"Here's your pizza user, extra cheese right? :'3"

>"Here's your pizza user, extra cheese right? :'3"
How do you respond?

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That's a shit tier looking pizza man.

Probably wouldn't eat it or let my kid eat it.

Sage because you're a faggot.

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It needs more cheese tho

>needs to go back in the oven for a bit.

"thanks, wanna go watch a movie and help me eat it?"


then hold her tight and pretend the world doesnt exist out there. pretend life is easy and keep her safe.

sdom
doms
omsd
mods

Thanks darling! Please finish your homework and wash your teeth after. Your mom will tuck you in bed.

cmon user, turn this into a wholesome thread. stop trying to derail.

Wow
She's cute AF

>pretend life is easy

You're going to make one shit protector.

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Thanks Maizzie. Have a seat.

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>"y-you too"

Come sit on daddy's lap

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this is why you wont have kids user. no woman would want to be with a creep like you.

What a weird start for a porno

mhhhh

pedophiles are generally good liars, user.
a life of deciet gains you experience

I would definitely show her praise and gratitude. Positive reinforcement is so important at that age.

"... Pizza? How didst thou gain ingress to mine domicile? I find thy presence both vexations and libidinous. Fig tree."

Give her the D with extra cheese :'3

yummy

a) that aint pizza thats some oven shit
b) all those toppings wont allow for extra cheese

w-whats going on here

"thankyou sweetheart, I hope you'll have some with me"

lucky for you im pedophobic

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that guy looks like his D would have a ton of cheese on it

fbi here dont do anything rash now

Do you not know who Gape Newell is?

You call that pizza
For shame little girl for shame

"Thank you sweetheart, you're a good kid."

When is my raid scheduled?

You’ve just been lying to the right people, no one is a good liar

which one are you? post your collection so I make sure

That doesn't make any sense.

You got heart, kid. When you get older, make sure you get a boyfriend who’ll treat you right, and make sure he’s white, like you. Once you’re older, you’ll understand why that’s for the best.

Where's the beef?

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in her pussy

Get the fuck outta here you fucking little blue eyed blond hair nazi.

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Just die

Someones probably fapping to this.....

Britfag living in Italy here. Serious question, I went to California recently and in 2 weeks tried maybe 3 pizzas. Each time they were like the one in this photo - barely cooked, processed, piled up with random toppings, soggy deep base, no thought on flavour combination.

Was I just unlucky or were all three pizzas I ate, as well as this photo, what Americans believe pizza is?

On a similar note, do you all really believe that breaded chicken with parmesan cheese is an Italian dish? Or spaghetti with meatballs?

whats wrong with that?

Found them

Assuming she's my daughter or something, I'd still eat some to support her; however, I'd be disappointed that my daughter thinks it's okay for olives to be on a pizza

You were unlucky. That pizza looks like shit.

At Wendy's

Nothing really. Its what I expect from Sup Forums Sup Forums. You do you.

I'm fapping to those digits

Yes, daughter. Now suck my dick!

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That pizza looks gross.
>backhand the little girl
>rip off her pants
>shove the pizza up through her ass and out her mouth
>sling her off my arm into the wall
>she flops down it like a sticky hand.
>post on Sup Forums

Fuck them before they can get pregnant.

Probably everyone. This is Sup Forums after all

Very unlucky ive had thousands of 'zas and none of them in my life have ever looked like that abomination

She hasn't even cut the pizza into slices yet. How am I supposed to eat it?

This is what's wrong with Sup Forums and why it is infested with edgy preteens.
This fucking mentality right here.
>we're Sup Forums we're all fucked up kiddy lovers

There's more decent fathers here than in church.

Get outta here Hansen. I got this! This shit is wholesome anyway, that's why you got replaced.

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What a lil Angel. Thanks sweetheart. After I'm done eating this wonderful pizza you made, I'll take you out to the toy store for a new toy, and then we can get some ice cream on the way home. Please go watch Sarah and Duck till I'm done, then we'll go. Thank you Angel.

> that emoji dialect
OP you're a colossal faggot

The days of epic cheese pizza threads and the battles in the comments are over.

why do people say Sup Forums is bad and mean this is very wholesome nice thread! love you all!

>This is what's wrong with Sup Forums
No Redditors and other internet groups moving-in is the problem. They don't get it.
>we're Sup Forums we're all fucked up kiddy lovers
That's about right but with more traps nowadays.
How long have you been here exactly?
Its an anonymous website. People can say what they are really thinking, (usually) without consequence.

hmmmmmm

Sup Forums user base has certainly shifted from joking about faggots to actual faggots.