Sup Forums help me everytime i'm walking home from the gym a bunch of girls literally about 12 years old flirt and...

Sup Forums help me everytime i'm walking home from the gym a bunch of girls literally about 12 years old flirt and whistle at me and it makes in uncomfortable. Im 26.

Wtf do i do? Pic foe attentiom btw

you be a normal fucking human and ignore it you creep

#NotAll12YearOldGirls

tell me all about it op im your friend

show them your penis.
they'll fall down laughing and the distraction will allow you to run away

Ignore it, even if they look older/developed. Just keep walking.

sell them drugs

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Lol do you literally live in an anime universe?

Reply in a gay way like "heeeey"

flash

All these beta advices. Smh. Listen to me, user. You need to invite them over to your place and fuck them. Take pics and make a new thread tomorrow. Post the pics. We will be waiting.

Easy answer OP if I've learned anything from anime its all you need is pocket sand.

Well the main probably is one of the older girls (shes turning 13 next month) i've already done stuff with... and its kinda make me nervous haha. I follow her on instagram too

Learn from sandniggers. Start a harem

You ignore it. Do you have no self-control?

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>on Sup Forums
>implying self control

New here?

Lol what in the actual fuck dude. Kind of an important detail not to include in the OP. No wonder theyre onto you, she probably told her friends about it and now they want sum fuk too. And remember to be friendly with them, they can literally put you in jail. If you decide to do anything with them, then remember to take pics so that you can blackmail them into not tell anyone if they want to try to get you looked up.
Just for research purposes tho, what did you do with her?

Stuff that could get me in trouble. Lol

>they can literally put you in jail
>remember to take pics so that you can blackmail them

Criminal genius here folks

Dude you creepy

Op you dumb as fuck.

Thanks, retard. Now we wont get any pics.

you should unpack your friend in this situation

>le epic 12yo gril story bait thread xDDD
>le epic pretend outrage xDDDD
>le constant bumps by pedos hoping for child porn xDDDDD

Sarcasm isnt a thing in your country huh?

Kek

Obv. bait thread, but I mean cant they just take a DNA test from her vagene and confirm her accusations? With the pics atleast you can blackmail her.

or it turns into certified child pornography that is found....

Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed user. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!

Who hurt you user?

Sup Forums touched him

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*slow claps steps out of the shadows*

Heh.... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean it's not bad. A good first attempt. It's pretty dank.... I can tell it's got some thought behind it.... lots of quotable material.....

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows , kid. You're skilled.... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than hat it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kahuna - they're out there day and night, burning midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft the next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard", or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't mean the one you just lost : ). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.......

It gets us all eventually

this girl is 18 nothing to see here

>be a closet pedo
>finally find a petite, short, perfectly legal 21 year old gf
feels gud