Daily reminder:

Daily reminder:

When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex.
Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities .
It was over before it even began.

Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about

Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.

THIS WILL NEVER BE YOU
ITS OVER

Wow, thx for the reminder asshole

and now ALL OF THEIR WIVES HAVE CHEATED ON THEM because they took the easy whores and someone YOUNGER and COOLER came along.
good riddance.

Shit like this fueled my desire to shoot schools

When I was 15 I did play a lot of Vidya and watch a lot of porn. Was fairly attractive, definitely not ugly. People in school weren't super fond of me at that age, eventually I became cool. Spent a ton of time on my computer back then, don't regret a damn thing because now I'm most definitely smarter than you OP.
I've been having sex since I was 14 though. So suck my dick, faggot. Hurr Durr I'm Alpha because I've been having sex 1 year before you started.
Kys

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but we could enjoy memes

OP, stop making this thread, it's repetitive

when I was 15 I was already in college so it really doesn't bother me

> trusting women for anything but sex
> thinking that the social equivalent of high school musical is the norm

Guys, porn and vidya ruined your life.

Welp, now those losers have kids and im here, fcking all the women

>daily reminder
>jocks and pussy
>browses Sup Forums
So which one failed at life again?

This

reported

hey feds

just wanted to say you ruined the internet way before Ajit Pai

fuck you

xoxo

>acne removal surgery
>BuzzFeed
>prostate massager
>Fedora

TOP FUCKING KEK
a weapon to surpass the metal gear

You have mentioned the stars twice in two paragraphs.

I'm calling it right now, you're a Carl Sagan fan.

Good luck with life bro it could get better if you could do what makes you happy but it sounds like you would rather project your own insecurities on us.

>those bookmarks

I admire your commitment

i mean

i got laid waaaaay more in highschool than i do now, so...

Nope done all of that and two actual 15 yr old virgins having sex isn't as hot as you want to think it is you self hating faggot

I love this pasta

I was watching porn, playing videogames, and having sex, without giving myself permanent brain damage.
Though that was the mid 2000s, I dunno how teens get laid now with all the sjw teens.

Because sjws are basically a fringe internet thing that 99% of people have never even heard of

Actually it was the opposite for me. Behind the auditorium in the stairwell. All the girls where doing it. Now at 36 I have to get in line and pay like everyone else

At 15 i was playing games and doing sports
Had my first bj at 15 and sex at 16
OP is braindead or what ? You can do all of them

this post was made by a 19 year old who still hasnt moved on from high school and still lives in his hometown cause he didnt make it to a college football team, fucking end it mate.

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Adult relationships are far superior. I had both.

t. level 31

a classic

>this post was made by a 19 year old
No.
This post was made by a spambot like 80% of all threads on /cancer/

You just tell them you support Bernie and minorities deserve free college

Maybe this is why dating now hasn't gone well for me, I can't stand spouting the bullshit women want to hear.

Former jock here. Literally nothing in your post is true and i get that it's bait for the fedoralords. The girls that do attend high school are too caught up in their phones to have a half decent conversation with you and they are so disinteresting to talk to anyway that you're better off whacking it to kelly brook and saving 100 bucks. Women as you knew are dead and trying to guilt trip people here into thinking they aren't is just plain cruel. Playing sports also comes down to who you know more than who you are. If you let the coach stick his hand down your pants for a roster spot than you have a better chance of Suzie possibly maybe blowing you before she has to stop and check twitter to see what Kim Kardashian ate for supper. Also stop spamming this shit. Your post reads like a 60s leave it to beaver fantasy. Get with the times DOC brown

ok, cool

Yeah the best trick is just avoid the generic "Sarah/Brittney" type of girls who have zero personality. Find a girl that is great based off their individual characteristic, and the physical attraction will come naturally.

Fucking truth... I was overweight and a little socially awkward during middle/high school. I remember sitting next to beautiful girls in class that would stretch their legs and play footsie with another guy's cock in 7th grade.
I wish I could say some of these girls ended up being whores or druggies... nope. They remained beautiful, married handsome men, have beautiful children, and have beautiful homes, and have money.
I lost weight, luckily ended up looking very "cute" for about 5 years during my 20s and dated/fucked a lot, but then ended up gaining weight again, everything went to shit. I'm, again, socially awkward and haven't been laid in 2 years. Fuck you, OP, for the reminder.

>when you peak in high school and reminiscing is the only thing keeping away the crippling depression of your failed life

kewl trips freindo

Ya gonna need a bigger bait

Partially true.

