Cashner v McCullers
RANGERS @ ASTROS Game 1
THE BATTLE FOR TEXAS
FIRST FOR RICE OWLS
Rice will win 6 games this season.
Rangers can't hit for shit lets get out of the slump here
This is it.
He is literally gonna get 15 Ks
RAGS
>rags
>no no-hitter
nice, I guess Napoli can be DFA another day
I thank God every day that I was born in Dallas and not some shithole like Houston.
retarded send
reminder that the rangers are a more storied franchise than the lamestros
At least he's pitching inside unlike that scrub Darvish!
mfw rags trying to shitpost
mfw not from the dumpster fire city of dallas
Houston is legitimately the worst city in this state. I'd rather live in austin
depends on your definition of city desu
this state is full of shit
that was the luckiest fucking inning ever
>anywhere but the hill country being the best area of Texas
Y'all need to get your brains checked
For me, it's Big Bend
How do >rags fans feel about rougned odor?
For me, it's the Panhandle.
he's /ourguy/ but he needs to stop swinging at junk
>booing Carlos Gomez
There's hope for our fanbase after all
> Reddick
Reddick's one of those players that's gonna drop-off hard for y'all.
>he's /ourguy/
>dat chocolate goddess
Of course rags fans call him and his kin their guy . They love that "touch" sports.yahoo.com
Odor please just have a good atbat
>mfw >ragsfags will defend this
lmao Springer
>DISASTROS
>asstros
Odor straight up groped Napoli's butt after that
Is he still /y'all'sguy/?
MMP looks like much less of a cavern when the roof is open
fuggg, coulda got more
>Andrus in charge of baserunning
>with current Mazara at the plate
probably not
mfw the Asstros have a better record against the other 28 teams in the league but go 4-15 against >us and lose the division again
*cringe*
>gallo
>proud of only being able to beat one team
yeah cashner's gonna get btfo here pretty soon
How's Gurriel been? Wasn't he pretty shit last year?
Cashner owns your shit team
Yeah but he's far more comfortable this year. Hitting .400+ and been putting together consistently great ABs. I hated him last year, but he's a big plus this season.
>This is the future of the Houston Astros franchise
>implying he's anything more than a Quintana/Archer/Santana/Hellickson trade piece
I thought Memecroy was supposed to be a good pitch framer
The Angels will bootyblast both these teams when Skaggs and Richards come back
the misspelling is actually pretty appropriate given the cringe aggy terminology
McCullers about to settle in
Can't spell if you'r a faggie.
GIDP please
>when Skaggs and Richards come back
Dang that was a nice play
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youtube.com
@1:06...Never forget.
S P R I N G L E
S I N G L E
Goodness gracious that bunt attempt was awful
G A L L O
welp
Whoo boy here we go
2 Astros have been hit already. Napoli needs to stop being such a faggot.
Also,
>bannister first out of the dugout
Disgraceful
thats the rags for ya . odor a take out artist , then gets pissed at bautista for that take out slide a while back
>implying you got pegged intentionally from getting knicked in the elbow while crowding the plate
Doug Brochail's entire philosophy is literally pitch inside
Also Banister
Why is everyone on Reddit such fucking pussies
>muh civilized environment
Reddit mods are more autustic then anyone on this board
...
How come all houston anything fans are literally fucking retarded?
>crapoli
ALL MY KEKS
this isn't what this team needed imo...
because muh upvotes pls no bully . either one of these teams anons want to shit talk so be it . The teams will do the backing up in the end
why do rags like touching young prospect penor ?
Cashner is about to have an aneurism, kek
Wait did the Astros think Cashner threw at those guys intentionally? Lol he just sucks
2-1 faggot.
Literally everyone in Houston is a sports illiterate.
>ALL
>THIS
>SALT
If you're so much better, and in possession of the lead, why are you this upset?
>be joey gallo
>3 balls and no strikes
>strike out looking
You CANNOT make this up
NOW WHIFF IT
most of this is pretty weak banter desu
reddit is thataway
but we already established that >ragsfags are redditeers
The same city who's pitcher thought Correa was being thrown at also thinks Watson was a good pick.
It all makes sense now.
spotted the redditor
he absolutely blows HOW does he have the lead
shit defense
>rags in charge of fielding
HERE WE GO BOYS
>RAGS
wow he actually held on to it
FIRE UP THAT TRAIN Y'ALL
>rags
...
>hit the ball softer than intended
>get a better result because of it
Baseball is a cruel cruel game
>RAGS
The bullying stops NOW
and then that happens lol
>rags
HAHAHA
Get f u c c e d
>rags