roommate got petty and cut our router cord.
any good evenge ideas?
Roommate got petty and cut our router cord
Was it his cord?
Suck his dick
I'm assuming he meant an ethernet cable or some shit, but he's retarded, so it's hard to say.
This.
That'll show that limp wristed faggot.
no. the cord to our router located on the opposite side of the house
put lead in his food everyday in progressive amounts so he literally gets more and more retarded
Orange Koolaid in the shower head, obv. Make that petty nigger your oompa loompa.
Good idea! Lead poisoning can also lead to violent outbursts. Maybe he will kill ops faggot ass in the process
yeah, dont be petty and confront him you petty fuck
Why don't you just go fix it you autistic fuck
tapwater, twinkies, and ramen work almost as fast plus leave nothing to be cured or gotten better from
put hair removal cream on his head while he's asleep, also eyebrows
Landmines
do this but just one eyebrow and a dick traced in his neckhair
glue his buttcheeks together with rubber cement
put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping
permanent marker cunt on forehead
hit him with a brick
bouillon cube in the shower head bruv
If he has a pet strangle is with the cord he cut and hang it in hes room for him to find
hit him with two bricks
That'll teach him
Empty out shampoo bottle
Fill with mixture of paint thinner and bleach
Then put small doses of Xanax in his drinks and fuck him
fill his shower head with pure potassium, obviously
Post about it on Sup Forums like a bitch
or just straight up shoot him
Put moulding over the new router cord so that it blends into the wall and run an electrical cable there instead.
The right appliance and a little bit of silicone spray will make it look just like cat5
The amperage on a window based heater/cooler is high and no one would think twice about an exterior mounted cord for it
fucking roommates
PS take out renters insurance for the unit so you get reimbursed when the sperg fricasees himself