Ask a satanist cult leader anything

Ask a satanist cult leader anything

> no fucking christians allowed. \m/

Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?

Tell me about Satan

You fat flaccid cunt.satan would tear the flesh from your flabby bitch body.halt satan

Are you fat?

why are you so fat?

There's nothing inherently Satanic about a chaos cross, I hate people using it as an "evil" symbol so frequently. If anything I would think saying that you're out of control of yourself would be counter productive seeing as Satanism generally focuses on your individual experience.

How close are you to the edge?

>why are you so fat?
>satanist cult leader

soo your "god" is one of gods fallen angels huh? why is your lore so fucked up?

Why do people like you ruin Satan's image?
He wants nothing more than humans to embrace their humanity. This edgy bullshit is and never was nor will be close to what we are actually like.

No cake for you nor your kind.

Are you trans?

Whats its it like playing dungeons and dragons?

40k?

What's your income?

Do you know you're just as retarded as Christians?

you do realise that, just like all the others, your religion is a total fairytale, right?

Gay, satan shall burn your soul for your faggotry

actually, according to satanism,
you are a weak person that needs to be destroyed.

so my question is:
how do you justify being so inferior and
still being so delusional to believe you are actually accepted in a darwinistic & anti-egalitarian movement, you fat beta faggot fuck?

You are in a cult.
Thats pretty gay and stupid
That is all.

Is that Chris chan's final form?

Can you and do you fuck the girls in your cult?

...

I'm not a Satanist myself but I've looked into it and real Satanism is actually relatively chill compared to what people seem to think just based on "Satan"

Best I could tell the basic tenants involve an attitude where you just focus on your own shit and let other people focus on their shit.

God is love, and God alone. Repent and you may yet be saved.

Exactly.
These kids do their edgy bullshit and ruin it for the rest of us.

There is no god, faggot

edgy, If there is no god then there is no satan.

how many levels of edge are you on?

Why are you retarded and have Skrillex's haircut?

As a person who believes in god enjoy getting buttfucked all the way through and having your eye socket fucked by satan when you go to hell

I bet you smell terrible

another white tattooed lump of shit

Shhhhh you think too much. Satanism is simply spooky hedonism for most of them, don't even bother trying to talk sense.

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as an atheist i can state enjoy your scam mate

this faggot works at Wal-Mart

What do you want to be when you grow up?

OP has fallen asleep.

If you killed everyone and then yourself would you go to heaven?

Are jews allowed?

You look as if you're sniffing your own armpits to check if you _really_ need to have a bath, I mean, you did take one last week so it wouldn't hurt to skip one more day, no-one would notice the smell.

God loves you op. And He wont't hurt you even.

Satan exploits you op. And he will forsake you, once you are no longer useful.

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Why don't Satanists believe in personal hygeine?

>these shitty threads again

One step closer it seems.
He may be about to break.

Who the fuck is this guy ?

For the arms of the wicked shall be broken, but the Lord upholds the righteous. Psalms 37:17

Are you mentally challenged?

>i came here to post this

Yes that's called atheisim. Where you grow up and realize that all these religious fairy tales are stupid.

There is no god
There is no devil

Just man and his deeds

good luck answering all these questions, OP

You are too ugly to be a cult leader. So I don't belive you. Also god isint real so neither is Satan.

hahaha "Cult leader" lier lier dick on fire. just because you and your mom live together dosent mean u count as a "Cult". haha. And by the beta fag looks u have i bet my soul that the leader of your "Cult" is your mom and you are her asslicking slave. HAHAHA

You look more like a fat pussy ass sjw than a satanic cult leader. Fucking permavirgin.

Why you are a giant faggot? Do you think you're cool? You're not.

Lose some weight tubby. FAT FAT FAT!

>Believing in Christianity

find jesus and get off Sup Forums you stupid ugly faggot

god have mercy on your souls....

Halt?? You retarded nigger!!

Use your magical powers to tell me the name of my first dog, faggoli

Fucking queer dyke

Satan isn't real.

yeah same, is he cool??

Gluttony is a sin

OP is actually cursing you all to edgelord-Satan for making fun of him you fool

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WOW, YOU'RE SO COOL!
I WISH I WERE YOU!
I WISH I COULD BE AS EDGY AS YOU!
BUT I'M TO MUCH OF A FAGGOT TO BE YOU!