Post your deepest darkest secret

Post your deepest darkest secret

>pic related

NIce trips, wanted to fuck my cousin at one point, gave her a “massage” she fell asleep so I started doing naughty this to her, always had my dick my pants and never had sex with her. Wished I had several times though

Missed a coma before several

I almost killed a girl by having sex with her.

im fucking my best friends missus and have been for the past 2 years.

he doesn't know but hes to much of a autist cuck to do anything about it if he did

>I am literally a transgender faggot, I might as well just off myself now...

i jerked off to traps a couple of times

Same. We should faggot each other sometime

explanon

She had a rare condition where part of her vaginal wall was weak and we didn't know. It was only our second time having sex and she started hemorrhaging blood from her vagina. I called 911 and got her to the hospital. She had emergency surgery and they saved her life. She almost bled to death. I still feel guilty to this day. Sometimes when I have sex I just see all the blood pouring out of her and onto my hands. I can still feel the blood clots slipping through my fingers

I'm the father of my brother.

Jesus dude.

How powerful does that make you feel?

You motherfucker.

Well I can say my penis is big enough to kill someone. But that thought brings me great sadness.

With great power cums great responsibility.

...

To be more precise, my father dumped my mother and wifed a bimbo who cheated on him with me.

Ha nice

Missing the comma should be the least of your worries...

I smiled

why not keep going

I like Scrabble

'coma' ... really? After trying to correct grammar....

I used to lust after my ex's daughter in law.

I have lots of nude pictures of her which I've fapped to many times.

I've also tasted her pussy juice, she would leave dirty panties on the floor.

Because I myself have a bleeding disorder and blood does not arouse me.

This guy gets it.

How do you have nudes of her?

I share my girlfriend with random strangers at different anime conventions

She took hundreds of em for her boyf, saved em on her laptop. One time she had a problem with her laptop and I worked on it to fix, saw the pics, saved em off.

I need to go to anime conventions.

Which anime conventions?

How do you go about this?

Pics?

Are you the faggot that puts up those orgy posts for anime cons?

My first sexual experience was when I came in my baby brother's mouth.

So uhhh what cons you guys planning to attend this year?

Underated

Lmao those fuckin comments before mine, b never ceases to amaze me, sucks for the girl tho, no sex ever probably not even a dildo? Damn.

story?

no

Had a laugh

My darkest secret id have to say is i use to be a dog fucker, boy if i ever fot caught id have been fucked lmao, nowadays im in to rape, lolis, and hebephilia

I still play Runescape

Finally got my little sis to mess around with me, I'm taking it really slow. I think she's one wrong move away from freaking out and bailing on the whole thing.

All I want to do is plow that pussy, I should be given a medal for my patience.

I dud dsomething kinda bda then i realized I accidentlaly all of it.

he did say 'girl'

Mostly North American ones in Canada and a few in the US.

She gets hit on a lot at these conventions and depending on whether or not she likes them, we invite them back to our hotel room.

I think so?

AnimeNorth and hopefully Anime Revolution.

I mean she should probably move away as thats messed up and creepy. How old is she?

So that literally makes him gaytarded.

Wonder if he used the DENNIS system on him.

Greentext everything.

FUCKING WHY
YOU ACCIDENTALLY ALL OF IT, YOU GODDAMN MONGOLOID?

Not going to the AX?

I once accidentally a whole bottle of milk.

He's literally gaytarded. Trips, also.

This story keeps getting better and better. Please do go on.

She's just finished highschool. Not posting age, she's legal though.

I really enjoy being a closet bifag. I'm probably about 80% straight but the remaining 20% makes my life much more fun/better. No one else knows so i can just secretly enjoy "normal(not overtly gay)" situations with other guys without worrying about them being uncomfortable/different because im there and bi. Showering with other guys is my favorite thing to do and luckily it happens pretty often. I havent really done anything gay with another guy, would like to but the risk isnt worth it, the closet is warm and cozy

Not much to tell, I'm my son's father so genetically speaking I have the same traits she liked in my father, except I was a younger version, so it was really easy to convince her. I wanted to get back at my father for leaving my mom, so that's why I did it, except she got fucking pregnant, so I have to shut the fuck up about it. I really wanted to tell him, but not at the risk of him getting suspicious about my brother/son.

We want to but no money for that haha

*father's son, sorry for the brain fart, you surely understand why it gets confusing... lmao

Please continue! I am actually getting hard reading about this. Yes I am in Arkansas and yes I did once eat-out my 1st cousin's pussy when she was just 14 and i was 17.

