I want you straight guys out there to know that if you passed out at a party with me...

I want you straight guys out there to know that if you passed out at a party with me. I would drag your unconscious body into the bathroom and shove my cock deep into that virgin hole and you wouldnt be able to stop me

That looks like a penis, only smaller.

>Virgin Hole
I'm safe then.

That shit only works if I don't know I objectively have a massive dick, sorry dicklet

Whatever makes you feel almost like a real man, darling.

What makes me feel like a real man is breeding that unconscious boypussy

not a problem, since i don't drink, do drugs or party where your kind hangs out

dont leave your drink unattended then

Couldn't you just pull my pants down and take pictures of my little dick next to yours?

why would i drink at a party? i'm there to have fun.

you drink literally no liquid? stupid fuck

thats not a dick thats a clit

That's hot

of course i drink liquid if i feel dehydrated. i ask for a glass of coke or water, drink it and return the glass to the bartender

Is that really your penis, bro?

You'll wake up with my cum leaking from your hole

yep

Post more?

I would let you do that right now. Come at me bro

I would like that dick in me, I'm pretty straight but that's a nice cock.

Can't. Camera caught fire an hour ago.

that's pretty gay bro

good boys, you know what youre made for

That wasnt me pussyboy. And you don't let someone rape you that's the fucking point.

hehe big benis :DD

you drink Coke when you're dehydrated flipnuts?

Yeah I saw that right before your picture. Oh well. I'm still going to jerk it to you. You're easily twice my size

>I have magic powers!
And just like that, you're going to explain how and why you can't timestamp a photo.
Typical woman.

But user, I would consent. You'd just have to take me out for a nice meal. Maybe somewhere like a Sushi place... even to a fast food place. Be polite and I'd easily let you fuck me.

why would i be polite when i could just take whats mine

If that were the case,half this crowd would pretend to pass out.

Also, when's the next time you'll be around the 813 area?

Because I don't drink a lot. It makes me feel bloated and ill.

sounds fun

Gay dick isn't choked with ratty pubes. This is bullshit

I'd fake it just so you would drag me in there, then at the moment you were ready to go would commence the beating you'd never fully recover from.

>posts pic of dick claiming its his
>reverse image search
>has been posted before
lol ok fag

Hmmm I'm straight but kinda curious for your cock

yeah people only post on Sup Forums once

this one is faggot
good, thats how it starts

I'd let you use me like a fucktoy whenever you fucking wanted

Rrly what's next?

Hey, your dick is on four separate porn sites.

Please... Fuck me Sir...

wow OP is just LARPing as a dude with a big dick.

Everyone at laugh at OP.

You know you wouldn't have to do that to me whilst unconscious. I have a fetish for being raped :I

Absolute liar.
That's original pic is from east London UK.
I know. I've met him.

Yeah, sure. Is that why when asked to post another photo your camera apparently caught fire. Get a life, it's so depressing that you're pretending to have a big dick just to feel good about your meaningless life.

Where did you meet him?

will post proof if this guy says who he is

Off a hookup site. Took a lot of persuading but finally met. His huge cock made me gag so bad.

Post proof. I know what the site was.
What site was it? 3 years ago...
I'm ready.

only met people off grindr before

shave your pubes then get back with me

Wrong answer.
Proof that pic is NOT OP.
Nice try

No reply
Further proof

Hahaha OP has left the building

hard to get completely hard holding 3 things in my hands but you're a lying faggot sorry mate

Rape me please

Say where you're from

lol, with those little bird wrists?

I literally just posted a timestamp
give me somewhere to contact you and we can talk about this futher, otherwise you're just some faggot who I messaged and never actually met.

Still won't say where

why would saying where make a difference what the fuck is wrong with you. making up stories about sucking my dick holy fuck

good boy
i only have to drag you into a side room

Now who's left the building

would u film raping me and post online?

Of course i would. You exist for my pleasure

you're not wrong daddy. im aching for that cock no lie.

post more faggot

i want you to know that the fbi monitors Sup Forums

Op is confirmed fagit

good thing that I'm likely not straight, nor guy, nor virgin

The only parties i go to with fags around are boot parties where we stomp fags out. All fags need to be beaten within an inch of their lives.

Even drunk af, I would beat the living shit out of your 4 chan faggot ass.

You sick fuck, I'm a dog and your saying if you put alcoholc in my dog bowl you'd fuck my butt...sick!

Do i need to be passed out?

Im in love..
Please fill my holes OP

Because you realize that nobody would ever do it willingly?

you're wellcome :)

I've taken XL horse dildos up my ass like they're sticks of butter you stupid autist. Try me.

I want to be OP's cum dump

i have aids so jokes on you

Have fun getting an STD from some random dude at a party. You fuckin idiot.

Since I don't drink (alcohol) and enjoy dick, you wouldn't have to wait. Just take me to a side room and fuck me.

Kik please OP x:

...

flat ass ho

Kik?

not an alcoholic sorry

...

I just asked that you fuckin mongoloid

Notice how you're only getting hate? Stop posting.

post nude

I could stop you

literally have had fantasys about this exact scenario, lol.

Kik?

I'd give in and take it

Jokes on you, this is my fetish.

>not knowing everybody already assumes this about you because youre a fag

I want your cock so bad.

Same, op add me on Kik plsssss, cyneko19

I get crazy drunk. Just don’t know when to stop..so this would likely be me this happens to. What’s to stop you filming yourself fucking my straight ass and using it as blackmail to do it any time you want?

If it was me I'd wake them up after I them up and lube their hole up real good and Jack them off while I fuck them to make sure they cum. That way they will be confused and won't be able to get hard for a girl anymore because they will remember a big cock going into their ass making them cum against their will.