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who's the Oasis of metal? pantera?

are there any good alternatives to (((spotify)))?

slsk

What's some essential traditional Doom Metal?

what's a sisk

none, all good doom is either epic or death
"trad" was just hippie bongripper music with heavier guitars

soulseek is a software where you can share your music audio files with other people around the globe,suggest to them new songs or artists and also annoy the females on the chat.I use it for the latter mostly.

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this thing over here is my jam for a few days now, pretty good.

thanks jackass

Guys are you insecure about being masculine ? Does metal help with that?
I am desperate nu-male trying to become an alpha..

you are beyond help
an hero

shut up

essential traditional doom metal is essential early epic/death doom metal

Man why you have to be mean?You think i haven't considered going an hero on stream?That would be the only way for me to get some likes.
I am seriously asking for help here,what metal bands or EPs should i listen to in order to cover all my insecurities with masculinity?
Also i am a manlet but i hit the gym quite often,helps me with not feeling so shitty all the time..

>tfw none of my favorite songs have tabs on the internet

That's how everyone treats me,you see?Even you,.But why,what harm have i done to any of you?I am just trying to find my lost way towards manliness and i thought metalheads always looked cool and edgy,i want to be like you or look like i am one of your pack at the very least...

go away

Yeah cool thanks for nothing

Not "trad" doom but listen to Conan if you haven't. Horseback Battle Hammer is great.

are you fucking kidding me, go check first candlemass and cathedral albums

Why? :(

HANGTHEPOPEHANGTHEPOPEHANGTHEPOPEHANGTHEPOPEHANGTHEPOPEHANGTHEPOPE

Yeah I have and am looking to get deeper into the genre.
Clearly I came to the wrong place.

>user asks for trad doom
>you give him sludgy stoner
I love Conan but wtf

(traditional) doom

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because I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY!

I'M PICKLE RICK!

Am i going to turn into an A-male if i listen to these albums?

I am sorry i don't know what you are talking about.But i assume you called me Morty so this makes you Rick?If i help you with your problem Rick will you make me an alpha and recommend me some death metal albums?

kill yourself

GOD'S NOT REAL, MORTY!

Doom Metal is shit.

That said, try Enshine or Fractal Gates.

Looking for fantasy-themed doom. Plus for clean vocals.

no problem

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ODIN GUIDE MY SWORD, i bet you know this though??????

But we are real Rick right?And this has to mean something,i mean why would we even be here if there was no god?
You can't go on like that Rick,you have to help people every now and then because if there is a slight chance that god exists he will punish you Rick.
Now Rick can you help me with what i asked you to or not?

only the first wave black metal will be enough

I am listening to them on youtube already while setting up a tinder profile.I will slay all sort of bitches now,i can feel the masculinity running through me.

good
and remember, one becomes a chad when one finally discovers his love for hard dick

What is a Chad?
I already love my hard dick though.

no, others' hard veiny cocks
>What is a Chad?
t. virgin

>first wave
>black metal

Pick one and only one

>he doesn't appreciate early slayer, sodom and venom

Some popular 90s British pop metal band? I don't know some NWOBHM band maybe

>Enshine
>not Slumber

Show me yours and i will tell you if it is yay or nay.
please anyone,show me your cocks i want to be a chad.

Mods, ban these stupid gay faggots
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You feel insecure because of Christian indoctrination, upon which socialism is built. It exist to shun and silence men, shame them, and force them into submission to tyrants.
You need to reject concepts of selflessness and mercy, and accept hate, pride, and personal freedom. Also, accept cynicism and believe in survival of the fittest.

Dude i am getting banned from this subreddit once per week,this joke must be over at some point.We were obviously having fun with the other anons,we are perfectly straight.
but i still want to see your dick pics.

Making a short dark comedy about black metal fans. Pre-production just started. Wish me luck!

Sssshh user,don't drop your red pills so carelessly.

I do but it isn't black metal

>Christian indoctrination, upon which socialism is built
Did you know that modern capitalism was born in Christian monasteries?

>Christian monasteries
funny way to spell greedy Calvinist church

no no no, the largest Catholic monasteries during the late Middle Ages.

Did you know you are an illiteral party pooper?
There is no modern capitalism,if anything they invented the first form of capitalism which later over the course of many years evolved to today's abomination.Now let's get back to shitposting.

they influenced black metal though. that's literally all that "first wave black metal" means.

these petty details don't matter, the modern economy has its intellectual roots in Christian monasteries.

corporatism ≠ capitalism
modern capitalism actually came AFTER the Commercial Revolution

The truth is, communism appears "right" to the westerners so much because the church for centuries shamed all egoism and consumption and indoctrinated them to be charitable and love everyone no matter what. And most famous Jesus quotes tell you to give away everything to poor or no heaven for you.
Different churches will have different takes on this scam of a system, but in the very words of Jesus Christianity is love, mercy and selflessness. Hence why satanism is so liberating to males.
Ayn Rand's objectivism basically exposed this fallacy which communism exploited so much.

>corporatism
not at all, it was actual early capitalism, which required very specific notions that existed solely in monasteries at that time
>the Commercial Revolution
"Commercial Revolution" first manifested itself in the economy of large monasteries anyway

We're past the point where people adhere to ideologies because they agree with them.

Nowadays adhering to an ideology is purely a matter of fashion. Being ahead of the curve while still being part of a trend. All we need to get into an ideology is to believe that it goes against the mainstream sensibilities.

Contrarianism is fashionable.

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Church also justified wars and really read a lot of stuff in the bible. At times, church was (and still is) pretty good. But as long as Christ is at its core, it will teach people the most cucked philosophy in the world.

