ITT:

Players we're supposed to pretend are good.

I'll kick us off with an obvious one.

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Say, wouldn't Mr. Bilal Yusuf Mohammed want to end his carrer in pic related, just like San Iker and the father of all the sons of the English national team players will? Or the cut inside meme? We really need some experience at the attack

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>tfw to smart to be rated

>Where do you work out?
>at the library

What's different? He looks okay here. Looks better than me, in fact. Usually he looks deformed.

What's going on with that facial hair? Scruffy, patchy, mess. Plus it looks like he's shaved the moustache more recently than the rest. Why not just SHAVE, Vincent? You'd look much better. You're a millionaire for crying out loud. You don't need to look so scruffy. It'd really stress me out if I had facial hair like that.

it's not a front view, the perspective helps him
>Looks better than me
damn, i'm sorry for you

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I kinda respect him because he's all brain, but probably the least talent 'good player' I've ever seen.

Why no Poogba?

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Ribery has just 12 starts in the league and yet is in top 10 of all Europe for assists

>Puts 3 (three) past Bayern
>Cl all time top goalscorer and assister
>Puts manlets like Griezcuck in their place

>Bundesmemer

Alexis Sanchez

it's called "memedesliga", fatty

Doesn't roll off the tongue

>he didn't see Ribery in his prime

I feel genuinely sorry for you.

>universally liked by his team
>embodiment of teamwork
>cheered his team to win euro

Im not even gonna greentext all the accolades Ronaldo has in his palmares, ill give you a (You) though

Ribery at his prime > LCIM

prove me wrong

le shift everything to the right man