Hey /b I'm looking for a simple and efficient way to kill myself

Hey /b I'm looking for a simple and efficient way to kill myself.
No "huhu life is so good", I'd just like some ideas, please.

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Helium

You won't do it. Who are you kidding

Choke on my cock

old age

exit bag

If you are really going to do it,
youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
At least go out with a masterpiece

Watch the news, buddy. Will put "user is fag" on my body.

Cpap Mask+ tank of helium. Completely painless. Brain will think it's oxygen.

Get a rope from hardware store and find somewhere to hang yourself in the middle of the night. Bonus points if you liquidate as much as possible and leave it with a love letter for someone.

I'm sort of looking for the least expensive method. I'm a useless joke who can't get a job, and live every minute in my room because I'm mentally crippled.

Works every time

Hang yourself or put a plastic bag over your head. You could also slit your wrist or over dose on some sort of med

>make a noose out of piano wire.
>tie to something stable on ceiling.
>glue hands to sides of head
>jump
>head is cut off
>holding your own head when people find you

continue living and just wait for it to eventually happen somehow

Eat ten dollars worth of pennies.

do it for the lulz

train tracks

points for originality

I can do this. Think I'll be settling with hanging myself with a cable wire though.

Go to a bad neighborhood and call a nigger a nigger

Go around a black neighbor hood screaming “all you fucking niggers my klan’s gonna get you” in a southern accent

damn son, great minds think alike

Hang yourself. I attempted it a few weeks ago and felt nothing. Woke up on the ground because I used a tie and it ripped in half. I’ve always read how painful it is to hang, but I was unconscious almost immediately and had the time not ripped, I’m sure it would have worked.

What if I live in suburban Canada where blacks don't exist?

Why do you want to kill yourself?

while simultaneously posthumously critiquing the prevalence of mass media and commercialism
do it
then write "fake noose" on your note

so much fail

I was diagnosed with a bunch of shit and grew up in a very chaotic life full of abuse. A lot of it sits on me, and because of that I've ruined so much - Many people, many things. Anyways I just can't keep having these episodes, each time it gets worse and I already failed the first time when I tried to take myself out.

You shoot yourself in the head with a gun.

>inb4 I don't have a gun
Pawn whatever it is you are posting on right now; you can get a gun for less than $75.

It’s the end of your life spend the rest of your money

The cops won't report that shit

do something else if you really want attention.

Maybe I'll find my Mother and kill her?

damn, sad to hear that. I respect your decision to end it.

>implying that kind of detail would be on the news

You won't be on the news at all, just straight to the morgue, buried and forgotten in a couple days.

Thank you, user.

I can live with that. O wait.

Run your or your parents car in the garage with the windows down and the garage door closed. Put in neutral and hold the gas down.

How about suicide by a cop? Get yourself a bb gun and open fire on cops in a large, open space with lots of people around. That would make the news, and guarantee you die in the gunfire.

What about cutting your veins?

That's how I failed the first time.

Sadly don't have a garage.
This is a bit hard to do in Canada, but I could try.

how much money u got on you to spend on supplies?

...

I spent a lot of my money on weed and alcohol, but I might have a $100 left.

>tased instead bcuz white
>prison rape ensues
do it fag

That's enough to buy a gun

Get some duct tape or glue

livestream it

Run a garden hose from the exhaust into the car and hotbox

How is that hard you fucking retard? Go to TSC or Crappy Tire and buy a realistic-looking bb gun and open fire on any cops you see walking around. Or are you too stupid to figure this out? Are you too broke to buy a toy gun? I thought you said you wanted to die, are you pussying out?

Checked out all the gun stores in my city in Canada and they go for 260 least with tax.

A bit hard because I doubt they'll shoot me.

>Sadly don't have a garage.
tape garden hose on exhaust pipe, run through slightly cracked window
or light a charcoal grill w/ windows closed inside back seat

live in the south user?
If u live alone this should be ez

This seems good.

North of Canada, user. : c

Police are trained to kill people who shoot guns at them

>North of Canada,
what? Greenland?

but its painful

Then I guess you don't really want to die.

try to rob a bank
fail, go to vegas
succeed, death
questions?

Friendly reminder to everyone that Argon or Nitrogen are better alternatives to Helium. Helium tanks sold in the US usually have a certain percentage of regular air in them to deter the whole exit bag thing.

jump off a building, make sure your legs are above your waist so you dont break your fall and survive

im not OP

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>train tracks
These seem to fit my situation best, thank you /b

Then you aren't serious. Otherwise the fucking priceof helium wouldn't be an issue.

Take your whine fest back to r/faggotry

wrong, trained to disable by aiming for center mass
legally required to provide emergency medical assistance once threat neutralized

u need to get ur priorities straight 1st?
U want least expensive, least painful, or fast?

Sincerely if you can't get a gun and shoot yourself then the easiest method would be to jump from a high building. Falling into most surfaces from a distance of 60 meters or more is 100% lethal, you should be able to die from less altitude, but there's a small probability that you would survive.

>your choice of hard liquor
>hypothermia

get drunk as fuck, try and pour water on yourself in the freezing temps to be sure. Never wake up. T'was my plain to kms

Hey! That's pretty good. Nice quiet way to die.

It's an issue if you can't afford it and aren't a nigger who steals.

I actually like this one a lot, I've plenty of vodka.

everyone who survives the jump regrets it
I'd much rather snap out of existence or fade away incoherently than feel that 2 second ultimate remorse

Paper cut always does the trick.

you'll just get too drunk and say fuck this shit

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Think you made me want to die more.
First time I tried and failed was because I was really drunk.

the key is to locate yourself in the freezing temperatures (top of a mountain for example) beforehand. then consuming the alcohol after, if you need it at all.

get cheap sammich bags. fill them with pancake mix.pop a bunch of pills and drink some whiskey.go to the mall. take your knife out and start throwing the sammich bags at random people while yelling " BITCH YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX". rent a cops come along and charge them with your knife. you die. high five satan in hell. this is old. i didnt come up with this but i no longer have the screenshot.

my fuckin sides
>dont do it O.P., Santa Claus loves you!

Least expensive
Least painful
Fast

Pick two.

Least expensive and least painful. Sorry, I didn't see the question.

thas wha I'm thinking, drunk me would rather order a pizza than freeze to death

Overdose on a drug. Bonus points for opening your mind and finding a place in the next mind.

train trax
car CO hotbox
cheap, painless

*World

Do you have a barbecue? Take the propane tank inside and open the valve then grab a lighter /S

were you just drunk or blackout drunk? Or were you even suicidal at all?

if you're going to do it anyway, do the public a favor and try to take trump with you.

Better be careful where you hang yourself user. Logan might just laugh at you dead body

never works, O.D. deaths are almost always accidental, attempts are for attention
you'll just wake up w/ a huge hospital bill and shot liver/brain/kidneys

Gotta go with classics.

I never tried this, just spitballing
blackout drunk me just does fun shit I don't remember
suicidal ideations, sure, but life is too damn entertaining to want to die

Well I don't remember much of that night, so I'd say blackout. I was definitely suicidal.
Oh God no.
I'm not a big fan of that, only degenerates kill before suicide.

Simple and efficient way is to live till You die anyway. You death is useless anyway to. Live, sleep, enjoy everything , repeat( till end). Period.

Probably will, just with a cable wire.

I can't keep doing that - I just ruin more people, more things, and gradually lose my grip.

You can go scuba diving and just turn the valve the wrong way. You simply lose consciousness underwater and you never feel a thing not even lack of air.

If you watch The Leftovers you would know this.

Just don’t waste it, you only get one. Tbh I hope you figure things out tho