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we discuss Star Trek

who would you cast if they remade TNG/DS9/etc

who do you think the Emperor of the Terran Empire is in STD? is it Georgiou or Sato?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt as Troi
Alison Brie as Crusher
Jeff Goldblum or Matthew McConnaghey as Q

Yay star trek

>puts on my star trek hat and t shirt

I cant decide on who i think it might be. I do believe that discovery is the prelude to section 31 though. It explains alot imo.

They should never remake them

I would like to see the JJ Abrams Star Trek movies cross over with TNG and DS9. Star Trek is about using diversity to overcome challenges, except Star Trek Beyond was about Chris Pine riding a motorcycle in space to classic rock music. I think the next Abramsverse movie should be a TNG episode- literally

How could they achieve bringing Abramsverse with Roddenberry verse? With out completely making up even more bull shit? Beyond is a ok film but a true star trek film it isn't the new films its all about action action action not like the old films with Picard and kirk where morals were the story.

On a side nt i refuse to pay anything towards the new series or films after what they did to axanar! Fuckng wankers

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I almost cried when they stopped this masterpiece :(

They are killing fags on STD now, so I suddenly love it.

Keep JewJew Abrams the fuck away from any kind of media, period.

I like the show i just imagine its not actually star trek then and only then i can watch it and enjoy it

All characters are the same but I'm number one and it's more of a porno

He is a good producer though he is amazing at action movies not thought provoking moral dilemmas or where diversity overcomes adversity

Neither Georgiou nor Sato. Asian chicks can't lead.

Maybe Sulu?

Trump as Different Timeline Kirk.

simple- the Abramsverse Enterprise finds the 1701-D in a temporal anomaly. the D crew are frozen in time, the Abramsverse crew have to figure out the temporal anomaly to save them. the D has holoprograms of the TNG, TOS, and DS9 crew who can help figure out the anomaly. just like an episode of TNG, but with more unnecessary action sequences, and at least one scene of female crew member changing clothes for no apparent reason

wtf is even star strek

Ok yes i hadn't considered that turn of events. Or maybe an episode where it ends with like riker closing the holodeck and walking out just like in enterprise that would be a nice homage.

I think george should be emperor but not playing sulu

Star Trek is a science fiction series set a few hundred years in the future. it is about using diversity to overcome challenges (the exceptions are Star Trek Beyond and Star Trek Voyager)

the rank of Star Trek series, best to worst, is

TNG
TOS
DS9
STD
Enterprise
The Orville
Andromeda
Babylon 5
Battlestar Galactica
Voyager

GTFO

But voyager does pose moral challenges and questions

Wait u have the Orville andromeda bb5 and BSG on the same list as star trek series? I am horrified

why not just watch starwars like others?

I think STD will make the Emperor a character from one of the other series, to tie it into one of those series

voyager was mostly about close ups of 7s boobs and butt. the challenges were overcome by ignoring the prime directive every other episode, or in the episodes where the prime directive matter challenges were overcome with stolen borg tech

>is it Georgiou or Sato?
Neither. It's one of the fags, because it's always the ship's crew populating the entire fucking alternate universe's most prominent positions, because sci-fi writers are shit.

Where would you put discovery?

i'm making a joke that non-Star Trek series were more Star Trek than Voyager. i forgot to add Buck Rogers to the list

i put Discovery (STD) after DS9

Star Trek? Is that where there's like a furry alien and some green dude, Kermit? Is pic related from Star Trek?

to be fair andromeda "was" a star trek series bevor the decide to change it cause the lag of popularity.
the fallen comenwels was the federation. ( sorry for my english) andromeda an andwanced enterprise the "warrior guy" original a klingon ..

Seven of Nine is the hottest Trek female to date. I used to be partial to Jadzia Dax, until I watched Voyager.

