Confess

Confess

>in friends house
>leaving his house and notice no one else is home
>see friemds sister room is open
>go in
>look through the drawers
>find really slutty panties
>stuff in my pocket and leave
>jerk off with them later on
>afterwards feel so much guilt I threw them away

>Drinking at friends house with big group
>All go upstairs while I'm in the bathroom
>Come out super confused because everyone gone
>See passed out girl on couch
>She won't wake up
>Hear group upstairs making food
>Not coming back for a while
>Slide hand into her shirt, play with her nipple
>First boobs experience
>Jack off guiltily to the memory every one in a while

I frequently broke into my teachers house (we lived on the same street) and would masterbate on her stuff. I think she knew it was me.

I killed a dog a baseball bat

*with a

I bad touched a preachers daughter

I killed a dog, a baseball bat, and an aged cheddar

your turn

I fucked someone and then stole £20 from her when she fell asleep afterwards, and just left

robbed a rich person and extorted my childhood friends "cut" 50-50 my ass.

I bang the housekeepers

I made out with my cousin when we were both drunk as hell.

I have never willingly slept with a person whilst sober

im an alcohol

But it's ok he deserved it

I love to look at naked little kids.

When I was a teenager, I had sex with both of my stepbrothers

I gave her her first orgasm.

story?

we turned it into a game

>be me
>got friends with the son of my cousin's gf (not blood related)
>he got a twins sisters
>Loved to play with them PS1 games and shit
>Someday as a joke the bro put down the pants of her sister
>Also put down her panties
>First naked ass i see in my life
>Years passed and that friendship with the girls got into hidden love
>One day I was sleeping in their home
>One of the girls was sleeping next to me
>Touched her hair to see if she reacts
>Deep sleep
>Falled to the temptation
>Kiss her lips
>First kiss
>Heart was like I was running from 5 niggers
>Needed more
>Touch her small tits
>Moar
>Gently touched her ass
>MOAR
>Grabbed her feet and started to fap with it
>Almost cum (didn't want to cum in her feet or the bed )
>She never knows what happened that night

no you didnt. even if you did, which you didnt, how is it a confession?

pip

I challenge you too 12 rounds of bare knuckle boxing

>two shit

I wanna be a trap, but I know that even if I get in shape, it would be impossible for me to not look like a guy in drag

im a closet bifag, really like to shower with other guys, even though nothing overtly sexual/bad happens. have done it countless time with lots of different guys, most recently last weekend with a super cute 13yo

What the fuck

Sounds sexy

lol what exactly are you crying about?..

Think about it, normie.

was she a fat, ugly 10yo potato or something?

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My name is Rector Minvader and I preach at the Salt Church in Gawler, South Australia, with my colleague Pastor Salt. I need to confess that myself and Pastor Salt have confided in each other that we know that christianity is a scam and that our god, and every other god, does not exist. We continue to do this because, well, telling lies to idiots for a living is easier than getting a real job. Sorry about that.

I bought condoms for my 12yo niece. and no, i didnt use them with her.

Dumbass.

>im a closet bifag, really like to shower with other guys, even though nothing overtly sexual/bad happens. have done it countless time with lots of different guys, most recently last weekend with a super cute 13yo

showering with a 13 year old, i hope both of you were naked!

well better your niece uses protection than not i suppose

>fucked a gf
>It puts his ir her ass intro a bad place intro hermana
>Gf pregned startbleading for it
>Go to the hospital
>Gf almost die for that pice of shit
>It was my son or girl and I don't feel gulty or sad for Lose it.
>Actually I feelgood.jpg that little m8 could kill my future.

I am about to abort a humongous set of lies I have kept going for about 4 years. To everyone around me, I am a recovered alcoholic who is working a good job, has a wife with a baby on the way. The truth is I am still drinking and more than I ever have, I am almost always a little drunk now. I am using my job to meet and have sex with other women, and I have saved up over 2400 dollars I am about to use to hit the road with a friend of mine, starting in Mexico, and we plan on traveling, taking photographs and pursuing our shared interest in ghosts and other paranormal stuff. I am not telling anybody about this, her family or mine, and she will raise my son a bastard. I will be going under an assumed name as well. Wish me luck everyone, I'm dropping this life.

I WILL text this board at some point if I am successful. If you never see Mexico ghost hunter post ever, assume we have drank ourselves to death or been killed by cartel or otherwise. All the love.

I had a wet dream of my -young- sister grinding on my cock and i feel awful about it.

