a favor?
You: Sure
Stranger: Ima need about tree fiddy.
You: Sorry, i only have 20 Dan notes
Stranger: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger has disconnected.

Haha I was dan from arkansas and got like 2 guys with it being a 16 y/o girl

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>not taking a picture

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Hey are we still doing this?

Ye fam

my contribution lul

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Is anyone else getting someone who is "a female looking to trade pics" I've gotten the same message 6 people in a row but different numbers.

I'll join in but someone give me the tags to use. all I have are the three in op (tumblr, music, and whatever,

That was me lol

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: M

You: dan

Stranger: Hi

You: whats going on

Stranger: Female?

Stranger: All good

You: im dan

Stranger: Ok were dan

Stranger has disconnected.

Those are bots. New to omegle?

I don't use it often but I usually don't get that many in a row :P Wasn't sure if there was a second takeover mission or something lol

>:P

hang yourself

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: M

You: dan

Stranger has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: i'm dan, 22, america
Stranger: Bi?
You: im dan-sexual
Stranger: Hot
You: what does dan-sexual mean, i forget
Stranger: Im not a dan sorry
Stranger: Only attracted to dans I think
You: have you met many dans
Stranger: One
Stranger: He was a fat hairy guy
You: you'll meet a lot of dans
You: soon
You: its in ur future
Stranger: In scared
Stranger: I'm
You: dans are a peace type of brown
Stranger: God no
You: dan
You: dan
You: dan
You: dan
You: DAN
You: DAN
You: DANNNN
You: DAAAAN
Stranger: Nooooiooiii
You: FUCK DAN
You: FUCK ALL THE DANS
You: FUCK ME, DAN
You: FUCK THE OTHER DAN
You: FUCK ALL THE DANS

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love u user lulz

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Youtube, and Tumblr.
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger has disconnected.

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everyone say they're from arkansas

Thank you, I was one of the first to do that.

lol this is fun got a grils kik haha

>believing they arent all bots

that escalated quick

nah this one wernt we had a long ass convo

boy

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this one knows de wey kek

sides in space

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what should i say to him kek

E X I S T E N T I A L. C R I S I S.

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wya user?

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Fuck off WNYPA faggot

Le kek

hahah i saw that one too

hahhaahaha