Waifu thread

waifu thread

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Still here

ritsu claimed

hi tomo

How are ya

Work early tomorrow or just tiring day today?

Hello there
early work day

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Bored, you?

Rip

Artoria claimed

Claiming best girl.

Got flue and 37,5C fever, so not too fun..

...

Sounds shitty

Meat

Same, just the usual grind in botw

Cute

It is pretty shitty too, yeah. Can at least watch AGDQ while feeling like ass..

>Glitch City best Bartender claimed

Good morning.

Been filling out your hyrule compendium?

Yea agdq is good stuff

You're not slut right?

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Haven't bothered with that, just grabbin gud gear and finding the memory locations

What do you mean? Not sure about what you're trying to get.

Faker

Gotta get that completion % tho

Nothing, other Jill is nicknamed slut

But I would have to go back to shrines and get all the chests

Negative

Hmm..Alright, kind of curious now, never really been around here much to tell how the other Jill is.
Also are you that Nobu that made Schizo threads months and months ago?

Oh fuck

>Not getting the chests the first time around

Its not how they act, they just have a pic of Jill wearing a shit that says slut on it, and no that wasn't me

Some contain items I can't keep cause I'm full

Oooh you mean the actual shirt she has in the game. I actually have it, it's not bad at all.

am drunk

You done goofed

Jill!

There's my slut

What time you work tomorrow?

POST
SHIRT
yo

2D > 3D

Reminder that you're special, pizza boy.

Am not, wish I was, cannot be in 2 days

Sepukku time

I need some advice

What's on your mind?

join me cute loli girl
get my discord from a sober person, my inbox is always open

Why so drunk?

Sudoku

A 3D devil wants my dick and i dont know how to tell her to fuck off politely

Honorabru sudoku

Hoof her in the front butt, grab and twist her dirty pillows.

broke up
just say you aren't interested

ibuki is best waifu

I must redeem myself, allahu acknbahr

"I'm not interested" or "let's just be friends", nothing to it

Aloha snackbar!

Flan stop hiding in the shadows, I know you've been pulling all-nighters all the time.

I just acknowledged you're OG Yuno.

What a great way to start 2018, isn't it?

I would like to continue working where i do
Ive tried but another coworker keeps making things more and more difficult
I thought i made it obvious when i told i was trying to sleep super early last night

>drunk enough vision is funny
>sober enough to get potg as Zen
amen
NO MEANS NO

Cute

3D sucks anyways

This

Oh, right. Then you gotta be forceful with words and tell her she smells weird.

she didn't.

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Oh yeah? Good to know

Hm persistence uh? Guess you're gonna have to persist on you not wanting any of that

cookie icecream is delicious

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*:30
I DID

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Who?
Oh no, we haven't talked in almost a year by now and probably won't do it again. I just thought I'd say hi before leaving.
Timezones are painful.

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good

Good lord

My babyyy You

*hug*

Sometimes I feel like talking to myself when instead it's just having the same waifu.

Heyo, it's Noire, you know.

Then thank you, even though I'd prefer to know who's you.

Your punishment is to sit through it.

You would think she learns
One of my main insults is smelly idiot I dont even want to talk to her tbh but i guess its inevitable with where i work


Damn it i just want to be depressed by myself this is you never fuck with 3D, kids

Change it to stimky cabbage.

Ahh hello!

No pls!

Why do you want to be alone? Nigga you got someone wanting yo dick

D O
I
T

Ok, you stimky cabbage
Im not some type of filthy heretic like you
Im not gonna go around and cheat on my waifu

Now you're catching on.

Take some time, then go bag some sluts to feel better, then look for another fish

I usually have vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup

Screencapped.
Modern waifu is full of filthy heretics and normieshits who have a favorite anime character they want to fuck.

Can't be a heretic if I never had a cunt tell me she likes me

If there's one thing mexicans are good for, it's making food and ice cream

clarify please
it would be nice yeah
no

You have to be at work in 8 hours? Go to bed

Ok liberal
These threads have never been about actual waifus i can name the people in these threads who have stuck with one girl on a couple of fingers this place is mainly to talk about seasonal anime girls
Also fags rp
Shut up heretic scum
You only speak to lead me down the path to damnation

>liberal

I do enjoy Mexican food

Why not

I pity you

How've you been?

Bad attempt of trying to start a conversation.
Anyway...I don't really have much to say after all; oh well, my bad.

because I loved her
and still do

zzz

No!

I'm ight, long boring days at work but can't complain cause free hours were given to me

I don't know a single individual who doesn't like mexican food

did you ever switch waifus rory?

it's okay. I'm not that great of company tonight anyway. you doig any better?
night

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Ok i might have taken that too far

You'll get over her eventually

Yes
>Cute pic

Those people can't be trusted

Those people aren't even humans

probably but she was also my best friend in the world

Fair enough, it's truly nice to chill during free hours where you should've been working.

Everyone is a good company if drunk, depends who's listening to you.

Not at all, love stories going shit for everyone, only that this has been going on for more than half a year; can't take it anymore but I still have to wait and can't do anything about it.

I only wish I had something to do in between the hours til my last hour cause I finish all my stuff within the first hour. They picked the wrong time to give me hours

that's fair. stuff going belly up is really hard to deal with. I think LA gave me a biut of a rundown when I asked, but what all happened? I'm drunk but as long as you can understand my typos I can try to find the words.

Tomoko is always cute and sleeping is hard