When you're a beta nerd male, a lot of experiences life takes for granted just pass you by. Throwing the winning touchdown pass, taking your best girl to prom, attending cool parties etc. I never got to do those things and now I never will.

However, there's a flip side. Most of my beta friend dorks now have extremely well paid careers in tech. Most of the alpha stud athletes I knew are now unemployed, out of shape and angry.

It doesn't make me happy. It actually kind of makes me sad. Being king of the social scene in high school is a poisoned chalice. The most boring, blend-in, background filler kids who you barely knew were there are now having the best lives.

Does anyone else think these threads are made by either bitter tumbletards or ruskie shills? I can't decide which is more deplorable at this point

You're right, but this is not the end of the world.
Those "jocks" were merely lucky due to their place in the genetic lottery and family they were born to, and that's all. Everyone needs to make their own circumstances, but those two things determine how much work they need to put in, especially in their teenage years.

And some of us have deemed that work as totally unnecessary. Why should we 'want' to do that? Life can be a big, bag of warm piss regardless of those things, so why should it matter that we were fucking or not at age 15?

In other words, go fuck yourself. Life is what you make it, and while I can admit that this was an important thing to me when I was a "lonely teenager", it's definitely not important to me now.

Kek
This

Hello friends I'm new here :D who is op and why is he a faggot ? :O

Christian, along with ultrafaggots such as American performer Tom Moore and Brazilian performer Alex Victor, took away the "everyman" aspect of shemale porn. No longer could the average viewer insert himself, so to speak, into the role of the "shocked but somewhat aroused man discovering that the woman of his dreams wasn't quite who he thought she was". No longer can a man watch professional, American shemale porn and discover the "mystique" that was once magnificently alluring in films from the past.

All the average viewer has to look forward to these days, is a bald, goofy-looking douchebag with a pathetic body from not doing proper lifting exercises, fucking shemales with the same, measured, uncharismatic strokes (and don't even get me started on his abhorrent "acting") while he resembles that albino freak from the show Banshee.

Have I mentioned how dismal he is when playing the submissive role? God forbid he let an aroused, endowed transsexual go to town and rip up his ass like they might a smaller, more normal-looking man being coerced or "forced" to take that role. Nooooo. It's the same, robotic, measured strokes once again as he lies there with that same, terminally-stupid look on his terminally-stupid face.

The only possible way Christian could even come close to redeeming himself for ruining American shemale porn for ever, is to douse himself in paraffin, set himself alight and dance the Watusi for five minutes screaming while the camera focuses solely on him. Yeah. That might go some way towards redemption.

Feels thread?

>fedora vs trilby
My fucking sides

>age 15
>watching porn
i mean, you could fit like 3 .jpgs on a floppy disc but...

yes...

lmao

Is this a cringe thread? Because if so i've already lost

> the I'm 27 and been fucking more teenage girls than I ever did at school.

14-16 is best age and I'm glad i do it now than when I was an unfit skinny non-lifting phaggot that wouldn't know a girls clit from her tit

> pic is 15 yo that I'm seeing

I played football in high school, only nobody attended games because nobody cares about school footy where I live.

Who the fuck wants to have sex as an underdeveloped child with another underdeveloped child?

Enjoy your immature 'sexual' relationship, I'm sure that curveless spine is really attracted to your limp muscles and pencil dick.

bump

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Where do you live? Africa?

dating a 15 yr old isnt an accomplishment you child molester

Nice gymnastics there

Reminder to OP: When you were 15, enjoying your two a day manpiles you called practice, people with significantly brighter futures were just doing other things. Some were tending to academics, preparing themselves for actual careers while you were busy peaking at 17.

That one day a week you ran around on a field chasing balls like a fucking golden retreiver? well your girlfriend was likely sucking my cock in the parking lot.

The fact you frame things with phrases like "handsome jock" or "jock friends" tells us is you really prefer the company of your sweaty buddies.

Sneaking out to lie with your gf.. yeah I did that, with your gf though. Hope you enjoyed the taste of my dick when you ate her out later. Oh and that extra wet she said you made her? yeah that was my jizz you were eating. Face it chas, chad, todd or whatever your fag name is, No one with any serious interests in life wants to be anything like you. Just another washed up high school has been working for his dads construction company hanging drywall for the next 40 years.

THIS IS YOU
YOUR LIFE IS OVER
AND YOU ARENT EVEN TWENTY YET.