The beginning is ever so slightly incriminating, so nah.
But basically, we've hooked up twice in the last two weeks.

so she is 18?... or is she a retard and didnt graduate until she was 25yo or something?

I enjoy masturbation more than sex. Not socially awkward, good looking, fit, so no problem finding a lady. Just like tugging it more. No idea why.

Oh, I did that too, think nothing of it. She jacked me off too.

Pics of her? Not showing her face, obviously

I'm almost 30, engaged, gainfully employed, and all-around stable, yet I still come to this fucking website

She graduated a little early actually.

LOL

I'm married, employed, stable, 43, and I still come to this fucking website.

I'm not going down that rabbit hole, this is Sup Forums.

What's up, my fellow closet shitbag?

Pic of your girl?

just clear all the identifiable metadata on the image and erase everything surrounding her body
Stop being so paranoid

Then skip the incriminating beginning parts? C'mon Sup Forumsro, this is what we're here for.

I just come here to shitpost about my ex and her hot daughter. You?

Bummer mate. We could'a hung out, swapped gfs, done some drugs (if that's your thing)

Sup Forums strips the meta automatically, reverse image search will still find it under visually similar images. I wasn't born yesterday.

oh boy here is a story

>be me in middle school
>i was in student council 8th grade was a bit of a tryhard in school
>every now and then some student council kids watch over some of the tard kids
>one day i spend my study hall watching down syndrome tardette, let's call her pam
>so pam and i hang up some posters for a school dance around the halls and shit
>she gets tape stuck on her hands, goes on about her favorite color blue the usual tard shit
>halfway through hanging posters i feel a sudden urge to shit
>head to the bathroom
>"hey pam i have to use the bathroom wait for me outside the bathroom doors OK"
>she waits outside while i take a decent sized shit
>five minutes later getting that nice post-shit feeling i meet pam outside the bathroom like i told her to
>fucking pam is missing
>i figure another student or teacher helped her around no big deal
>hang up remaining posters then head back to study hall
>fifteen minutes later announcement over the intro
>"teachers please put your rooms in lockdown mode" or some shit like that
>think nothing of it, probably another edgy kid threating to shoot up the school again
>kids start talking, one of the kids ask the teachers what was going on
>teacher says that one of the special ed kids went missing
>oh fucking shit
>fucking pam
>we were in lockdown for a solid three hours
>three hours later they find pam at the bottom of a nearby pond dead
>no one knew who was supposed to be watching her so no one knew it was me
>i never told a soul about it, except in the occasion Sup Forums green text thread

on our high school graduation day i was one of our class speakers and I had to introduce an ad memoriam segment about pam and some other kids who died while we were in school

Just come here when I'm bored as shit and want to hear about other people's ex's hot daughters.

Post pics

Beat my father nearly to death for something he'd done 12 years earlier.

You know I want to anyway
>little sis is a huge kikslut
>she posts on b a few times, I notice
>chat her up, get some wins
>have her make me a few videos
>really degrading stuff, just to see if she'd do it
>after a few weeks I feel like I have enough material
>take a photo for her wearing something I knew she'd recognise
>silence from her straight away

At this point I wanted to see if she'd say something irl, so I head to her place.
Cont.

Fucking decent story user

Here ya go

>Tfw Sup Forumstard and secretly gay like 90% of them
I wouldn't worry.

What's the story there?

What did he do?

Sure.

I don't do drugs but everything else sounded fun.

this was many years ago but when I was 14 i consensually took the v of a really cute 10yo girl and were secret fuck buddies for a while. ive never told anyone irl but she probably has.

Ex's daughter. I always crushed on her. She loved to take pics of herself, so I got them awhile back.

Looks interesting. Keep going

a comma wouldnt even go there where u pointed out. it would go elsewhere.
holy shit u fucked up though
and ur an idiot for wanting to commit incest

story?

And this is where it gets a bit dodge, so I'll skip a few steps

>were still chatting on kik regularly
>she resists a lot, is weirded out
>idgaf
>invite myself over about 2 weeks ago
>spooning on the couch, shes still pretending this is normal
>start kissing her neck
>lets see how far we can push this
>after a while im kissing her
>tongue in my little sister
>dicks getting pretty diamonds
>pressing my boner into her ass
>idk what shes thinking but she doesn't push away that hard
>kind of seems like she lowkey wants it
>I move my hands up her skirt, resting on her thigh

Cont.

Do you have any sex pics?

my grandpa left me 50lbs of gold
nobody else in my family knows about it

When I was 17 and in college, I got butt ass naked in front of my ESL student from China (she was 28 and married) during one of our sessions

...

well, can't say I didn't try

Nice trips