Sup b, how do i become more alpha?

sup b, how do i become more alpha?

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You don't

You just need to be more confident bro

fellow user just dont look like a cotton swab or get more hair

lightbulb?
youtube.com/watch?v=J-xIOcYVgMI

fuck off, it's an old pic. too lazy to find a better one.

Grow some ears

the top of your head grew first?

get rid of the necklaces and stripes. regular t-shirts no graphics. start a sport or a normal thing considering i can tell you only listen to edgy grundge

grow some ears and deflate your forehead

Commit self murder. Take yourself out of the gene pool.

Just take a shower and be yourself

Hold your breath and push really hard, and maybe that head will fill out...

jesus, if you need advice on how to become alpha, you're both dickless and hopeless...

nice necklaces, faggot.

Alpha checking in, go lift and stop being a cuck.

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>Commit self murder.
you mean suicide, dip shit?

jesus fucking christ, user, I...

just do shit for the lulz

My god you're aerodynamic

Stick plungers to both sides of your head and pull them apart.

You may see some results in a week or two.

Lol

I thought i was ugly. Thanks OP

Wtf happened to Zuckerberg

jus lift and be confidant bor :)))

Join the military

With a face like that you're fucked

Get these

Watching jordan peterson is a pretty surefire way to learn what alphas are
link: youtube.com/watch?v=fesSvXKxYd0
there is a whole rabbit hole here

alpha? haha you look like a bitch

canadian faggot

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Get fucked op