Roommate got petty and cut our router cord

roommate got petty and cut our router cord.
any good evenge ideas?

Was it his cord?

Suck his dick

I'm assuming he meant an ethernet cable or some shit, but he's retarded, so it's hard to say.

This.

That'll show that limp wristed faggot.

no. the cord to our router located on the opposite side of the house

put lead in his food everyday in progressive amounts so he literally gets more and more retarded

Orange Koolaid in the shower head, obv. Make that petty nigger your oompa loompa.

Good idea! Lead poisoning can also lead to violent outbursts. Maybe he will kill ops faggot ass in the process

yeah, dont be petty and confront him you petty fuck

Why don't you just go fix it you autistic fuck

tapwater, twinkies, and ramen work almost as fast plus leave nothing to be cured or gotten better from

put hair removal cream on his head while he's asleep, also eyebrows

Landmines

do this but just one eyebrow and a dick traced in his neckhair

glue his buttcheeks together with rubber cement

put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping

permanent marker cunt on forehead

hit him with a brick

bouillon cube in the shower head bruv

If he has a pet strangle is with the cord he cut and hang it in hes room for him to find

hit him with two bricks

That'll teach him

Empty out shampoo bottle
Fill with mixture of paint thinner and bleach
Then put small doses of Xanax in his drinks and fuck him

fill his shower head with pure potassium, obviously

Post about it on Sup Forums like a bitch

or just straight up shoot him

Put moulding over the new router cord so that it blends into the wall and run an electrical cable there instead.

The right appliance and a little bit of silicone spray will make it look just like cat5

The amperage on a window based heater/cooler is high and no one would think twice about an exterior mounted cord for it

fucking roommates

PS take out renters insurance for the unit so you get reimbursed when the sperg fricasees himself