I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body...

I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

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death?

>found a monkey

fuck bant and fuck u too

Give him to someone that can properly take care of it. Monkeys aren't pets.

fuck you son of basterd bich!

We don't want or need foreign scum fucking up this board.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH??????????

Eat it.
Also "found a monkey on the street".
Wrong board fat, try /bant/

>places head through hole in table
>cracks open skull
>enjoy fresh moink brains

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM YOU DAUGHTER OF A BITCH BASTARD???????

how about i blast your skull straight off your shoulders with my .357 hand cannon?

It's the only way

>foreigner
>has gun
Pick one.

you guys touch my monkey and i'll blow your skull right off your body with my hand cannon

>Man: Oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
Woman: Tell you what? Man: Oh, yeah.
Woman: Ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
Man: Ah, here?
Woman 2: Hey, what's the monkey?
Man: This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
Woman: Will it bite?
Man: Yeah... Y.No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't
bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now.
Woman: 'kay? Does it like that?
Man: Ye-ah ha ha.
Woman: Like, right like, oh, right there?
Woman 2: Like?
Man: Yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
Woman: Uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
Man: I have something else I want you to do for me

By definition a hand cannon cannot be in .357 caliber.

I'LL SEND YA STRAIGHT TO HELL, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE!
Woman: Ohhhhhhhohhh.
Woman 2: Yeah, come here, you little shit.
Man: I been... I been.I been so bad. I, I been so bad.I, I been so bad I, I want you
to put me on the wheel. I want you to put me on the wheel. Uh, no, uh, put me on the
wheel. Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah,
all right. Now spank me!
Woman: Like that?
Woman 2: Oh!
Man: Yeah.
Woman: Like that?
Man: A little harder. Harder
Woman 2: Uh... uh... uh
Man: Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right!
Woman 2: Look at that flesh fly!
Woman: My god!
Man: I want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now!
Woman: Ready?
Man: Spin it! Yes, I'm ready!
Woman: Around like this?
Man: Yes!
Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster.
Man: Yes! Yes! Spin it now! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Woman 2: Faster, faster, faster.
Woman: You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel? I'm jumpin' on! Here I go!
Women: Oh, wheeee!
Woman: Go! Whoo! Look at all that hair fly!
Woman 2: Faster, yeah.
Man: No!
Woman: It's so good!
Man: Stop it! Stop it, I'm gonna...
Woman: He's swinging on my pubicles.
Man: I'm gonna puke. Stop, I'm gonna...
Woman 2: Here, I'll save you.
Man: I don't care, I'm dizzy.
Woman: A hahahahaha.
Man: I'm too dizzy! Stop!
Woman: Oh, good!
Man: Stop, I'm gonna puke! No.(coughs and vomits) Oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh.

i'll KILL you SON OF BASTERD BICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HM has the perfect shirt for your new friend op

KING OF JUNGLE

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Arent you the coolest monkey in the jungle