Help us Juve, you're our only hope.
Help us Juve, you're our only hope
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Have no fear, we will crash tsu and friend
He's making THE call as we speak
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Assuming they're beating Monaco.
>Help
>Jewventus
Are you fucking retarded.
Fuck Jewventus. Go Monaco, and if they can't win, then go Tsu.
>Jewvie
>not chocking in the CL final
You should be praying for a Monaco upset
Don't worry lad, how would you even compete against THIS?
Not if he makes it first
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>tfw when you root for both Juve and Real since childhood
feelsgoodman
Honestly if Real win again I'll just give up.
I'm sick of that hyper normie, pleb as fuck plastic club winning.
Tsu
I'm so happy he let his hair grow out again after he nearly buzzcut it earlier in the season.
I'm /nohomo/ by the way
britistani in tears
delicious
The SAME poster every time
Committed
that's rich, coming from a britcuck where literally every club is bankrolled by either burger or sandnigger semites
Yeah get your sporting directer to bribe refs and rig games again
He has been training for this moment his entire life
>Juventus
>the good guys
modern football is fucked
Juventus fans are really the most autistic there is.They're so fucking pretentious it's unreal.
I'm still mad they only gor through us because maxi pereira is a retarded glue snorer
>le juve are classy good guys lol XDDDD
kys
Juve?
Bitch please, you're not going over my Leo Garden.
he's a manlet
Hey, não insultes o Maxi!
>tfw Maxi would have been GOAT if Benficacucks had sold him to Juve in 2011
>1.80m
>manlet
Still not watching your league Renato
>1,80
TOP KEK
Turbomanlet detected
He is not Renato, I am, Aquafresh
BTFO
>1.80m
>not a manlet
>supporting scum
1.80 is 15 cm below the manlet cutoff
And I'm obviously Colgate. Or are you too poor to have a choice between different types of toothpaste?
Unironically below the Dutch average for men
1.80 is literally the average height you muslim tard
La Juve, vinciamo sempre noi! Forza Vecchia Signora mia. Te Amo Per Sempre, Bianconeri! Juve per sempre sarà!!!
No, you are Aquafresh. I am Renato. The other Portuguese user is not Renato. Only I am
I am greek
We just have smaller stadiums and our fans are not as violent as yours.
another runner-up trophy incoming
>maxi pereira
Don't you mean Telles?
When will they learn?
It's probably way above that for newer generations to be desu
Is that a whistle I hear?
All I need to know is that you're irrelevant and that your ex-colonies are unironically richer than you
>save us, Juve!
>oh, 9 times beaten finalists. you're not too.. uh.. you're not too good at this, are you?
I need a quick rundown
Why do you guys call it jewve?
Because of Elkann?
>tfw last final lost to Barca
>this final will prob lose to Real
Its like destiny.
Look at him
You can tell he's definitely NOT rubbing his hands in that picture
SAVE_US.MBAPPE
>Juve have a history of choking in CL finals
>also have a history of cucking Real Madrid
Which meme will prove to be more powerful?
Kek,Juventus got cucked by benfica in the europa league 3 years ago.
>europa league
kys
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>Semites vs moors
I'll go with semites, at least they're fun guys.
>3 years ago
*yawn*
At least our colonies are important. Your larger colony got cucked by Portuguese Abus
>14 times losers in the final
Just give RM the trophy already.
>slovakian football
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let me just do some burger maths
>5'9
MY SIDES
Delet
>the call that saved the Football season
On the other side there's this guy.
Just give up Juve bottle every final they play in
>getting BTFO by Slovak club that plays in 4th local division now
>in CL
>at home
>Portugese football
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it's 5'11
>implying 5.9 feet is equivalent to 5'9
burger maths indeed
We'll have to wait and see Slov bro.
He is 1 gudluking guy.
Espeschelly his eys are biutiful yes yse.
>not trusting Monaco, Silva, Bapéé and based Jardim
1998
>people underrating Monaco
That's how based Jardim likes it
Monaco would've conceded 5 times tonight, scored maybe once.
>yes, that's right, i would like to cancel the celebrations that Real have planned in Kiev
I'm 170.
The average here is 174.
refball, luck and blooters made them win agains the worst defense in germany. good luck doing that with bbc
>tfw 1,74m
>2015 semis
>2005 1/8 finals
>2003 semis
>1996 quarters
soon very soon
penaldo will be so deep in chiellini's pocket he'll need a map to find his way out
germans really are salty faggots arent they
jesus christ your teams blow dick, just sit the fuck down already.
If only.
>your teams blow dick
well that's pretty much what the fellow nazi user said didn't he? why are amerilards allergic against reading
>getting so mad that he forgets how to read
go eat a burger and relax man
i already told yall to sit down, please don't anger me further
Yeah, but those weren't finals. The biggest meme is that Juve sucks in finals
If we suck in finals so much how come an obviously inferior team managed to almost beat Barca in 2015?
That's why I said
>tend to cuck Madrid (knocked them out in 4 out of 5 elimination matches in last 30 years)
>tend to choke in finals (the one loss was in final)
The meme can go either way now, but don't forget there's also the FACT no team ever retained CL. Don't be so greedy anyway Paco, Juve have been waiting for 21 years
>almost beat Barca in 2015
Did they though?
>If we suck so much how come we lost
?
We have a team here called Cruz Azul. Now they suck ass but 5-10 years ago they were pretty decent.
Among the finals they played they won against Boca in La Bombonera, were comfortably winning against their biggest rivals, were close to win against Toluca in thir stadium, etc.
The result was always the same, they lost.
The point is, some teams, no matter how good they are, they are natural chokers
>us
>our
I'm not a Barcelona fan, m8. Real Madrid will win the twelfth décima.
kek, seriously.
i don't know if it's italians that are fucking deluded or just juve fans
You're acting like Juventus never won CL though, they don't have a good record in finals for sure but it's not like they're completely cursed either.
Juve didn't have a single problem with Barcelona who went on to defeat Real at home few days later, don't forget about that
And Cruz Azul won the 8 times. 4th team with most championships
>the inferior team loses after having a chance to win
Wow, such a failure!
>manage to get even after Barca scored first in the motherfucking final
>no penalty
>tevez chocking
>finally Suarez scores the 2-1
The more finals you play, the more finals you lose.
Barca is inconsistent this season, a meme win against them doesn't suddenly make you elite.
glad you know your team is inferior shitalian fakkit
Not sure what the point of your comparison was then, and can't say I care much about it either to be honest.
Real are perfectly capable of breaking their choking run against Juve, just like Juve are capable of breaking their choking run in finals. Bookmakers will probably favour Real slightly with their odds in (probable) case Juve reach the final, but for me it's 50/50
>meme win
You mean completely dominating them in Turin, and shutting them down comfortably at Camp Nou? They're were outclassed by Juventus, who have also been elite for some time now, as anyone who isn't restricted to following Casual's Premier League or Reddit's Sunny Liga knows
Yeah, Juventus was still inferior to the best team in the world at that point.
Again, what a failure!
Fucking customer scum who think if you don't win the CL you're a failure.