Roast me

[Chase Phillips]

Roast me

[Jaxon Sullivan]

You look like an upstanding gentleman

[Xavier Gray]

You look like a nice person, I'll like to be your friend

[James Davis]

id fuck you

[Kevin Baker]

I can't think of a reason why.

[Jayden Phillips]

i like your hair. Very well done my friend very well done

[William Gray]

You're a fat, disgusting hambeast that's everything wrong with American culture

[Gavin Baker]

You appear to be a highly intelligent person with impeccable grooming and hygiene

[Jack Young]

Just make some exercise (noting too fancy, maybe a 45 minute walk) eat well and that's it...there is nothing to roast about you OP

[Kayden Brooks]

get the fuck out of here how can you say that to a Sup Forumsrother

[Chase James]

you look like that kid russel from up... I LIKE THAT KID RUSSEL FROM UP... he's cute!

[William Ortiz]

You sir are a poopy-head!

[Andrew Sanders]

I don't think I can make a fire big enough to roast you

[Mason Foster]

Yay! A Russel thread!!!

[Landon Stewart]

He's too cool to burn the fire would just go out

[Robert Reed]

Hell no! We all will get cancer

[Lucas Nelson]

Damn bro
I bet your dick is huge

Care to fuck my girlfriend? you can do me too if you'd like

[Luke Flores]

get in line

[Josiah Jackson]

You probably aren't even smart enough to successfully kill yourself

[Jack Ortiz]

All I can say OP is that you're one cool cat!

[Xavier Davis]

I think life roasted you enough already

[Josiah Robinson]

no. i dont have enough fuel

[Jackson Reed]

You have the rugged good looks of an action hero!

[Jeremiah Miller]

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