Story time! Alright Sup Forums, you know the drill. 3, 6, or 9 to progress the story...

Story time! Alright Sup Forums, you know the drill. 3, 6, or 9 to progress the story, please respond to the most recent story event.

You wake up at your camp, about a mile outside of Goldcrest, the biggest city in the region. You have a small breakfast of some wild herbs and a chicken you caught the night before. You get ready and head towards the city. You have your leather armor that fits like a glove, one longsword of questionable quality, a dagger, a bow (with no string), seven arrows, and two hundred and fifty gold coins. Today you're going to need to acquire some food, and hopefully find a new string for your bow. As you walk towards Goldcrest, a man drops from a tree in front of you, draws his dagger, and demand you pay him fifty coins to pass. What do you do?

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throw your dagger at faggot

Run at him like a madman and kill him with his own dagger

reroll

"Look I don't want any trouble," you tell the man, distracting him as you draw your dagger from the back of your belt, "I'm just passing through."

"TOO BAD! Fifty coins or I'll take everything you ha-" he says before your dagger pierces deeply into his stomach.

He falls to the ground, screaming in agony. You walk over to him, kick his dagger from his hand, and tell him to empty his pockets. He has twenty five coins, and basically nothing else. Blood seeps from his wound.

Do you leave him to suffer and potentially survive, or put him out of his misery?

stab him in the eyes with both daggers, take coins and leave

fuk in the ass, then stab asshole with dagger and go to city

bump again

Make human jerky

Reroll, you wont even ahave to buy food!

kill him dead

Kill him and cum on dead body

As you stand over this disgrace of a man, you take pity on him, and decide to take him out of his misery.

You draw your longsword, and with one fell slice you take his head off.

You take his twenty five coins, and head towards Goldcrest. Once you get into town, you decide to get a drink with your extra coin. You pay five gold for two pints, and sit down to relax.

You've just finished your first pint when a man falls over and spills your pint.

What do you do?

Go ye olde colombine and kill everyone in the bar

You stole my intro.... don't steal my intro...

get your own numbers.

Look at man. We need more information. Is he ripped? Is he huge? does he look like a boss? Do we want to be his friend? Scan man.

and also get your own intro.

Throw pint glass at his head then shank

Bumping, but yeah dude you should get your own niche. You can still make interactive story threads though. Just gotta make them a little different.

Some random plebeian has just spilled your pint, and this has just set you off. You stand up, push the drunkard over, and draw your longsword. A few people are watching at this point.

You plunge your sword deep into his breast, hitting his heart. You decide to loot his body, and find another fifty gold coins, a shield, and a shortsword that could use a sharpening.

The other patrons are not enjoying this display of testosterone. The bartender yells for you to get out, and threatens you. You don't take this threat lightly, and jump over the bar to face him. He cowers in a corner as you bash him repeatedly with the pommel of your sword.

Some of the other patrons have left the bar, while a few stayed and have drawn their swords. Three men on the other side of the room are ready to brawl. You jump the bar, shield in one hand, longsword in the other, and rush them. One swings at you, you block, and parry another hit from the side, followed by a stab into the stomach. The man in the middle stabs at you, which you deftly dodge, and then counter with a spinning swing to the back of his neck. He drops and two men remain.

The wounded man takes a fatigued swing at you which you deflect easily, and then kick him to the ground. The other man charges you, but you step out of the way and trip him. With both men on the ground, you finish them both off, and loot everyone in the room. You now have six hundred coins total, and have just acquired a new bow, a steel helmet, steel boots, and more swords than you can carry.

You gear up and leave the pub. Time to get some food. You can go to the market, or go hunting with your new bow.

sorry boys, just bored and liked the idea. next time will be different

Can i go to the market and look for hookers? Just uh, testing your writing ability, yeah that.

Sell all weapons and buy a new sword

that was a vision and you suddenly come back to reality where the man knocked over your pint, you tell the bar tender about the issue and get a new drink

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You snap out of your wild daydream, and realize you might have a little bloodlust after killing the man on the road earlier.

The barkeep happily gets you another pint, which you finish quickly.

You leave the pub, and decide it's time you shop around town. Where do you go first?

Reroll

We literally just lost all that shit and for no good reason. Thanks user. Im going to make my next few suggestions extra spicy just for you.

Look for a school

Reroll

you go to the brothel and pick up a good loli

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Rerolling

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Op here, was pissed when I saw this dumbass reply lmao

Dont worry op, i just got winrar, im making my next few a little extra spicy

Post options pls

we need to find some black market weapons. Let's look for some shady holes to scope out.

Winrar op

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You decide to head towards the market, which is a few miles into the city. While you wander the streets, you come upon a part of the city you haven't seen before. A beautiful stone building, which is apparently a school.

You hear some commotion inside the school and decide to go investigate.

Inside the school, you find three children, around the age of 12, with small swords drawn. Two of the children have their swords pointed toward the third, a small, possibly retarded boy.

Do you help this mongoloid?

Slaughter the two and recruit the mongoloid

Reroll

yes you beat the little boys but dont kill them, and then you yell for the guards

Drug den

Winrar

Too bad. Winrar says their dead.

Bump

After the daydream about almost massacring an entire pub, you can barely control yourself when you see these young chavs bullying this mongo.

You draw your longsword and charge them. They cower in fear of you, which makes it easy. With one swing, you behead one boy, and impale the other in the neck, leaving him mortally wounded.