While its hard to deny that voyager was seven porn it did have some good episodes and its still high on my list of favs out of all sci fi

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Oh right sorry i don't always understand written subtle jokes :/

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10/10 list, fuck voyager

I hate janeway with unbirdled passion from the deepest depths of my soul, fucking arrogant cunt.

are people just trolling or serious when they act like anything other than the original series is worth watching?

let's add favorite episodes as a topic
(I also forgot to add Farscape to the list)

favorite episodes:
Darmok
Inner Light
Carbon Creek
Past Tense
the two part Mirror Universe from Enterprise
the first two seasons of TOS

agreed, although Jolene Blalock and Marina Sirtis were really hot back in their day

Didnt know that i liked adrom hates BSG. And BB5

Thats photo shopped

Ezry dax best dax

Ahhaah gooooo george!

WTF
SRSLY

no shit

very true, sir.

1. Jeri Ryan (Seven)
2. Jolene Blalock (T'pol)
3. Terry Farrell (Dax)
4. Marina Sirtis

Temba, his arms wide

forgot Jolene :)

Every time i see that gif all i can hear is OH MYY

actual list:
TNG Season 4
DS9 Season 4-6
rest of TNG
rest of DS9
STD
VOY
Orville

discard list:
TOS, ENT

TNG >>>>>> TOS

Oh i dont choose episodes. Last season of ds9 was my fav season of a series. And last 2 episodes of voyager stand out for me but i liked most of voyager. As for all the others i have no preference il watch the shittist or the best and id just be happy to watch.

They should remake TNG but replace all the actors with niggers and women.

what episode is this?!

watch DS9 and TNG man. They're the best.

but its not fun to watch or even interesting, they take themselves really seriously and its a cringefest?

Andromeda was created by Roddenberry, it is the most Star Trek of the non-Star Trek series after The Orville. i'm watching the first season on amazon prime, it's a fun show

i wish they had given Dax a few solo episodes.
Face of the Enemy was a Troi solo episode, and it was awesome

Darmok is one of the best episodes in any series, imo. TNG had a lot of great episodes, when the cast started writing and directing late in the series they had some awesome episodes. DS9 had great episodes and great story arcs, but some of their better story arcs were five or six episodes

> T'pol and Ezri.. Scissoring.
If I only had a holodeck.

Orville isnt star trek. But i agree it deserves to be there

honestly couldn't even get through an episode, its like they're nothing like the original and horrible to watch

I seriously wonder who is behind this post...

The one where the doctor tit fucks 7 with his holographic penis, which is 10 inches long and black.

>They should remake

No, they shouldnt, they need to come up with something new and original.

This remake shit needs to stop.

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What do u guys think to what they did to this masterpiece?

They're definitely different, you're right. But after watching all of the series, I think that Patrick Stewart makes the absolute best captain in all of Star Trek.

It takes some time to get used to, though. Give it a season to develop. You won't be disappointed.

>domina Seven and submissive Ezri doing kinky shit
Me too user, me too.

Only watched TNG. Favorite episodes are:
>Yesterday's Enterprise
>The Best of Both Worlds 1 & 2
>Parallels
>The Game
>Cause and Effect
>The First Duty

>touching DS9
Fuck no.

Also, the emperor is obviously either Michael or Lorca with the other being an accomplice. They wouldn't give both their mirror counterparts a reason to be off screen and have the emperor be faceless AND have the warnings about not going to the palace.

Watch, Michael's gonna drag Lorca into the emperor's palace, the thrones gonna turn around and Lorca's gonna congratulate her for capturing him. Could even be an end of season cliffhanger.

What am I supposed to do with all these bitches and niggers?

