McDonald's is the place to rock

>McDonald's is the place to rock
>It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
>It is a good place to listen to the music
>People flock here to get down to the rock music

What did he mean by this?

"I have literal mental problems dear god someone help me"

*bumps head against the wall*

It's about the absurdity of how people act in such places. Particularly in urban locations, McDonald's is a dinner and a show.

Anyone else listen to the Lazlow Show?
I can't be the only one

my computer science teacher once told me a story about how he drove from texas to canada with the express purpose of seeing a wesley willis concert

must've been legendary

Like how us Canadians feel about White Castle.

Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rats nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk.

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rats nest off your head
Get that crazy ass mullet off your skull
Take yo' ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

>computer science
max kek

- /sci/

McDonalds will make you fat. They serve big macs.

You are probably not from Chicago, and have never visited there.

Everybody knows about the famed, legendary "Rock and Roll" McDonalds.

rock over london rock on chicago thank you

ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO

Batman beat the hell out of me
He knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
Batman was being such a jackoff

you never been to chicago have you

Niggah, I'm from BUCKTOWN!

No, I only live in the Austin neighborhood. (If you can actually call that "Living")

>casper was fucked in the ass by 50 muslims

what the FUCK did wes mean by this?

That's why Casper's spirit still haunts the earth.
He couldn't reach paradise and have 72 virgins because Casper was the HOMOSEXUAL FRIENDLY GHOST!

WHEATIES, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

Damn, Danny Brown got fat

>Batman got on mah nurbs
>He was run'n me a moke
>He redicude me call'n me a bum

>on a twelve hour road trip
>stop in a McDonalds
>very rough area
>hungry as fuck
>too hungry to care that its in a shit area
>sitting down eating
>suddenly hear some black lady fucking SCREAMING at the girl behind the counter
>"BITCH YOU MESSED UP MY GOD DAMN FOOD!"
>girl behind the counter is apologizing and asking her to calm down
>"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, BITCH. I WANT MY FOOD. THIS IS NOT WHAT I ORDERED."
>"Please calm down or I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
>lady starts screaming a barrage of curse words and derogatory names
>DUMB BITCH
>STUPID HOE
>SLUT
>all of the usual suspects
>fucking throws her tray at the girl behind the counter
>police are called
>lady is arrested
>literally still screaming as they take her away