Intro her*

lol we were, why wouldnt we be?

Ghosts? Seriously? You absolute, card-carrying retard.

Aint crying about shit, bitch
Just not as accepting of pedos

yeah my thoughts exactly, and she always does.

>im not crying!!1!
>proceeds to cry about how he's not crying
>resorts to name calling like a 5yo.
lol k

wat

I secretly recorded my best friend getting ready for a shower. Twice. I'm pissed off because both times the camera stopped recording before she got out of the shower, so I didn't get to see her wet naked body. And also it was angled at just the wrong angle so I never get a good view of her pussy or ass. I've jacked off to those videos like 100 times.

That's really going all in dude. Sounds ludicrous but I support it. Every day I think about selling the house and taking all my savings and going back to SE Asia to live like a carefree wealthy white dude.

lol enjoy your perpetual beta no-sex friendzone

God damn youre an asshole, and for no reason other than to be an asshole. Best part of the internet

fairly normal to have weird sexual fantasies in dreams, your not actually in control of your sub conscious desires and shouldn't feel too bad about it.

well, 13 is not pedo range imo. plus i didnt rape him or anything. we have showered together several times before also

bmp

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

why haven't I seen this before? I'm diamonds right now

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

Catholicism is gay

sage

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That's not how this works, faggot

I get off on women destroying their bodys. When I was 21 I dated an 18 year old girl, I used to force her to chain smoke. I looked up and researched the most damaging ways to smoke and forced her to do them and made her get asthma medication to ensure that her airways wouldn't close when she was smoking. She would throw up and feel really sick but she "loved" me and wanted to keep me happy. We dated for a couple of years but ended up breaking up when she started getting bronchitis every second month and found it nearly impossible to keep abusing her lungs the way I wanted her to. I looked her up online a few months ago, she is an absolute wreck now.

I have a story similar to this
>Be me 19 in mom's friends house
>Nobody home since her and my mom went shopping
Gonna refer to mom's friend as veronica since it's easier than typing mom's freind
>Veronica's bedroom door was unlocked
>Sneak in
>Search for panties
>Find really thin white panties and a red thong
>Jackpot
>I jacked off with the thong and cummed into the white panties
>I keep the thong for personal use at home but put back the white panties
>Don't feel a lick or regret to this day
>I also used to touch Veronica's ass and titties while she slept, and would slip my dick into her vagina but wouldn't fuck since I was scared shitless that someone would find me out
>Almost 97% sure she knew what I was doing but liked it
>Also got really close to having sex with her one day while she was drunk
Will share story in a little bit

Backstory: best friend dating a girl I loved but didn't get the feelings back from her

Friend logged into Facebook on my PC when he was staying over for a few nights. He left and didn't log out, I started looking through his messenger chats, his gf is there. Tons of nudes, saved them and Jack off to them guiltily every once and a while


Tl;Dr I stole my best friends gf's nudes

wow your an asshole.

>Sup Forums
thanks that answers my question, it hasn't been anywhere interesting yet

>not knowing about Sup Forums's most infamous copypasta

I fap to straight furrie porn ... Is there more I have to say ?

My mom caught me jerking off to loli and now she wont look me in the eye or let me near my little sister

If you want more, is literally full of pregnant Anne Frank fetishists

I know. It was so fucking hot knowing she was willing to do that for me though.

bummer, you could've had some fun with little sis once she got sexually curious

Masturbate to old people and let your mom see, should revert back to normal.

It was rape autist

we've all got weird kinks i guess.

True. I'm also fascinated by how much circumcision alters the penis. But its mainly women destroying themselves with smoking or drugs.

>be finnish living in america
>45 year old
>movement teacher
>student are 12-13
>they had tight cloth on
>today was after class
>the girl go into a shower
>can see more nudism body
>her breast grow to the fuck
>little hair look has the trim
>erect my penis
>"do you have ok"
>she look out to me in wet shoulder hair
>cover breast growth but can both nipple
>"yes"
>turn to go into a shower
>"dont look the shower"
>"but your body cant say yes"
>she run out to nudism
>hear she tell to the head master
>he invited me to the office of his
>"stop never again or you get a shoe"

I'm an asexual with a girlfriend and she still don't know I don't get aroused by her.

bmpp

I pay men and women as much as 1000 dollars to fart in my mouth bare ass for a session between 30 minutes to a hour.

What can I say its my fetish.