>Ayn Rand's objectivism
is garbage

As Varg said, catholicism is 95% paganism and 5% judaism, but those 5% fuck up pretty much everything else.

>/metal/ attempts ideological discussion
Just go back to shitposting about nu males and tourists.

DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW
REBEL AGAINST THE CHURCH
DRINK FROM THE CHALICE OF BLASPHEMY

You're probably the extreme opposite of John Galt

RISE UP AGAINST THE ENSLAVER

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>in the very words of Jesus Christianity is love, mercy and selflessness.

So why we have a democratic system in appliance instead of communism?

>Different churches will have different takes on this scam of a system

All churches either catholic or orthodox have the same takes.

>Hence why satanism is so liberating to males,

You don't need a religion or any book's words to feel liberated,all you have to do is to figure out how the world works and how to make things work in your favor.

everybody does that already, idiot.

Now I'm gonna follow Diapsiquir's teachings and convert to christianity because it's edgy.

>You have to not be a dick because you might get punished for being a dick
What a dickish reason for not being a dick.

>As Varg said

CHANT THE BLASPHEMY
MOCKERY OF THE MESSIAH
WE CURSE THE HOLY GHOST
ENSLAVER OF THE WEAK
GOD OF LIES AND GREED
GOD OF HYPOCRISY
WE LAUGH AT YOUR BASTARD CHILD
NO GODS SHALL COME BEFORE ME

>required very specific notions that existed solely in monasteries
yeah, like, all your profit goes to the glory of god and the construction and renovation of cathedrals, quite literally, one's sponsor or guild
A capitalist isn't cucked by other interests, a capitalist's only interest is self-interest

Having an established belief in your life and base all your actions around that belief is the main difference between men with power and plebs.
You see and hear so many plebs saying this and that but when it comes into taking action they just go with the flow.
Therefor i would have more respect for a contrarian if he was really true to his ideals rather than any other pretenders that go around.
And yes you will have to pretend from time to time that your belief is the ideal one and everyone should share it,lie to yourself is a must.

hey you guys wanna talk about metal?

This is factually incorrect.
The term "black metal" was being used well before Burzum/Darkthrone/Mayhem/etc. came along and established 2nd wave. It was applied to pretty much anything that was overtly dark and Satanic (mostly thrash). Then a bunch of nerds who were obsessed with what was called black metal at the time experimented with sounds that were even darker and more obscure than the bands they loved, and hence black metal developed into an autonomous subgenre.

That's the only way Morty could gain some frame control over Rick.I am pretty proud with what i did in that post.

>first time on this board
what does Sup Forums think of metallica? imo greatest band ever, first 2 albums are good af

nah not really

yeah,step aside now with your baits,we talk about serious stuff here.

a certain hat comes to mind

I think Rick is past that point though. He'd say "fuck it, God, punish me" rather than changing his ways.

i assumed Sup Forums would hate on all mainstream music.
Quickly redpill me on metal then, name 3 best bands

1. manowar
2.
3.

get out while you still can

1. deafheaven
2. bring me the horizon
3. between the buried and me

1. manowar
2. bathory
3. candlemass

It's not that simple. On paper, our culture is pretty atheistic. Even philosophers of the enlightenment made steps towards atheism. But in reality, they were more Christian than anyone else. They only advanced the harmful core of Christian ideology, without religious facade.
Every book you read in school, every Disney movie you saw, almost every movie or song today has imprint of it. You don't even notice it. It's what tells you to be nice to others and charitable, help disadvantaged and feel guilt and shame when you get angry or when homeless man asks you for money. It's what makes you condemn greed and treat women as equals.
Communism will appeal to people as long as this faulty Christian doctrine of selflessness and good penetrates all media and is accepted by people as right, progressive and good.

First 3 are great but too much epic prog has ruined them like every best band out there.

In Morty's mind it will always be worth a try.
I don't even listen to metal,i am here for the keks.
I can recommend you some rock bands tho.

>King Crimson
>CAN
>Pink Floyd
Good places to start your dadrock journey.

Deafheaven, Alcest, Liturgy, Batushka, Mgla, Wolves in the Throne Room, Wintersun, the list goes on...

Can is Dadrock?

Indoctrinated Christian spotted.
You know the funny thing? It's when people say "it's so cool Varg burned churches", but then say "nah clinging to your private property isn't cool man". It's when you know why metal is so full of virgins in corpse paint.
Might be, but really let's be frank here. Christianity is a faulty philosophy that just doesn't work for the same reasons communism doesn't work. Because no one should do good for free.
It could have been invented by straightest whitest man on earth. Doesn't change its message.

Kek I just found out Anaal Nathrakh covered a ska song
youtube.com/watch?v=VdGFE5HK39U

Post some other unusual metal covers

>rick and morty on /metal/
I hope you die of cancer before your down syndrome kills you

I just assumed everybody here was a Christian and only listened to extreme metal for the riffs.
Who the hell is still a fedora in anno domini 2017?

this is sad, you don't quite get the Christian ideology and how it operated on the level of economics.
>profit goes
The core idea of late Christian economic thought was, profit first of all goes to another profitable enterprises, and then again in cycles ad infinitum. Pagans couldn't handle capitalism, they couldn't beget it, because they didn't understand rigid monastic discipline and austere organization of capital, and were generally prone to economic rakery and irrational excess. Capiitalism embodied everything alien to pre-Christians. This is too sad, American worship of that charlatan Rand, and their understanding of history, psychology and society, it's all comic magazine level philosophy.