It's freshman recess and you've been asked to stay back.
When the building is empty Ms Stevens closes the blinds, looks at you and raises her skirt. She says that she can't help herself anymore and she has an itch that only you can scratch.
What do you do Sup Forums?
>What do you do Sup Forums?
sage and report
wake up
spill spaghetti while i pray to kek that this goes well
piss in her mouth
saged for slider thread
Help her apply the cream but say she has to comb out the crabs on her own, I don't have time for that.
Im not a faggot, i lick her toes
I ask her to provide me with the succ
> Ms Stevens
> Mzzzzz
Take your shitty language elsewhere.
Ask her if she has a penis because I don't like surprises.
>do a 360 and tell the bitch I don't eat cheese on my roast beef
>high school
>recess
last year I had recess was 5th grade
Scratch it. If I see any form of rash/redness I would ask if she had any type of antihystemine ointment.
If it's chronically itchy I'd advise her to visit a dermatologist.
special ed goes all the way up
Do it, then blackmail her for more sex or else i go to the cops
you mean the last time you were in court you black cunt
>freshman
This is as much evidence as you ever need that Americans are using Australian proxies to shitpost.
How do you walk away after doing a 360?
Playing Dark Souls III, I see.
>tfw I have a gf who is an elementary teacher
/pol9k/ out in full force
...
Your mom uses a fucking proxy to shitpost.
Ask her for the source.
KEKED
Lecture her on the astounding synergies of mapping post-Nietzschean Culture of Humanity derivative thought to contemporary Democratic Theory as viewed through the lens of Conservative Authoritarianism. Then go to recess and have a play on the swings.
Week kneed mum's spaghetti?
>What do you do Sup Forums?
Sage and report
yeah she made me some for tea tonight
The anal-swing?
Tell her that this is London's New mayor.
Pic related. Its London's first Muslim mayor.
I'd stig it in her pooper.
>she has an itch that only you can scratch.
>an itch that only you can scratch.
>an itch
brb
smack her in the mouth call her a whore and tell her she should value education more and to go to a gynecologist with her itchy pussy
Jack? Is it the anal-swing?
Let me tell you about the Jews
Hello! Is it a swing for analsex Jack?
>"y...you t-too"
that isnt their mayor you idiot
We're also practising a form of Islamic communism.
Just give me the fucking source man!
emu
goddammit YES
Source or I'll tear down the wall!!'