The mongoloid boy is impressed with this, and starts blabbering to you. You catch him saying something about being your "squire" and decide to accept. You tell him to come with you.

With the mongoloid by your side, you leave the school, and continue towards the market.

You still need a bowstring and food.

Alright op, for that brilliant performance ill humor you, lets go find a place that sells bowstrings

Reroll

Rape the mongoloid.

Now thats a little too spicy

Reroll

go to a place that sells food and get food

Rerollio

Rollin.

...winrar?

that might have been op

You now need to equip your squire as well. Go to the market.

roll

roll

You've made it to the market, and in the few miles it took you've become acquainted with the mongoloid, whose name is Charlie.

You purchase some fish, venison, and beans, which will last you the next week.

As you're shopping, Charlie has stolen some jerky, and been caught by a guard. You find the guard holding the mongoloid by the wrist, talking about taking him to the jail

What do you do?

Intimidate the guard. You've got some history and some battle scars. He's just a mallcop

let him take the boy

Also, you now have two hundred and ten coins left.

you tell him that hes retarded and your trying to find his home and tell his parents

That was quick.

Just rape somebody, goddamnit!

Are you the same guy who did the story about like playing a game against god, killing a dragon, knight fag, cutie jerky etc? It was a few days ago or something. I was only around for the first thread, assuming another was organized to keepbit gping after i left

No, that was me. I did a thread that just ended. This guy is my successor.

OP pls
Winrar

Because this mongoloid is now your squire, it is now your duty to get him out of this situation.

At first you try reasoning with the guard. "Obviously this child is defective, just let him go and I'll take him from the market."

The guard won't just let him leave without a punishment, but you won't stand for this. You lift your shirt to show him your sword and both of your daggers, and tell him the story of how you acquired the second dagger.

You tell the guard if he doesn't unhand Charlie, you'll be inheriting his belongings next. With no other guards around, he decides to flee quickly. You and your mongoloid squire leave the market, and you decide to teach Charlie how to be a better thief.

You end up at a blacksmiths shop, and set your eyes on a bowstring.

Do you steal the bowstring to show Charlie how it's done, or have him take a go at it?

Why the fuck is there another pair of feet behind him?

what

Shit you're not thinking of quitting are you?

>
purchase the bowstring to encourage moral growth in chuck

those are also solair's feet. The rest of him was photoshopped out.

Steal the string and make charlie steal something else

Show charlie how its done.

No, not at all. I've been going hard. Did a few threads, not planning on slowing down. Just so you know, as of yet, there has been no continuation of that first thread as of yet. Been doing different scenarios with each thread.


If I get roll, steal something for charlie too. He has no weapon yet.

Yea but why? Why where there 2 of him in the first place that you needed to shoop one out? Why not just finish the job and remove the feet? Why?

Oh i pretty much know, im a different user than who asked that question, i think I’ve been in nearly all those threads. If you ever do continue that make sure you post on tw

because he sky is a flat color. Easy to wipe him out. The feet... not so easy. Would have to draw the ground in. Photoshoppers are not always artists.

If you're the op from the thread with the witch and 3 guilds can you post your twitter so I can get the notif for the next thread

@JakeOlchowy

You think it would be best if you take the lead on this one, seeing as your mongoloid apprentice was just caught stealing.

Outside of the shop, the blacksmith is hard at work. Inside the shop, only the blacksmith's daughter is inside, attending the counter. You tell Charlie it's best if the shopkeep is distracted by someone.


You have Charlie distract this beautiful damsel, while you go to the back of the room, and quickly slip a bowstring into your
pants. You decide Charlie could use a shortsword, seeing as he is your new squire.

You quietly take a shortsword from a table, and slip it into your sheath with your longsword.

As you're walking out, the girl at the counter calls for you to come over.

"Why do you have two swords in your sheath good sir? Surely you wouldn't be stealing from a poor lass like myself." You're embarrassed, but you tell her you were just trying to teach your autistic accomplice how to steal. You pay her for the sword, and a little extra to not say anything.

Do you leave, or continue to talk to this red-headed beauty?

Man i feel like that story probably couldve been a bit more. But ended with a failed rape.

Show charlie how to charm and fuck too

Reroll

Red heads are good. Blacksmith girls are even better. Lets do this

it ended due to bump limit. That was all that was in the cards for tonight.

Rip, i have i think your first thread still archived if you ever need it

You realize your chromosome-lacking friend has no experience with women, and that this would be a good way to show him a little something.

"I was just testing to see if you were paying attention anyway, I would never steal from such a beautiful girl."

"Oh, is that so?" The girl blushes slightly and looks away from you for a second, "Well, thank you for paying me and not running away."

You two talk for a while, and she tells you she is sick of the city. She hasn't been outside the walls in years. You invite her to come to your camp, and have a nice meal in the wilderness when the blacksmith's shop closes.

Her eyes light up when you offer this, and she is smiling from ear to ear.

You decide you will wait in the city with Charlie for a couple hours, then escort this girl to your camp.

What should you and your mongoloid squire do in the mean time?

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Sorry story user 2 but this thread is lacking a little gay rape

My sides

Show Charlie a few personal pointers beforehand if you know what i mean

Find a pack of ghuls and have Charlie practice his swordsmanship

We need to look into the dark arts. I want black magic. Let's get dark mage mode