Okay, Sup Forums so I ran into some weird ass predicament that I've never actually been apart of before. I match this chick on tinder. Looks like she'd get my Sup Forums sense of humor so shit might work out. I come home from the bar and wack off because, you know, stuff. And I roll across this video...
It's the chick I matched on tinder like a week ago. Blow banging literally 30 dudes. I'm halfway like "well that's funny." And "that's fucking gross dude." In the same breath and I'm not sure how I should talk to her now. Gave her some generic shit in the start. But damn.
Luke Cox
So link us the vid ya fag
William Brown
Porn hub
view_video.php?viewkey=ph595bad18aab95
Mason Hall
It kept coming up as spam, dick. I was trying to. That's the best format I got.
Zachary Wright
so help me god if you don't go for it
Alexander Lee
But like, Jesus. 30 guys? How do I even bring that shit up? This was my opening. No reply.
Dylan Cruz
seconding this. shows she should be easy. It's not like the 30 dicks stay on her. dont be a fag go for it
Carson Martin
dont think condescending was a smart opener, she could be into that and bashing her potential thing aint cool. even though furfags are weird. hope you get some play my dude
Angel Allen
She's got good blowjob technique. You'd be a fool to let her pass you by!
Jose Campbell
I need some fucking advice first. Refer to:
Gabriel Torres
consider this, imagine how happy mycherrycrush's boyfriend is. All goes well and you have a gig fucking her and making money from it
Aiden Reyes
It was a joke. And if she doesn't find the ridiculousness in furries than shes a fucking psycho anyway.
Brandon Brown
Hmm. I'm listening.
Grayson Barnes
she'll never reply because what you said is retarded
Jace Foster
Has it occurred to you it might just be a bot using random porn girls photos? I see those all the time on tinder.
Noah Cruz
well, I mean, at least she won't be picky about your cock size? Judging by that manyvids page, she gets off super hard on being a public whore.
Kayden James
People post porn star pics on Tinder all the time.
At best, you’re being catfished.
Connor Lewis
seems like a catch to me
Cameron Roberts
>756451771 I browse Sup Forums. What the fuck did you expect? Give me some advice to bounce back then. I mean. Look. She banged the pothead legend. How do I come back from that?
Believe me. I thought the same shit. Until the DJ shouted out the general area I'm in. Then shit got real.
Upside. Lol
Yeah, but the fact that the vid is from my area dude.
Jackson Morgan
...
Brayden Jenkins
You can joke about furrries fine, but you basically just called her gross. You're done here.
Christopher King
How can I get across that it was a joke though, dude? She was in room with furries. Come on. The joke wrote itself. Anyone with a sense of humor would get that shit.
Cooper Bell
That's motherfucking cloe palmer. Fuck her she's a hot porn actress
Jonathan Gomez
No like I said, the furry thing was fine, but the shower bit was fucked. You're subconsciously implying she is dirty now (and not the good way), that it is disgusting. You've shamed her for sex. You're done.
Dylan Gray
Furries smell like piss and b.o. motherfucker. Are you kidding me? Sex aside. Are you still furry, user? Got some shit you need to lay out in this thread real fast?
Cooper Gonzalez
You trying to turn this around on me? I'm not the fuckwit trying to pick up a girl with a one liner about her needing to take a goddamn shower you autistic dickhead.
Aaron Cox
Good point. You done goofed OP. Fell at the first hurdle.
Xavier Price
I mean, the one liner really isnt that bad, you do come off as defensive too lol
Thomas Russell
God damn it. Scroll up. What should I say to catch her attention? Waiting for a good third reply I can send to her from you fuckheads.
Adrian Walker
"Don't make this weird.. Its cool" Play it off cool if your handsome
Brayden Jenkins
Just talk to her like a decent human being flirt and shes dtf
Nolan Wright
Fuck it. The only decent reply I've gotten.
William Murphy
This will either turn out good or bad. Either way, who give a fuck. She swallowed 30 loads. I win either way here.
Dominic Jones
Put those 2 neurons in overdrive son and stop asking for this kind of help here.
Caleb Butler
and now you seem desperate and trying to recover.
