Married woman (friend of my dad) invited me to her home tomorrow morning to help her with her computer since her husband is away for work.
She has a rep for being flirty and slutty pre-wedding. Am I on for some action Sup Forums?
How do I make the move?
Pic related
show her your penis
she'll make the next move
Just fuck with her. No more than just
Risky.
If it's not happening. She tells my dad I pulled my dick out infront of her. Before long the whole town knows...
Get your dick hard and make sure it shows through your pants. If she likes it, she'll say/do something
Look to see if she got her ring on, if not get hard and if she says something go from there
Thinking commando might be an option here
trap
This may work in your favour. If she doesn't suck your dick, the real town whore will hear this and find you!
Or instead of just "getting hard", you could, you know, try some flirting that you could pass off as friendly conversation. Like a normal person.
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How old are you that you think walking around with a boner in your pants is how you get women?
There's nothing normal about this
Plot twist: pull HER dick out.
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>Go to help with computer
>make friendly convo
>ask for a beer
>casually log on to Sup Forums while waiting for drinks
>open up trap thread
>let the magic flow
You're a goddamn genius, user.
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That's the dream
> Come over to fix computer
> Thot "make yourself comfortable"
> wipe dick out when she is out of the room
> see what she does
> if she freaks out "Woah you said you make myself comfortable"
Plausible deniability
Also post more pics
You don’t have to make the move. Just pick up what’s what putting down. Slam dunk dude. If she did t wanna fuck you she wouldn’t have invited you.
>Plot twist
>twist
>Pull her dick
my sides. the keks
There's a well known cure for excessive sexual activity in women. One taste and they go dry.
It's called wedding cake.
Just keep touching her like on her shoulder and hand and maybe even leg and shit. If she responds well get your dick out, if she doesn't respond well.................... well get your dick out I suppose
She's no trap. Here's one I swiped last time my dad and I were at her house and I was "checking my email" on the comp.
>see through
This sis modern Sup Forums. It's not tits or GTFO.
It's dick or GTFO
You've been watching too much porn if you think there's even the slightest chance that this woman is planning to slob the nob of her friend's son who is so autistic that he's the first person to come to mind when thinking about which fat nerd to ask a technical favour from
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I ain't a fat ugly nerd, son.
I just have no game.
If she is slutty then just buy your time there and let her make her moves. She'll eventually get to the point where you just need to pull the trigger after she loads and cocks the gun for you. Just buy her time tho
If my advice gets you laid, take pics and post for your Sup Forumsros around this time tomorrow. Dont do that rolling shit either.
Is your lack of game due in part to being a fedora with attached tendies?
kek
No. But I can see why asking Sup Forums would lead you to that.
If his advice doesnt work together you kill yourself on Sup Forums. Don't do that rolling shit either
This.
You have yourself a deal, sir.
If it happens and I can snag pics, they are yours.
As you're working on the computer, say "I always thought you were so sexy" as a throwaway line.
She will either cut off the subject or continue it, giving you your answer.
I'm telling you man. There's a huge difference in behavior between sluts and non sluts. Sluts will slowly hit on you. It's weird to explain but their drive for sex will have them flirty, you just have to let her do her thing then when it comes time to flirt back, do it. This way you dont cone out looking like an idiot for thinking she's into you when she's not and if she does start flirting with you just let it happen and give her more time to be bolder. Eventually it'll be undeniable that she wants to fuck and at that point like i said, you just pull the trigger by either flirting back. Hell if she gets touchy give her some time then after said time touch her ass or grab her waist or something. Just don't blow it and don't forget to get pics. If she's not game then get some more pics from her computer and come back here same time tomorrow
Search her internet history. Try to find something sexy, embarrassing, or leading to a more personal level. Casually click on it, see what happens
Figure it the fuck out when you get there.
Make comments, talk to her, ask her questions about shit that DOESN'T involve the spouse or family. Talk about bars or hiking or whatever. Look at the pictures around the house to get an idea for topics of discussion.
You'll hit it off or you won't, but don't force it. It needs to feel organic to her.
Thanks man. I'll run with it and see how it goes. It's 4am here now so I'll know in about 5 hours how it pans out.
No problem dude. Dont forget the pics, sluts are usually cool with it, but she might not be since she's married. Just break out your phone and start recording that way she had to tell you no which by then you'll at least have gotten something. Also for the touching i meant let her touch you and see if she gets bold at where she touches you. When you touch her back you can just do it subtly or even "brush" your junk on her as you "squeeze by".
It's 8 pm here. You should probably go to sleep now tho so you don't look like a zombie when you go over
>37
>married 12 years
>when I want to fuck I drop my wife's pants and slip it on in
Woman love getting primal kid. Just choose your prey carefully
>fucked my friends mom who was in her 40's
>lived in my apt building was always nice to me when I was over
> she was divorced and doing the dating thing and must have had a bad night
>date ended early and she locked herself out and her kids weren’t home
>instead of paying management the money to unlock she came over to my apt to wait
>maybe she was tipsy, but we got to talking about sex and the girls I had dated
>she asked why so many went out with me, told her I have a good dick
>laughed and said oh yeah, let see, I was dropping my shorts so fast
>it was growing very fast and hard and' she said , yeah that is a nice cock
>then she put her mouth on it and sucked me, it felt good
>even after I came she continued to suck, getting every drop almost to the point of hurting
>i was hard again and she probably gave me the best head I ever had
>she said fuck me and was dropping her skirt and panties
>pounded that pussy for hours, damn older ladies can fuck
No. You're nothing more than free tech support.