REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Is that "blood" on her nose bandage just more of that sparkly shit from under her eyes?

If only that wastrue. #sadlife

yep i'm desperate as fuck

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if only

cool

mmm...sexy

Cool beans man

yea, no

nice

It didn't work last time but I'm hopeful

ayy

These never work...

Do I get to beat the shit out of her?

;-;

Bs

rolli polli

it is violence only if beaten by a nigga

ok

It's sad i'm replying because I have no other hope of her actually being interested

That'd be a fucking miracle.

sure okay.

Nice

I wonder how this shall work.
As I will definitely not meet any girls tomorrow. Not even by passing by.

Let it be someone good looking

But I don't want a girlfriend.

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as if

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would be nice

I'll take two, please

:(

Blessed thread

I really like her Anons, wtf I was sure to keep this real and wholesome. But this bitch would not be happy with it. She said I was pressuring her too much and that she wanted some more freedom and for me to learn to share. So I went out and had my part of the cake. FUCK IT, I had fun. I danced with some girls but didn’t do anything beside that. Left her alone all night to do wathever she fucking wanted and now she’s angry. WTF

Like WTF is women’s problem. This always happens and then I end up getting bored of their shit.

genius

>hope it workes xDD

I am cursed to forever wander this earth and search of somebody like youuuu

Prove it

lets go, i'm sad

haha for sure

desperate as fuck

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I have nothing to lose at this point

:-/

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Roolin

There is no chance that this will work but I am doing this so thread is staying alive

gib

roll

gimme

plz OP, gimme GF

i hope it works for a boyfriend

thank for gf

lol no

Help me plz

gl with that miracle

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who needs gf when there is /gif

I mean, the one I want is in Ukraine, so... not very likely.

If even for one day

fakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefakefake

the only hope is in mems magic

Pssss, might as well try

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Here goes nothing...

efgtysv

Okk

Wont lose anything

Please

no i wont

I can always hope

doubt it m9

ok

sureeee...

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This better be true faggot

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you never know...

gIBS ME TATS

Bam

To this thread

lmfao

bean

This is bullshit, but I believe it

next time swallow bitch!

bless

haha yes

xd

ok

Kek

well, lets try it

i dtn beleve u fren

Don't mind of I do

k

Can't hurt to try

here comes nothing