>trying this hard
it's a bait you tard, you typed all those words for nothing

good luck slaving away for minimum wage once you finish college on a football scholarship with a GPA of 1.2 you idiot

Most of Europe doesn't give a fuck about sports in HS, let alone college lol

>be young me
>have hot girl with rocking big tits and great body
>she gets drunk repeatedly
>she fucks other guys while drunk repeatedly
>plays the victim, tears all over her face when i tell her it's over

Women were a mistake.

Hows my cum taste there chad?

I lost my virginity at 15 although it was only the one time and didn't happen again until I was 18. And I still feel like things were shitty for me. Could've been worse too I guess. Some of my friends were fucking all the time I was so pissed and sad

Lmao fucking loser look at those tabs xD

Man, somebody's watched Fight Club a few too many times....

FACT: 54% of all high schoolers graduate as virgins

>>Be 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday.
>>Graduate. Open up in college, surrounded by more outgoing and accepting people.
>>Work while studying, so gain skills that benefit me in the job market once I got my degree.
>>Move out of the house at age 24
>>Date/Fuck threw my 20s. College girlfriend didn't work out, because she didn't know what the fuck to do with life after graduating.
>>Take chances, go on strike at my job, invest in 401k and ROTH, pick up and quit smoking, drink waaaaaaay too much, get into fights at house parties
>>Fucking LIVE
>>Mellow out in late 20s
>>Now 30 with solid engineering career, steady lady friend, access to weed (in a job field that doesn't give a shit) and a loving collection of family and friends.

Fuck your "I peaked at 19" bullshit.

>those fucking tabs

10/10 for using a different picture. 0/10 for post

>mfw I'm a normie and had some very nice teenage years

Those were the times, man. Traveling with my friends, getting girls, fucking them at beaches and camps.

The sad thing is that after the university, everyone had to go their own way and now we have so little contact and it's all about work and personal lives.

dat guy
all i can think is
>rudy
>rudy
>rudy
>rudy

As a 30 year old bald fat guy I fucked a 19 year old super cute, petite hippy chick 3 weeks ago. Yeah not being young sucks but as long as you don't have a the personality of a dead moth you can do pretty well for yourself.

where did you buy your chloroform?

its disgusting someone took a picture of this cp.
is the person that took this pic in jail now ?

WOW I thought tits only appeared at 18

I used to think this user. It's not true.

In the small sample of your high school population, the majority of jocks are probably not academically inclined, sure. but after sorting into colleges, that lone brainy/brawny all-around great guy from your school is on a varsity team of his ilk. A lot of competitive schools have decent football teams.

If you're a kid, you might want to stop viewing the world in such simplified, broad strokes. "Civilize the mind, make savage the body" is not an illogical result of good, clean thinking. Master yourself as you make your choices consciously.

If you're an adult, know that when you speak like this, people might see the "boundaries" of your own social circles and experiences.

Daily reminder that attachment is the root of most suffering. Learn to quiet the ego that is always hungering, comparing, complaining, and you can sidestep all of the bullshit.

Bullshit. Every popular guy in college at least plays some sports, even when not on the team, and this is coming from a place where people couldn't care less about college sports. The socially awkward and fat/ugly, although intelligent guys will still live their lives alone and unpopular, even when they manage to land a good non-dead-end job despite their infinitesimally small social skills.

Do you live in a college film from the 1980's? o__O

Daily reminder

While Chad was busy getting his dick sucked and planning to go to college for a $60,000 per year job, you were on Sup Forums. Chad was getting drunk and having a good time while you sat alone jerking off. Chad took a trip to Europe and banged a bunch of French women while you were posting pictures of rage comics and buying drugs on the silk road.

The year is now 2018.

Chad has graduated college and found his good paying job. It's not what he's used to, sometimes he has to work on the weekends but he has a hot girl by his side to keep him happy. On top of that, his pay check gives him about $3,500 per month after taxes. Things look pretty good for Chad.

Meanwhile, those Bitcoins that Sup Forums influenced you to buy for under $10 have made you a multi millionaire. Wow!

This is what burgers believe.
This is why burgers kill themselves, or shoot up schools and themselves.
Because they truly believe that what beige people think and do is all there is and fitting in to that beige picture is the only way.
There is nothing radical or revolutionary anymore in Burgerland.
One felony, fuck even a misdemeanor and you're fucked.
Even without a record, you're fucked with debt or you're just plain slaving to keep slaving.
This is why Burgers are committing suicide as a nation, they can't see outside the schoolyard programme, nor even think of looking out.

i was 15, watching porn, playing video games everyday and having sex.

>you don't need a job in my country
Right

Correct. What's the point in stating the obvious though?

I already knew this which is why I'm here in the first place.

XD