Hey there Sup Forums. Let's get a greentext thread going. I got my own story to share with you all

Hey there Sup Forums. Let's get a greentext thread going. I got my own story to share with you all.

>10th Grade
>Find out that there's this asian chick who's really into me
>She's a 6/10, so am I.
>"Not interested" I tell myself.
>She always goes to the same parties I do, and I notice her around where I hang out.
>"We just have the same interests. Don't think about it much."
>She starts getting more and more assertive
>Always around me, trying to grab on to me and shit.
>Realize she's an airhead, almost like she's on drugs everyday.
>Even though I was popular, no one ever tried to get to mr like her.
>Tell her "I'm sorry, I'm not looking for a relationship. We can still be friends though."
>She accepts pretty eagerly. A little too quickly for me, but whatever.

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Bravo.. great story..

fake and gay

cont?

shit story user

kill yourself

>cont?
There's none.
OP's an idiot

>Fastforward 2 months
>Hang out time to time
>We have nothing in common, try to drop contact with her
>She's not having it
>The more distant I grow, the clingier she gets
>Interrupts conversations, random phone calls 4 times a day, eventually block her number
>Decide to reject her the hard way
>Call her, ask to meet at her house
>She makes a big reaction, saying she'll get ready.
>Get there, she's in a revealing red dress
>Never mentioned this, but she's flat all over and skinner than asian noodles
>Not feeling it, tell her I just wanna talk.

>"Look, I need to talk to you."
>She has no expression, just starts sitting down
>"You've been bothering me for months. I've been trying to be subtle about it, but you don't get it. I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm out of here."
>Walk out the door
>On my way, I feel like something pricked my neck
>Feel up to my neck, and pull something out
>ohshit.png
>Pull out what looks like some kinda dart or needle
>Start feeling drowsy
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>Think to myself "Am I in a fucking James Bond film? Did this retarded asian just drug me?"
>Pass out

jesus i know this is fake and im gonna close the tab now

>Wake up
>Immediately remember
>I'm in a bed
>It's the asian chick's room
>I ain't got no clothes on
>Red dress on the floor
>whatthehell.gif
>Was I just raped by an ugly ass chink?
>Feel disgusted
>I just want outta here
>Try to get up, by arms are chained to bed
>Feels like this is fucking stupid to be real
>Out of nowhere, I see the chink out of the corner of my eye holding a bat
>Fuck
>Get hit on the side of the head
>Black out again because weak as fuck

post faster op, I got to go to work in 10 mins

>Wake up again
>Go to leave the room
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

I'm glad I can go to work now

>Wake up
>Middle of the streets
>fuckingfinally.png
>I was raped by some asian bitch I had no interest in and lucky I wasn't raped in the middle of some alley in the boonies
>I don't care though, just wanna get back home
>Sneak in, no one home
>Come back, parents were looking for me everywhere
>Parents yell at me about curfew and shit
>Just wanna go to bed
>Just wanna forget this happened
>She never showed back up to classes
>Looks like whoever her family was moved away
>Two years pass
>Never saw her again

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The dinosaur version was better

OP does not kno de wey

This sounds like some fake bullshit, but whatever. Just wanted to share a weird ass event that happened to me. Cheers, Sup Forums.

Vote for my nigga the Rat

I could do one about the close call I had with office (law too) and me being a retarded with weed if any anons would like

>Asian
>Airhead
Only way this story could be slightly true is if she was Chinese American