They are portals! Don't say you weren't warned!

They are portals! Don't say you weren't warned!

If they take me off this planet then I am off to find one

yeah I'd be kind of curious to see where they go

Please don't come here. Your kind is annoying.

I promise to be good

Just don't break anything then. Good luck though, I don't know what manages the stair placement but it's awful.

Let me pack my shit so I can leave this place then, do you have electricity? I'd still like to game even if it's just my handhelds

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How pretentious. Now I'll just do it out of spite

if i cum onto the steps would me cum be transported to another dimension? if so id totally shower cum into whatever realm those stairs lead to

>Your kind is annoying

Well fuck you and your nigger outer realm kind

You know that motive means you won't leave, right?

Blame the guy above. We get them alot.

Do I go up them or down?

Yeah I see why you would hate us :/
But I will be good.

Why
We don't shower cum on your door, why would you do that?

Sure user, just find it first.

But I fuck so good

Correction: YOU are annoying. Start a shit thread fresh from paranoia incarnate /x/ and expect us to share in your bullshit? Fuckk off, Simpleton.

fuck you fag. this is now a stacking doggo thread

Wiseau Films logo

Opening credits play against generic footage of Johnny stalking about San Francisco

Exterior shot of Johnny’s car pulling up outside his house

Johnny enters the living room

Johnny: Hi babe! I have something for you.

Lisa: What is it?

Johnny: Just a little something.

Gosh, and here I thought that was just a sculpture...

In the unlikelihood I ever come across a portal/wormhole I'm jumping through that bitch no questions asked.

go to /x/
This was a creepy pasta from reddit that some guy used to sell a book.

this guy has the idea, lets go and throw bags of shit into the stairs

fuck you aliens, got you now