Hey Sup Forums let's talk

Hey Sup Forums let's talk

Forgot to crop woops...

Half following the rules. Still assuming you're a dude.

Tits or gtfo
If not grill revealing boipussy applies

Sorry they're smol

Show a farther away pic, at least with partial face/mouth showing too. If I'm gonna fap to a man it better at least be a feminine one.

trap

you seem like a cancerous trap, prove me wrong

About what? What are you a fucking cop?

Happy

I just wanna chat :/

What's your favorite color? Answer then ask me a question

No timestamp. How are we supposed to trust you, trap or not? Gotta follow the rules.

How's this

Purple.

How long ago did you decide to become a girl?

My favorite color is blood of the innocent red, whats yours?

Step off faggot youre ruining my game im trying to pickup some e pussy

Do you wear thongs?

doesn't prove there isn't a estrogen-shriveled penis between your legs

All yours, please proceed

Wouldn't that make it better

>blood of the innocent red
I see your free cruelty and raise it by gratuitous racism
Mine is nigger gore red, what's yours?

What was the occasion for wearing such a fancy top?

More

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Forgot lol

When I was in my moms snatch or something

Black

Not really, they're uncomfortable

For the last fucking time, it's not gay if it's a feminine penis

Just show us your dick faggot

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Mangina menstruation red

>Black
Fucking nigger

>fag

You're cute. I'd mix you into me and my wife's antics. Have a good day, user.

Do you play with yourself? What do you use and what kind of porn you like?

Can you do me a favor? Can you write “for no neck” on your tit for me?

Okay, I'll consider it

It's not really fancy, it just has bling glued on lol

I didn't set out to make a porn thread

Guys, what do you look for Ina gf?

Actually you decided you were a male when you were produced by the testicles in your father.

Lrn2science whore

Loyalty and my dick.

What do I look for? Intelligence, sense of humor, ambition, and pretty eyes.

Vagina...thats what I look for in a gf

Soul

Black, not brown

Yeah, my hand, and vanilla kinda stuff, some hentai too

No thanks

Guess you're half right now that I think it thu

Do I have pretty eyes?

What do you guys do for fun?

Difficult to actually really put the finger on one thing, it's an overall. Pleasing features, has to turn me on, needs intelligence, knowledge, taste. But it's more of an overall personality thing.

>my turn
How old are you?

Who cares?

It's not gay as long as balls don't touch

Decent eyes yeah. I like darker, but the Mrs. likes lighter colors. I'm all about eyelid shape and eyebrows. I'm weird like that.

As for fun, cars. I'm a motorsport photographer and my wife is a mechanical engineer. Any of our off time is working on our projects.

What's your hobby of choice?

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Currently? Spirit. But in general,
I'm attracted to unconventional beauties

>oldfag
Stop being faggy

20

Looking for a hot girl with some class but still knows what she wants.

Been smoking crack for the last 46 hours keep me entertained

Do you shave?

A shit tasting trap, of course.
Don’t gotta read 1% to work that out

Did you find your mom's dildo and used it?

Do you have any sexual experience? Girls?

Ooh, that's cool. Personally I spend a lot of time online, but I used to be big into lego

Classy :)

And now I’m gunna burn my keyboard and wash my hands

Oh I still do Lego. I collect technic sets and any decent car models. The GT3RS, Mini, Caterham, and all the F1 Speed Champions sets are in my cabinets.

Are you from the states, or europe/elsewhere? What's life like out of your window?

Yeah, I've been lazy this week tho

No that's pretty gross

Never been with anyone but I've let a guy feel me up before. What about them?

What sexual fantasies do you guys have? Seems its all you think about

Ok giggley ‘girl’
Remember your life is a long procession of getting butt fucked and FORGOTTEN
Parents are sooo proud

A girl who isn't crazy.
If a guy shows interest show interest back, but don't tell him all the names of your future children on the second date.

Sweet, I was mainly into bionicle but I got a Star Wars set here and there

US Pacific, and decently chilly. I love when the fog rolls in, I live next to a street light

I don't have an interest in sleeping around

Good answer

Same here, but So Cal. Bay area? Or further up into OR/WA?

Honesty, exclusivity, willingness to explore different types of kinks and a decent ass. What do you look for in a boyfriend?

Well, I do:)

So you shave bald?

Lot of kinky shit, bondage, humiliation, 3some, anal stuff receiving and giving. You want more info?:p

Central CA

Where do you guys see yourselves in 5 years?

>:)
>:p
an hero, nigger

A guy whose more concerned about being a man than being masculine.

Shave what exactly?

And uhh, I'm good. I can see you're a man of many interests.

Back in Texas. I'll be running my own business finally. One side doing high end photo shoots, and the other restoring cars.

I hope everything works out for you, user. I know that the life you're leading isn't easy. Just know you have a random Sup Forumsro wishing the best for you.

That's interesting considering a lot of women feel a lot different. No other qualities you look for? Stability, maturity, etc

Life I'm leading?

Your pussy

all parting being a man. A classic gentlemen, always looking out for others, but standing up for himself as well. So yeah, maturity and all that.

Yeah

I see. Do any of the guys in the life fit that criteria right now? Are you single, looking, not interested?

You want a white knight

get me a sandwich

Uh, I guess, but none I'm really interested in. I guess you could say I'm looking, but it's on the back burner

No. I want a man, not a cuckold

I do like to make food, what kind would you like?

Also, some people said girls need a decent ass. My goal was to chat, but I'll bite, how's mine?

And what's coming first in your life that you prioritize over a relationship?

College and vidya tbh

You have a decent ass. Have you had past relationships?

Hey if you guys wanna chat with me on kik it's pattiesable

I said no, I've only let a guy give me a chest massage through my shirt :$

That is a nice ass imo

If you want to chat, you do it with 1v1, even online. Especially online. Since you're not aware of this, I'd say you're about 16. Too bad I don't consider it cp though.

I like your ass, butt I prefer some sexy undies around them. Do you have any sexy lingerie?

Sorry, kinda skimmed through the thread, Must have missed it. Is that the furthest you've gone sexually?

Show asshole please

Nope

Yep

What's you guys think of the last jedi?

I haven't seen it. Bladerunner was amazing though. Is the last Jedi worth seeing?

Ok show us your feet and soles wrinkled get this important answer about this movie right?

Did not like it. How many times a week do you masturbate?

I loved it. There was some fat that could have been trimmed but overall it was great. It was more about the force as a whole then characters and plots and such so the pacing may feel a bit off, but for what it is it works. It's actually very theological/philosophical, which I liked

Aww

And 3 or 4 maybe, when I fell like it, which usually isn't every day

Are you a horny girl or is touching bad stuff?

You touching or touching myself

it genuinely ruined the star wars franchise.

it was not only bad, they decided to include a scene that negates every thing in all the movies past or even future.

Nice ass! Diamonds! Would bang the hell out of you

Huh. I heard it was shallow. I might go see it. What kind of music do you listen to?

How? And what scene?

Thanks

Would you suck my cock