Here's the story as promised
>Be me 20
>We go to Veronica's house since we were celebrating some stupid fucking event
>Really just an excuse to get drunk
>I go because I had nothing to do that entire week
>We get to her house and she immediately says that I've gotten more muscular over the year
>Coolbeans.jpg
>Mom didn't gaf since she was there to just get wasted
>We enter house and in the next hour they already start pulling out wine
>After a few hours they pull some vodka out
>Mom stops after a couple of shots and says we'll spend the night seeing as she can't drive home
>mom goes to bed
>Veronica starts inviting me for some drinks, she's almost blackout drunk at this point
>Sure
>Never really drank before since I thought alcohol tasted like shit
>Yet for some reason that isn't the case tonight
>We start talking about how this is my first time drinking
>After a few minutes I get tipsy
>she starts getting flirty
>I start getting flirty
>Overall you could feel that we wanted to fuck
>Out of nowhere she goes to her room and does like a hand sign to me
Of course her being drunk and me being tipsy, it didn't translate well and I thought she was excusing herself to the restroom
>Wait a solid 10 minutes
>What's she doing?
>Decide to go to her room
>She's laying on the bed topless
>Soon as she sees me she signals me to come over
>Immediately get a diamond hard erection because I've been dreaming of this moment my entire pubescence
>We start making out for around 15 minutes
>She stops, ties her hair back
>I start groping on her tits
>She starts undoing my pants
>Literally about to cum just from the sheer excitement
>BOING!
>Sporting a massive 9 incher, literally never had my dick get this hard or big before
>We're both shocked
>After about 10 seconds she starts sucking on it
>I wanted to cum So. Fucking. Bad.
>Hold it in with the force of a thousand Indian men on Facebook
>After 5 minutes it's over
>Thank fuck I didn't cum
>Cont.

What the fuck

I straight fucked a preacher's daughter and they walked into the room mid-act. Good times, that.

>go to church every sunday
>praise our lord and savior
>still have sex slaves in the basement

>implying I'm reading all your shit

You need help

>Cont.
>Start taking off her pants while rubbing her ass and sucking her tits
>CREEEEEAEAAAAAKKKKK.png
>Mom decides now is a good time to wake up and get a drink of water
Due to the House's layout you had to go through Veronica's room if you were in the guest room and wanted to go to the kitchen
>Hide under Veronica's bed while sporting a massive 9 incher trying not to scratch my dick on the bed frame
>Veronica covers herself with her bedsheets
>Mom comes in room and sees veronica, tries to "wake her up"
>Veronica plays dumb
>My heart is fucking pounding, I feel as if it's about to leap out of my chest
>Eventually mom leaves, gets her water, and goes back to sleep
>I wait a couple of minutes to see if coast was clear
>Veronica drags me out saying that she doesn't really feel like fucking anymore
>Says I'm welcome to cuddle her though
>Oh well
>She lays back into her bed completely naked
>Pretty bummed out, but in my drunk/adrenaline filled mind i thought it would be a good idea if I surprise fucked her
>We start cuddling
>Really just me grabbing her tits and poking my dick inter her ass
>After a while she falls into a very deep sleep
>Couldn't even wake her up with a slap
>Me still horny decide to fuck her right then and there
>Spread her legs a little
>Position myself and just start humping away
>She wakes up moaning and begging me to stop
>Don't stop
>Eventually she stops complaining and just keeps moaning
This turns me on even more
>I start getting rough but I can tell she likes it
>10 minutes of rough sex and I cum inside her
>She gets mad at me for coming inside her
>Idgaf keep humping until completely empty
>After I'm done we start making out and cuddling
>stick my now semi hard dick into her pussy and fall asleep that way
>Next day we wake up and act as if nothing had happened
>we go out for breakfast and we make out afterwards
>Mom never found out
Forgot to mention she had a husband and a son

She ended up getting pregnant but the father didn't know it was mine, and we kept fucking like bunnies for the entire week me and my mom stayed with her

bumpa

>Been fucking this crazy bitch for half a year
>13 years older than me
>I already have a gf
>we both grow feels for each other
>shits complicated and I'm an emotional wreck

>rich family
>leave me huge amount of money to put in savings account
>they say it's "for my education" or for finding a place to live after college
>dip into it every now and then to afford certain things because fuck it, i only got one life to live, right?
>get way to deep in
>suddenly i'm missing ~$30,000 that i was trusted with and have no means to replace it anytime soon

mor

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