send this to the last girl you texted and say "giant ass spider in the toilet at mcdonalds lol"
Send this to the last girl you texted and say "giant ass spider in the toilet at mcdonalds lol"
Sent. Now we wait.
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>posts thumnail
newfag
jebaited
suuuure
why are you rock hard at McDonalds
bruh that's FLACCID
u fuckin retard
sorry about that bros. here, i made it bigger.
kek
ahahaha
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Sent it, but I don't eat fast food, so I said "at work" instead.
Waiting.
I laughed
checked, btw
My sides
hahaha
what should I say back?
Kek
>got new phone in august
>havent texted a girl since then
t-thanks
Is anyone gunna tell him?
erhm its your brother...?
>last girl you texted
>"who the fuck is this"
Went offline not long after.
>But I saw a pack for 50 cents
Got a response but how the fuck do i block out her contact name? (computer idiot checking in)
if its just a first name we won't know
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open the picture in ms paint and just make a black box or something and fill it in or scribble over it
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nigga is blind
Not the last girl I texted because I'm not autistic
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lol
She meant your dick you autist.
I'll text her whatever you guys suggest
"Du you know da wei"
Fucking idiot
its also a dude
Why don't you come here and put it in your hand instead. You have to see this in person! ;)
what kind of dude is named Anna?
its my buddy drake, a guy
im not gonna send that shit to a girl, especially when im lying in bed with my girlfriend
>drake
faggot name
ever heard of a double entendre?
Got me, top kek user
I am fucking dead... gwahahahahaa
>its my buddy drake
Your buddy is a duck?
Guess that's why you sent the pic for him to have a gander at.
Oh, and goose your GF for me.
lmao hes black too, a huge stoner, and a player
is he also employed?
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show it to your girlfriend tell her it was in your bathroom
I don’t think she’s buying it
lol
hahaha, dicklet
"Wouldn't you be scared if you saw something that big?"
Nice double dubs
>dicklet
Lol you wish dude
it doesnt look anything like the toilet in our bathroom and she had my dick in her hand about four hours ago so she'll know its a meme.
Waiting for reply lol
You tiny dicked fag lol kys
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just do it anyways for the laughs
I don’t think you guys understand her reply...lol my dick isn’t curved like that you retards. I literally fuck her shit up. Waiting on reply
nice
>discord
autist
checked
Says the insecure 14 yr old who's dick still hasn't shown any sign of growth
bahahahaha
no nice you
Sick quads, brah
Your only contact to a girl is on discord. Thats fucking sad tbh. Bet that she is a trap to.
Damn...
lmao
>huge huh?
Cmon man.
>not autistic
>posts bean memes
also,
>inb4 404
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