sup b, how do i become more alpha?
Sup b, how do i become more alpha?
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You don't
You just need to be more confident bro
fellow user just dont look like a cotton swab or get more hair
lightbulb?
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fuck off, it's an old pic. too lazy to find a better one.
Grow some ears
the top of your head grew first?
get rid of the necklaces and stripes. regular t-shirts no graphics. start a sport or a normal thing considering i can tell you only listen to edgy grundge
grow some ears and deflate your forehead
Commit self murder. Take yourself out of the gene pool.
Just take a shower and be yourself
Hold your breath and push really hard, and maybe that head will fill out...
jesus, if you need advice on how to become alpha, you're both dickless and hopeless...
nice necklaces, faggot.
Alpha checking in, go lift and stop being a cuck.
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>Commit self murder.
you mean suicide, dip shit?
jesus fucking christ, user, I...
just do shit for the lulz
My god you're aerodynamic
Stick plungers to both sides of your head and pull them apart.
You may see some results in a week or two.
Lol
I thought i was ugly. Thanks OP
Wtf happened to Zuckerberg
jus lift and be confidant bor :)))
Join the military
With a face like that you're fucked
Get these
Watching jordan peterson is a pretty surefire way to learn what alphas are
link: youtube.com
there is a whole rabbit hole here
alpha? haha you look like a bitch
canadian faggot
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Get fucked op