Just had sex for the first time in 5 years with the girl of my dreams.
>10/10 personality
>fit body
>perfect ass
>great tits
What did you faggots do today?
Just had sex for the first time in 5 years with the girl of my dreams
Took my cat to the vets and found out he has cancer
>10/10 personality
>fit body
>perfect ass
>great tits
ugly, then.
i played burnout 3 and then jerked off
mildly cut myself for pleasure
Not even a little. She did professional modeling for a while.
right hand
That's really sad user, did they give it an expected lifetime?
Thinking about getting a new cat?
i went to the hospital for shitting blood
I hope she gets hit by a train, OP. Then you can post a 10-part greentext making it all about you so can get yet more attention from strangers on the internet.
well this shouldn't really happen
i was also pissing funny colours
he said it was nothing and to go home
will be talking to my GP at the end of the month
Went to work like an adult.
But it was super slow to I rolled some d&d characters, like a child.
I believe you user, people on here just get jealous
Watch a faggot lie on the internet about fucking a girl.
They said he probably only had a week. I went and got a second opinion and they said probably 2 weeks. So that's like a month, could be worse.
I didn't lie on the internet to a bunch of anonymous faggots
gratz noob
screenshot or it didnt happen
>10/10 personality
>10/10 personality
>personality
Personality, I think OP is a faggot
Good for you user. Welcome to the 99.99% of the world were we actually have sex with the ones we like. Like if that is something to celebrate. It seems like you are still a virgin faggot. Either way you’re still very alone.
I am the 0.01%