To much pron on /b, not enough interesting things

To much pron on /b, not enough interesting things.

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I had this once as a kid I only remember liking the chocolate pudding

you're right. This was my shit back in the day lol

My dad died yesterday

American "food"™

sorry

RIP in piece Dadless McDeaddad's dad.

Okay, story time

>be me
>getting take out at a chinese restaurant
>qt3.14 chinese girl at the register making eyes at me
>in comes le nigger
>le nigger tries to order teriyaki chicken
>qt 3.14 says they don't have teriyaki chicken
>le nigger chimps the fuck out
>yelling and screaming, saying he always orders teriyaki chicken from this place
>he turns to me and yelps "why don't these asians have teriyaki chickens?"
>me, an intellectual: "Are you asking me why a chinese restaurant doesn't serve japanese food?"
>silence
>le nigger stomps out
>everybody in restaurant starts clapping
>qt3.14 winks and me and hands me my order
>leave restaurant
>fast forward
>sitting at home watching twitch and eating some general tso's chicken
>find note in my food
>it's her name, Yi, with her phone number
>wish me luck boys, but I don't think I'll need it if you catch my drift

Please go back to 9gag.

Great story. Too bad for your faggot ass it's not true...

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lets have a moment of silence for user and his dad

(Loud fart)
Sorry,.. thought it was a burp..

member Bill Hicks and Americans that were genuinely funny?

>be me
>getting take out at a chinese restaurant
>qt3.14 chinese girl at the register making eyes at me
>in comes le nigger
>le nigger tries to order teriyaki chicken
>qt 3.14 says they don't have teriyaki chicken
>le nigger chimps the fuck out
>yelling and screaming, saying he always orders teriyaki chicken from this place
>he turns to me and yelps "why don't these asians have teriyaki chickens?"
>me, le Fragile: "hu hu hu mmm i dunoo sir"

NOTHING COOL IN MY LIFE HAPPENS I WANT TO DIE

jealous?

One day I fucked this girl.

make something happen user, get out see the world, be free!

proud of you

faggot detected

I used to dip my nuggets in the pudding

>be at work
>Corprate guy is in town, numbers haven’t been doing well
>super stereotypically gay makeup, tight pants super high voice
>one of my co workers is also super sterotypically
>both of them start to act even more gay for some reason
>gay co worker literally mad that someone is more gay than he can be
>can not believe that 2 grown men, in a corprate setting, serious situations, are literally trying to out gay each other.
>mfw I have to go to another property with gay corprate guy all day tomorrow fucking kill me

try not to have sex with him, it'd be very unprofessional

I liked the fried chicken one

thats fucking hilarious user

How do you make it through meetings with a straight face?

I'm on my 18 brewski watching almost famous in my comfy double comforter. Smoke breaks every hour. Life is awesome