I guess we have different tastes

Star Trek Discovery is shit so new and original isn't exactly helping either.

i am the creepiest, oldest, and neckestbeard of creepy old neckbeards

Carbon Creek from season 2 of Ent, and season 4 were really good. in season 4 they started getting good writers, but it was too late to save the series. the first two seasons mostly sucked, after Roddenberry passed away they had entire episodes of Jolene Blalock taking a shower. which is great television, but not really Star Trek

TOS is awesome, it was so far ahead of its time. the netflix documentary Chaos on the Bridge gives a history of Star Trek and its impact on popular culture and science- a generation of scientists was inspired by TOS

Did not expect that, i thought that might be a young weeman at first.

Steve Carrell as Q or Data

Its not even on TV, doesnt count

I havent seen it yet myself honestly

As data but acted like Michael scott

Down load it and play it on the tv then its on the tv ... Simple

those are all great episodes, agreed. Quentin Tarrentino said he is using Yesterday's Enterprise as inspiration for the r-rated Abramsverse movie he's writing. as long as he doesn't cross it over with Pulp Fiction i think it'll be good

i hadn't thought of that. if Michael or Lorca have to kill their counterpart it would fit with the dark theme of the series

nice. I would have picked the guy from Baby Driver as Data, but Steve Carrell is better

Sophie Turner as Riker- she's very tall, and she has magnificent facial hair

If it was so far ahead of its time why the hell is it such a fucking pain in the ass to watch?

"a generation of scientists was inspired by TOS"
>muh flipfone
IDGAF

It's an antiquated piece of shit that was low budget even for its time. Star Trek only started being enjoyable with TNG.

Is the refit/A the best looking starship of any science fiction?

I think so.

> Sophie Turner as Riker- she's very tall, and she has magnificent facial hair

I haven't laughed like that i gd while

Not the point at all chief

i agree. not even close, imo

GoT has great actors, if my dream Abramsverse/TNG movie were made it would be cool to see some of them

Daniel Radcliffe or Tom Felton as Picard
John Boyega as LaForge
Maisie Williams as Wesley
Kit Harrington as Shran
Lena Headey as Borg Queen

You saying all midgets look the same?

Racist.

I know but eventually i hope it will make the tv channels again. Im probably living in hope though but like ive said i refuse to pay anything into paramount or CBS

I lol'd also

I dunno what it is about her, she just does nothing for me. Shes not ugly, she has a nice body, and i have a thing for redheads, but theres just something off about her and i cant quite put my finger on it.

Midgets are not a race haha

>harry potter as picard

You can get the fuck right out

Yes they are they're all the same color.

Eddie Murphy as everyone

>fundit.mov

Id watch it

>old
That explains it. You'd have to be senile to rank STD that highly when it's so obviously a blatant rights grab that rapes the lore.

>Mistah Crusha - set a course for the edge of the neutral zone, while I set a course fo the bathroom
>*fart sound*
>Engage
>*fart sound*
>Hoo boy cap'n I think mah bowels have engaged
>*fart sound*

Patrick Stewart as Picard, because... He's fucking Captain Picard. Been Browder to replace Jonathan Frakes as no. 1. Troi would be Sasha Gray. Geordie LaForge would be played by Idris Elba. Nobody else matters.

i'm living large on social security, young user

Jennifer Lawrence as Janeway
Lucie Wilde as 7
Taylor Lautner as Chakotay
Millie Bobby Brown as Kes (the temporal shift Kes, not the annoying one from the first few seasons)

There's like 248 episodes of TNG on Netflix for anyone to watch anytime they want. No reason for a remake.

It's more Trek than Discovery. Having Bannon Braga makes a big difference.

BTW, RedLettterMedia just dropped reView that goes into the whole STD vs ORV vs STNG analysis.

There'l like only one black guy on TNG though, and he's not even in a relationship with a white girl, oy vey.

You all need to stop with this remake talk shit. TNG isnt even that old, if they wanted to redo TNG they could get all the original fucking cast if they wanted to and do like a TNG the later years.

Fuck sake

You fools you have it all wrong. If remade the new cast would be exclusively female... obviously.

Non-white females*

Check your privelage their user

The first seasons for most Trek series are weak, especially STNG.