El Salvador student dies after being eaten by crocodile while vacationing in Australia

El Salvador student dies after being eaten by crocodile while vacationing in Australia

It was a crocodile. Thats what they do.

These crocs aint loyal.

why was she in a crocodiles mouth to begin with?

Well she wasn't an animal so they dont normally eat that.

...

Whoa. I wonder if she was. Or what she tasted like to him.

Gazelle?

They only eat meat though.

fake news

I would think she would have died either before being eaten or while being eaten, not after being eaten.

maybe he swallowed her hole

Are you sure? Digestion is one hell of a trauma that can happen on a living person who obviously decided to rent out an indoor croc

No.

I'd swallow her hole IYKWIMAITYD...

She was probably 4 foot 11 or something

she must have been a pretty stupid student to not know that crocodiles will fucking eat your ass

She died after being eaten? The horror, the horror.

How do you know?

yea

Like a fukn sarlacc pit or something

Read this as "El Salvador student dies after being BEATEN by crocodile while vacationing in Australia". Now that would be a headline

On the 7th Day, God rested ... leaving the door open for Satan to fill Australia with all the evil vengeful shit the Almighty had decided not to use after all in His paradise.

I came to post this tbh.

I’m from El Salvador too.
Are we white now? She looks white.

I mean I would expect that some of you are white and others aren't? Like the rest of LatAm?

Oh right.