/MNF/ /EPL/ Watford vs Liverpool

KO 8pm BST

Based Pardew edition

Watford wins 3-1

>0-2 HT
>3-2 FT

>this TDKR music
do they feel in charge?

hello lads

had a terrible feeling about palace when everyone else is confident, and today I have a not quite so strong bad feeling about this game too.

Just don't think we can score enough goals recently with Origi playing like some really athletic fella off the street who's been asked to give this football stuff a go.

why is pardew so orange?

>Watford
>Southampton
>West Ham
>M'boro

can't see liverpool taking more than 3 points from these desu

true

i fancy watford to win this

>tfw ex-liverpool players score the goals that lose them the matches

Think all our arses are falling out desu

Big cock has been shite lately, hope sturridge gets some decent minutes today

Watford : Gomes (GK); Mariappa, Prödl, Britos; Janmaat, Cleverley, Doucouré, Capoue, Amrabat; Deeney (c), Niang.

Subs : Pantilimon (GK), Kabasele, Eleftheriou, Zúñiga, Behrami, Success, Okaka.

Liverpool : Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.

Subs : Karius, Moreno, Grujic, Sturridge, Alexander- Arnold, Klavan, Lallana.

>You now remember all the Livershit fans thinking it was their year after beating Arsenal and Chelsea

>every year

What happened to that black kid we sold to Watford

Arsenal will finish above Liverpool.

ABLiv till the end but I think Liverpool will win fairly comfortably.

anyone know the liverpool line-up?

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On loan to Birmingham. Aidy Ward fucked him over.

just looked it up, he's on loan at birmingham city and got 5 appearances kek

typical greedy black lads want instant money instead of developing

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anyone know the liverpool line-up?

>Cabral's about to be relegated to the Swiss third division
How in the fuck was he ever a premier league player?

Lineup out yet?

still waiting on them lineups lads

same person

>still no lineup

I got you lads

Liverpool: Reina, Enrique, Agger, Skrtel, Johnson, Maxi, Lucas, Adam, Suarez, Kuyt, Bellamy
Subs: Doni, Carragher, Kelly, Henderson, Downing, Spearing, Carroll

Don't remind me of this line up ever again

>Reina, Enrique, Agger, Skrtel, Johnson, Maxi, Lucas, Adam, Suarez, Kuyt, Bellamy

This is unironically better than their current lineup.

>still no lineup

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Why does Clyne sound like he's been on the biftas for 20 years

Very few results are guaranteed in this league, but I can say with 100% confidence Liverpool will not win

They are expected to win
Watford are shit
Watford have nothing to play for
Liverpool need to win to stay in the top 4
The teams around Liverpool have dropped points

All signs point towards a comfortable Liverpool win, so I'm going to go with a Watford win, 3-1

ayy gad porst

>They are expected to win
Only by RAWK. Everyone else remembers this episode.

this

>ever posting on RAWK

Its redcafe tier m8. even the liverpool reddit is better

I agree but Watford aren't shit really, they are very solid and tend to put in good performances at home once in a while. They can finish 8th easily.

I've never posted m8. I read people calling anyone that predicts a loss a bedwetter. It's a forum full of Ty's.

Miss maxi desu

Also

>doni
>all those shit commoli signings on the bench

desu like 3 sunderland players over the last few years have been premier league players. just survived on northern grit and determination when the southern teams melted down the stretch

but this team was even worse
Never fall for the man u youth meme

MAXI

MAXI RODRIGUEZ RUNS DOWN THE WING FOR ME

NANA NA NA NA

NANA NA NA NA

NANA NA NA NA

NANA NA NA NA

wew

Carragher if me auntie had bollocls shed be me uncle

We need more songs for players

>the net spend of manchester

Also we were absolute gash last year

>tfw no auntie with feminine bollocks

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old fellas in the ground are too busy having a moan while they have a sit down for 90 minutes

tourists who drive over to Liverpool are too busy taking photos of Klopp being animated on the touchline, and get off on the 80th minute to get the car out early so they can get back home without post-match traffic

all the people who make songs are singing them down the pub cause they can't get in the ground

I am depressed

oh

>Pressure on Liverpool
>Watford aren't a bad team
>6/1 on Watford to win
>4.5/1 on a draw

Easy money

Chelshit's net spend doesn't sound right.

Oscar

Oscar for £60m

Try using positive affirmations, do healthy shit

dunno what I've been eating but I'm turning into a right braphog kek

Ah good ole' money laundering.

its ok, when push comes to shove and all is said and done we're all just a collection of atoms and thats all we'll ever be at the end of the day so who gives a fuck lol

Who /pards/ here?

this. you will never be happy until you understand your life is worthless and everything you do will be forgotten and doesnt matter

even hitler will eventually be forgotten

Customers BTFO

10 BINGS TILL KICKOFF LADS

Post your half-time takeaway orders

solid choices desu

TOP FOOKIN 3 LA
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME EAAAAAAAAAD

AHHHHH FORGHETTI BOUT IT

Sent the gf to maccers

Stuffed

>it's a 'liverpool concede a jammy goal from a corner' episode

>cammy's THICC ass

every time

literally cannot eat or drink when I'm this nervous about a match desu

got a bottle of hoegaarden waiting to make me feel good no matter what the result is

Do you just have chips regardless of the takeaway? Absolute state of you. Not to mention ordering prawn crackers, when they usually give free crackers past a certain order anyway.

>beef with broccoli
>broccoli
>paying for prawn crackers
>chips with those meals
> :)

End it all

sorry mate didn't you mean Carlsberg?

Nice net spend trophy

this is the top 6 based on Mark Lawrensons premiership predictions this year

WERE GONNA LOSE 3-1 LADS

GET HYPE

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stay mad lads at least i'll have comfy food at half time :)

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kek

This game is such a loss

dunno why im watching

>chips
>paying for prawn crackers

Bit plebbish tbqhafwy (to be quite honest and frank with you). Singapore Noodles with Kung Po chicken is the patricians choice.

>Broccoli
>comfy food

stay fat la

I pity your westerner's """"chinese"""" food.

LOL, I wish I could remember mine

I think it was

Man City
Tottenham
Chelsea
Liverpool
Arsenal
Manchester United

this 2bh

hate these games when we haven't got a suarez type player to utterly cuck little clubs who sit deep

feels like boxing a retard with one hand tied behind your back, absolutely no way to enjoy yourself

>origi is playing

well shit boys starting a match down to 10 men doesn't seem like a great idea

Anyone else think matches should be postponed if your team has any injuries

>tfw will never have authentic Chinese cuisine like gutter oil fried dog

I just placed TEN POUNDS on Watford to win which will return 57 pounds

congrats on your money

good bet!

Too bad it's going to be a draw

mane was that guy desu

without him our only hope is le cout inside man scoring a blooter

should i stay up and watch this or be productive at work tomorrow?

I have a feeling >we will lose today

See
Stick an additional tenner on the draw and you're guaranteed monetary gains

literally never rated Origi

hopefully he proves me wrong