Nah uh.
Wyatt Hernandez
>don't make this weird What a pathetic, desparate demand from the person with no power to make demands right now.
Sebastian Lopez
Whatever. Move along I guess. Won't be apart of the next 30 man blow bang then. Will that make it 29?
I'm really not caring right now. But thanks Sup Forums. I guess. Jesus. Lol
Adam Perry
LEARNED MY LESSON.
Angel Ward
YOU'VE MANAGED TO MAKE THIS WORSE OH MY GOD MY SIDES
Isaac Adams
NO THANKS TO YOY FUCKERS
Mason Wilson
WHY WOULD YOU EVER LISTEN TO US DEGENERATES IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?
Hunter Green
Lol smh... No game at all. Couldn't even bag a whore. BTW that's a catfish.
Tyler Reyes
I TRUSTED YOU. I TRUUUSTED YOOOOOOU!
Cooper Taylor
Holy fuckity fuck you have literally no game.
Chase Evans
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Xavier Perez
Like honestly OP, listen :
I know you are desperate AS FUCK, judging by the way you conduct yourself, but do you honestly think if that WAS REALLY HER, she'd use THAT PICTURE!?!?!
How desperate are you to formulate in your mind that's actually her..
I'm only doing this to ease your mind, move on.. Nothing was lost.
Christopher Reed
I've accepted it's a meme at this point. Im drunk and didn't give much of a fuck in the first place. Was debating on making this a dubs roll thread anyway.
Have game with normal women. Whores I find out are whores a week later? Fuck. Might as well be a dead fish. Never could get the attention of the slutty girls in high school. Call it bittersweet.
Juan Foster
wew, lad. no wonder you end up with porn actresses - and even they dump you before anything happens. lol
Angel Barnes
>OP literally failed at talking to a whore who prefered swallowing 30 loads of furry dressed men than reply to him
Joshua Myers
I'm drunk and this thread was for fun anyway. Not gonna wake up tomorrow thinking "MY GOD MY LIFE IS OVER. THE PORN LORD ON TINDER DIDNT REPLY TO ME!!!"
Im not really desperate. Just drunk and think this shit is funny. I thank you for making me feel good though. Condolences.
Grayson Ortiz
absolutely autistic
Liam Flores
Well fuck. Forever alone.
Nolan Carter
>I browse Sup Forums. What the fuck did you expect? >I win either way here. >Fuck it. The only decent reply I've gotten.
Depending on your age, you might be past saving, but let me give you some advice: if you being on these boards is making you a social misfit, you need to stop coming here. Most people here are either able to separate these boards from real life, or are social misfits to begin with and that's why they're here. You sound like a normal guy who is kid of weak and you've let a spurious relationship with people online change the way you act, which is more terrible than you know. Spend 6 months offline, and see how it affects you, bro.
Xavier Gomez
>Was debating on making this a dubs roll thread anyway. *cringe* get a life
Robert Morris
I can separate this from reality. This was all a joke. I have no desire to be with a porn star. I'm looking for a meaningful relationship irl right now if you must know. Just figured it would be a fun ass thread to fuck around with.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Samuel Rodriguez
Plz clap....
William Smith
y'all just got trolled by the OP. damn.
William Baker
Jesus christ you desperate fuck, you literally have no fucking game at all.. just kill yourself now you will never have a gf anyway
Jaxon Smith
Yes this was bait. Congratulations.
-OP
Nathaniel Bell
You're young enough to believe this kid? lolwow
Jackson Torres
>damage control
Gavin Lewis
>please respond
Easton Edwards
Ah man, you never double text... let this be a lesson...
Joseph Davis
I watched that video. Her lips barely even got past the tip. You'd think after the amount of knob slobbing she's done she'd put more effort in. In the words of overload Trump - 'Sad'.
Landon Ross
>it was all a joke >feels the need to get serious for a moment to explain it was just a joke That user was right, get out of here while you still have this beautiful naivety.
Andrew Perez
Sorry op that's not really her. Its some 50 year old dude in mom's basement. If it was you would be crazy not to take her out. She would put out and sex is great. You can't be in a serious relationship with that kind of woman so only fun