RANGERS @ ASTROS Game 1

Cashner v McCullers

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THE BATTLE FOR TEXAS

FIRST FOR RICE OWLS

Rice will win 6 games this season.

Rangers can't hit for shit lets get out of the slump here

This is it.

He is literally gonna get 15 Ks

RAGS

>rags

>no no-hitter

nice, I guess Napoli can be DFA another day

I thank God every day that I was born in Dallas and not some shithole like Houston.

retarded send

reminder that the rangers are a more storied franchise than the lamestros

At least he's pitching inside unlike that scrub Darvish!

mfw rags trying to shitpost
mfw not from the dumpster fire city of dallas

Houston is legitimately the worst city in this state. I'd rather live in austin

depends on your definition of city desu

this state is full of shit

that was the luckiest fucking inning ever

>anywhere but the hill country being the best area of Texas
Y'all need to get your brains checked

For me, it's Big Bend

How do >rags fans feel about rougned odor?

For me, it's the Panhandle.

he's /ourguy/ but he needs to stop swinging at junk

>booing Carlos Gomez
There's hope for our fanbase after all

> Reddick

Reddick's one of those players that's gonna drop-off hard for y'all.

>he's /ourguy/

>dat chocolate goddess

Of course rags fans call him and his kin their guy . They love that "touch" sports.yahoo.com/news/sources-rangers-prospects-questioned-for-allegedly-sexually-hazing-underage-teammate-210055315.html

Odor please just have a good atbat

>mfw >ragsfags will defend this

lmao Springer

>DISASTROS

>asstros

Odor straight up groped Napoli's butt after that
Is he still /y'all'sguy/?

MMP looks like much less of a cavern when the roof is open

fuggg, coulda got more

>Andrus in charge of baserunning

>with current Mazara at the plate

probably not

mfw the Asstros have a better record against the other 28 teams in the league but go 4-15 against >us and lose the division again

*cringe*

>gallo

>proud of only being able to beat one team

yeah cashner's gonna get btfo here pretty soon

How's Gurriel been? Wasn't he pretty shit last year?

Cashner owns your shit team

Yeah but he's far more comfortable this year. Hitting .400+ and been putting together consistently great ABs. I hated him last year, but he's a big plus this season.

>This is the future of the Houston Astros franchise

>implying he's anything more than a Quintana/Archer/Santana/Hellickson trade piece

I thought Memecroy was supposed to be a good pitch framer

The Angels will bootyblast both these teams when Skaggs and Richards come back

the misspelling is actually pretty appropriate given the cringe aggy terminology

McCullers about to settle in

Can't spell if you'r a faggie.

GIDP please

>when Skaggs and Richards come back

Dang that was a nice play

?

youtube.com/watch?v=popE_l5GbLA

@1:06...Never forget.

S P R I N G L E
S I N G L E

Goodness gracious that bunt attempt was awful

G A L L O

welp

Whoo boy here we go

2 Astros have been hit already. Napoli needs to stop being such a faggot.
Also,
>bannister first out of the dugout
Disgraceful

thats the rags for ya . odor a take out artist , then gets pissed at bautista for that take out slide a while back

>implying you got pegged intentionally from getting knicked in the elbow while crowding the plate

Doug Brochail's entire philosophy is literally pitch inside

Also Banister

Why is everyone on Reddit such fucking pussies

>muh civilized environment

Reddit mods are more autustic then anyone on this board

...

How come all houston anything fans are literally fucking retarded?

>crapoli
ALL MY KEKS

this isn't what this team needed imo...

because muh upvotes pls no bully . either one of these teams anons want to shit talk so be it . The teams will do the backing up in the end

why do rags like touching young prospect penor ?

Cashner is about to have an aneurism, kek

Wait did the Astros think Cashner threw at those guys intentionally? Lol he just sucks

2-1 faggot.

Literally everyone in Houston is a sports illiterate.

>ALL
>THIS
>SALT
If you're so much better, and in possession of the lead, why are you this upset?

>be joey gallo
>3 balls and no strikes
>strike out looking
You CANNOT make this up

NOW WHIFF IT

most of this is pretty weak banter desu

reddit is thataway

but we already established that >ragsfags are redditeers

The same city who's pitcher thought Correa was being thrown at also thinks Watson was a good pick.
It all makes sense now.

spotted the redditor

he absolutely blows HOW does he have the lead

shit defense

>rags in charge of fielding

HERE WE GO BOYS

>RAGS

wow he actually held on to it

FIRE UP THAT TRAIN Y'ALL

>rags

...

>hit the ball softer than intended
>get a better result because of it

Baseball is a cruel cruel game

>RAGS

The bullying stops NOW

and then that happens lol

>rags
HAHAHA

Get f u c c e d

>rags