Send this to the last girl you texted and say "giant ass spider in the toilet at mcdonalds lol"

send this to the last girl you texted and say "giant ass spider in the toilet at mcdonalds lol"

Sent. Now we wait.

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>posts thumnail
newfag

jebaited

suuuure

why are you rock hard at McDonalds

bruh that's FLACCID

u fuckin retard

sorry about that bros. here, i made it bigger.

kek

ahahaha

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Sent it, but I don't eat fast food, so I said "at work" instead.

Waiting.

I laughed
checked, btw

My sides

hahaha

what should I say back?

Kek

>got new phone in august
>havent texted a girl since then
t-thanks

Is anyone gunna tell him?

erhm its your brother...?

>last girl you texted
>"who the fuck is this"

Went offline not long after.

>But I saw a pack for 50 cents

Got a response but how the fuck do i block out her contact name? (computer idiot checking in)

if its just a first name we won't know

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open the picture in ms paint and just make a black box or something and fill it in or scribble over it

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nigga is blind

Not the last girl I texted because I'm not autistic

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lol

She meant your dick you autist.

I'll text her whatever you guys suggest

"Du you know da wei"

Fucking idiot

its also a dude

Why don't you come here and put it in your hand instead. You have to see this in person! ;)

what kind of dude is named Anna?

its my buddy drake, a guy
im not gonna send that shit to a girl, especially when im lying in bed with my girlfriend

>drake
faggot name

ever heard of a double entendre?

Got me, top kek user

I am fucking dead... gwahahahahaa

>its my buddy drake

Your buddy is a duck?

Guess that's why you sent the pic for him to have a gander at.

Oh, and goose your GF for me.

lmao hes black too, a huge stoner, and a player

is he also employed?

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show it to your girlfriend tell her it was in your bathroom

I don’t think she’s buying it

lol

hahaha, dicklet

"Wouldn't you be scared if you saw something that big?"

Nice double dubs

>dicklet
Lol you wish dude

it doesnt look anything like the toilet in our bathroom and she had my dick in her hand about four hours ago so she'll know its a meme.

Waiting for reply lol

You tiny dicked fag lol kys

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just do it anyways for the laughs

I don’t think you guys understand her reply...lol my dick isn’t curved like that you retards. I literally fuck her shit up. Waiting on reply

nice

>discord
autist

checked

Says the insecure 14 yr old who's dick still hasn't shown any sign of growth

bahahahaha

no nice you

Sick quads, brah

Your only contact to a girl is on discord. Thats fucking sad tbh. Bet that she is a trap to.

Damn...

lmao

>huge huh?
Cmon man.
>not autistic
>posts bean memes

also,

>inb4 404

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